West Coast Smash League

[choknater]

yea she just needs to cover up her forehead shes got a big one like sakura ugly *****hhhhh

 

[NeighborhoodP]

lulsuzie gets better looking every cast

you think she's attractive?

 

[The Greater Leon]

kind of
hardly a 10
but she isnt ugly
her hair keeps getting more stylish

at first i hated her tho lol

 

[NeighborhoodP]

i can't really say chicks like that are attractive because so much of their attractiveness comes from the makeup and hair designers and stuff. that's why i hold *****es in the public eye to a much higher standard of quality. she's decent but eh, in real life you know she'd just be another girl

 

[choknater]

natural beauty and "cuteness" without makeup gets a thumbs up from me

 

[NeighborhoodP]

cuteness is all in the eye of the beholder though, much much more so than general beauty / attractiveness

plus like freud said, we all wanna be with our mothers so we're more likely to find someone attractive if they share some of the same qualities as our moms

true story

 

[The Greater Leon]

oh i dont think shes too makeupped
like to me thats raccon eyes and ****
but i guess they do get prettied up for camera, i never thought about that
and i dont care what shed be like irl. i have a gf so im perfectly content to take every female i see as is and go no further than that. all she is is a decent face on a baller starcraft cast. and i appreciate that.

 

[NeighborhoodP]

oh i dont think shes too makeupped

that just means they did a good job

apparently you've never watched america's next top model

 

[choknater]

yea true P my mom is hottttt

 

[Irow]

Really now?

And the girls on America's Top Model aren't even that pretty, even with the make up.

 

[The Greater Leon]

i watched a few eps of the one season with the white chick with the black hair in a bob cut that got asked to leave because she was anorexic. but again i dont care why or how they are attractive because all i want to do is watch some eye candy while im doing whatever it is im doing. were i single and taking more of an interest i would agree with you 100%

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

So when you're older and playing a game of ball with your son, you're going to just outright destroy him?

Yes. Then I'd be like, "Get *****, son."

 

[NeighborhoodP]

pretty sure you're still a man

when the lovey dovey stuff goes out the window, you'll still be a man (hopefully, but maybe not -- nice guys finish last)

 

[choknater]

lol wow i want sheridan as a father

 

[Irow]

Sheridan already is my father.

He abused me in my sleep on Saturday, it's true.

 

[Shroomed]

lol lovage, only 1 dollar? come on at least 2

and hydro kirby never answered me
MM at this huh?

this tourney's not too far away woot
i'll MM aznforce also

 

[Miharu]

sure mm is fine

 

[Shroomed]

woot, i wanna throw $2 at everyone

cept me, i'm throwing more at him lol

 

[The Greater Leon]

why is being content with fake beauty unmanly?

 

[choknater]

man dawg u should go for real beauties (like children)

 

[NeighborhoodP]

man dawg u should go for real beauties (like children)

ahahahaha

wtf is fake beauty

 

[choknater]

sheridan's favorite rap song is tooooo good

bald headed hoeesssss

 

[Eggz]

me, p, silent wolf, and lovage will take 4v4 crew battle MMs

also ill take 2v1 money matches from most people. only people i know ill **** though.

 

[SuperRad]

wtf kinda ghetto *** crew is that

 

[NeighborhoodP]

that's a **** *** crew

three of the most technical foxes in the country and the gayest sheik since DSF quit melee =)

 

[Pink Reaper]

that's a **** *** crew

three of the most technical foxes in the country and the gayest sheik since DSF quit melee =)

Drepehen's going to be there?

 

[The Greater Leon]

ahahahaha

wtf is fake beauty

by fake beauty i meant girls that are attractive but highly aided by makeup/hair stylists/ whatnot. clearly you arent interested in this where as i am. its pretty swell to not have to care about the means but only the end result.

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

sheridan's favorite rap song is tooooo good

bald headed hoeesssss

What the fuck is goin on in this goddamn world
What are you bitch, a boy or a girl?
I can't tell cause your shit on the sides are gone
You remind me of the monkey lookin bitch Grace Jones
Fucked up is how you look to Sherry D
I just gotta have a bitch that has more hair than me.
Some try to cover up by weavin it through
You ain't foolin nobody, we know you're bald headed too.

BALL'HEADED HOOOOOOOOOOOOZ

 

[NeighborhoodP]

Drepehen's going to be there?

first step to being gay is camping.

by fake beauty i meant girls that are attractive but highly aided by makeup/hair stylists/ whatnot. clearly you arent interested in this where as i am. its pretty swell to not have to care about the means but only the end result.

well yeah i'm interested in them but only for one thing. when i rate girls i actually rate them mostly on a beauty scale but also on a subjective "how well do i think we would get along" scale, which is why i had a crush on morgan webb for a while. i probably shouldn't but it's so intertwined in my being at this point that there's no stopping it.

 

[Tee ay eye]

Who needs a Melee teammate for WCSL?

 

[Irow]

Teach me how to play Shiek gay, P. I wanna not suck at Melee (well, not suck as much)

 

[The Greater Leon]

lol morgan webb. she is the most blatant sex appeal ever. but i had a crush on her when i was younger.
i used to do the same thing, and would again in the future if she and i broke up. i dont think thats a bad thing, to include 'get along with' in hotness

 

[NeighborhoodP]

dude morgan webb is blatant sex appeal but she knows it and she's smart so it becomes a joke unto itself. read her wiki page, i had no idea she was so educated

she started dying slowly after she ditched the red hair

 

[The Greater Leon]

hahahahah
i just remembered
yesterday kouryuu was all over olivia munns ****
and google told me similar searches: morgan webb
i thought that was really funny

 

[Atlus8]

Morgan Webb fan right here!

 

[Kira-]

i don't know how to play things for fun

lol you can't do it on purpose, if you're trying it's not going to happen.

do you ever play melee against people just messing around with characters you don't (or won't) use ever? something as simple as learning a low-tier character is proof that you have fun with the game. lovage doing random technical stuff just because it looks cool is another example

i'm sure you have fun sometimes

every once in awhile that happens when i play brawl too

plus like freud said, we all wanna be with our mothers so we're more likely to find someone attractive if they share some of the same qualities as our moms

true story

wow i just had an insane conversation with myself analyzing everything about what you just said. that ****ed me up for about 15 minutes and now im late for class (which i probably wasn't gonna go to anyway).

so now i have concluded that i am attracted to girls who are used to being hit on/having attention (which means pretty girls), and everything that comes with it on top of the fact that they are physically attractive in the first place. the problem is, i really don't like most girls like that, but sub-consciously i am attracted to them due to the reason freud came up with. all this made absolutely no sense before i came to that end result. but now all the evidence holds together.

well that's actually not bad. what if i was subconsciously attracted to women who's personalities commonly came from being ugly? then i'd have learned how to get ugly women and then i'd have no chance with any of the hot ones. but this way, if i'm ever attracted to someone ugly i won't have a problem lol

there were about 300 theories that ran through my mind in the last 20 or so minutes, i figured i should write some of the correct ones down here so i dont lose em

insight into my own brain can be unnerving at times. most of you should skim past this, for both of our sakes

Yes. Then I'd be like, "Get *****, son."

there was some story about a famous tennis player always getting his **** rocked by his dad who never took it easy on him once

anyone know who that was?

 

[Lovage]

me, p, silent wolf, and lovage will take 4v4 crew battle MMs

bring it



:bandit:

 

[Xyro77]

Me and 3 other houston guys(sethlon,furbs,g@be) are going to this. Can any body house gabe/seth/furbs? It would mean alot

Hive is takin me in

 

[NeighborhoodP]

lol you can't do it on purpose, if you're trying it's not going to happen.

do you ever play melee against people just messing around with characters you don't (or won't) use ever? something as simple as learning a low-tier character is proof that you have fun with the game. lovage doing random technical stuff just because it looks cool is another example

i'm sure you have fun sometimes

nah, i really don't like playing that at all. when i'm playing someone i am ****** over and over i stop using my four top tier characters and play garbage until they beat me and make me try, but if they never can make me try then i get bored really quickly. i only use different characters just because it lowers the competitive field with each character down my list. i go sheik and only sheik if i think they are better than me or i want to win, i go sheik and marth if they're good, i go fox if i think i'm better than them, and i go falcon if i know i'm better than them. doc/luigi/etc. get no workout unless they suck and i'm pretty **** bored.

so yeah, i don't have fun in melee if it's not competitive

 

[Eggz]

Me and 3 other houston guys(sethlon,furbs,g@be) are going to this. Can any body house gabe/seth/furbs? It would mean alot

Hive is takin me in

i cant house you, but i can crew battle you wit ma nigguhz =o

also

p, i need hella gay sheik practice. shes my worst high tier matchup