What if you woke up as Lucario?

[Tallen]

I don't really mind: I'm already Lucario (as far as I can tell):
-I like blue clothes
-I like chocolate bars
-I fight kung-fu
-I believe in aura (Chi, but 's all the same ya know)
-I'm not scared of getting hurt
-And I love Mew
So there you have it. even if outside I'm human inside I know I'm a Lucario
(unless I'm really Mew, oh but either is awesome)

 

[penguinman]

I'd jump into my fireplace to rase my aura, then forcepalm CG>f-throw>aurasphere on my teacher.

 

[E-Jolteon]

Maybe we should write our congressmen demanding equal rights for Lucarios. We never know when one of us is going to wake up as Lucario, and what then? We'd be SOL. We need to act now before it's too late.

Har har.

You know what we call that? Racism! Racism is bad, kids -- learn to accept other races... like Lucarios...

Eh, I'm pretty sure Lucario would be able to pass a dog.. And a talking dog at that. I'm pretty sure if an animal could talkk, they'd be seen on a more human level. Course, I know people I'd be able to pass as a pet for, and I'd be perfectly happy doing so, know her, so not matter what would happen, I'd have been covered.

 

[Tallen]

this is SO going in the right direction XD

 

[E-Jolteon]

this is SO going in the right direction XD

The sexy direction?

..Too much of my post count is made up from this topic...

 

[Nurotasama]

this is SO going in the right direction XD

So can we start talking about the Lucarios and the Digglets now?

 

[LP4Life666]

So can we start talking about the Lucarios and the Digglets now?

That sounds like a new series we could create and submit it to Warner.
From the people that brought you Pokemon:

"Lucario and the Digglets"
Weekdays at 9 A.M.

 

[hough123]

I would play go and have fun with my Aura-power.

 

[Sean²]

I'd probably do what everyone here would actually do if they woke up as Lucario...freak out and cry.

 

[mysticwolf]

after I was done freaking out and crying, I would accept my state of being. Then I would go get some clothes so I don't get arrested for indecent exposure.

 

[The Halloween Captain]

That sounds like a new series we could create and submit it to Warner.
From the people that brought you Pokemon:

"Lucario and the Digglets"
Weekdays at 9 A.M.

Um, no.

EDIT: If that happened to me, the military would probably be involved before the end of the day.

 

[Greenstreet]

lol. or some1 wud throw a pokeball at u...

 

[AcidJazz]

I answer your question with a better one.

What if you woke up...

gay?

 

[feddieboy]

I would take my revenge, jump out of air planes with my steel typing, roundhouse kick everyone who annoyed me, and refer to my aura as my aura even though it is in me. For example, "My aura and I shall eat a cheeseburger."

 

[AcidJazz]

I would take my revenge, jump out of air planes with my steel typing, roundhouse kick everyone who annoyed me, and refer to my aura as my aura even though it is in me. For example, "My aura and I shall eat a cheeseburger."

That's how I'd act if I woke up gay too

 

[Sean²]

I answer your question with a better one.

What if you woke up...

gay?

Ehh...why?

 

[727272216]

I'd be like:
"Oh, **** ground types! I have to get above ground! That'll be easy cuz I'm Lucario now!"
*gets dig-owned*
"Tell my fan-girls I love them..."
*funeral*
Trainer: "I knew him not as a man... but as a POCKETTO MONSUTA-!"
Yup.
That is indeed how it would happen.

 

[Zero_Gamer]

Diglett............. stress the g part and... ugh, no more innuendo.




















In ur endo

 

[Alus]

if you woke up gey you would be...gey.... not more complicated than that

 

[Greenstreet]

twoskilld4u raises a valid point...

 

[AlexoftheAura]

after the freakout phase i screw around until im kicked out of the country, i would then become a terrorist getting revenge with aura storm in every major city then i'd fall asleep and get ready for day two as a lucario

 

[Red Hawk One]

Well, after the freakout, find a headshrink (with bad eyes) to tell me if i'm just hallucinating.

Shrink: So what seems to be the problem?
Me: I don't feel like myself...
Shrink: Really? Hmmmm... well, lets see... *puts on glasses* ...............................

*LATER*
Shrink #2: So what seems to be the problem?
Shrink #1: I see things... Bad things...