Vending Machine

[PrepareYourself]

You get can i haz recon.

I insert onslaught.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a 1-UP. Keep hopping to accumulate even more!!

I insert a Yellow 1-UP.

 

[Iron Thorn]

You get Mario with cirrhosis.

I insert ancient poetry.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get rap. Not the good kind, either.


I insert rap. The good kind. (Is there "good rap"?)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get "The World Ends With You" 's Original Soundtrack.

I insert Pokemon Battle Revolution.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get Pokemon Diamond and Pearl.


I insert Pokemon Inside Joke.

 

[Deleted member]

You get WTFP?!

I insert a destruction-loving Jigglypuff.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get MaNg0.

I insert the guy who won Pound 3.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the guy who... lost?

I insert Tom Nook.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get debt. FOREVER!!!

I insert 100 bells.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a fishing rod.

I insert a bloody knife.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get arrested.

I insert Animal Crossing being one of my favorite games, despite the fact that I am only just getting it tomorrow or the day after.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get lots of fun from doing absolutely nothing. Srsly.

I insert MOTHER 3's English patch.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a rope snake.

I insert a camera.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get pictures of... I'm not gonna go there.

I insert SAKUJO!!!

 

[Karptroopa]

You get variety of Mature Games.

I insert a complaint.

Spoiler

TO XACE-K FOR DISPOSING OF MY DOLLY-DOLL

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get him not listening.

I insert an incantation to bring back Karptroopa's Weegee dolly.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a genuine Karp-edition weegee dolly!
HURRAH FOR SLY!

...I insert a request that Sly hand over my weegee dolly nao.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get me not listening.

I insert me running away.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a Metal Gear, chasing after you. >:D

I insert a button that shall have the Metal Gear shoot a large painful object at Sly upon pushing.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get MY SHIELD HATS!

I insert Karptroopa's Metal Gear.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get Liquid Ocelot's Outer Haven.

...wait, you just destroyed my offense!

ARGH

I insert another attempt at Sly's weegee dolly. (which is mine)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get him thrown back at you.

I insert a peace treaty with Karptroopa.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get your head blown off.

I insert Vader spam.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the Vader Army's new mission.

I insert Vader spam.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get the avatar curse.

I insert a window that bent the laws of space.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get the LHC with a time paradox.

I insert neave.com

 

[Karptroopa]

You get David Lowe.

I insert a signed peace treaty.

 

[Davy Jones]

You get it as your avatar.

I insert a nude hentai pic.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get perma-banned.

I insert a visual boy advance.

 

[XACE-K]

You get an advanced boy that's visual.

I insert a pineapple.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a Pokey Apple.

I insert Zero Suit Samus's whip with which I shall shoot XACE-K in the foot. If I didn't insert it, that is.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get a lightsaber.

I insert said lightsaber.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get the Vader Army

I insert the Humulation Army.

 

[XACE-K]

You get the ROFLcopter.

I insert said ROFLcopter.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get Lollerskates.

I insert said lollerskates.

 

[Deleted member]

You get a lolcycle.

I insert Ganon into my mouth.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get dark magic powah.

I insert Triforce Magic powah.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Za Warudo.

I insert my pants.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get your birthday suit.

I insert a briefcase filled with counterfeit money.