Vending Machine

[Moy]

You get the 5th and 1/2 nation. Then Godzilla destroys it.

I insert an Ironman triathlon.

 

[Deleted member]

You get Batman.

I insert XACE-K into the iron maiden.

 

[Charizard92]

Xace-K dies from bleeding profusely.

I insert Xace-K's corpse, in hope of a cure so I can kick him in the stomach.

 

[Deleted member]

Xace-K dies from bleeding profusely.

Excellent! *Air guitar*

Anyway, you get Pikafan.

I insert Journey.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get a new lead singer.

I insert the last metroid in the galaxy.

 

[Deleted member]

You get the galaxy at peace.

I insert my sister.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get my sister.

I insert iBoi.

 

[DMG]

You get my sister.

I insert iBoi.

You get iBoi back, exactly the same. Stupid vending machine doesn't wanna work right now I see.

I put in a 360 controller, ps3 controller, Wiimote, and some batteries.

 

[Iron Thorn]

You get a hybrid machine that can play a crapload of games.

I insert crappy homework.

 

[DMG]

You get crappy answers.

I insert the entire planet.

 

[Charizard92]

Unfortunately, as You can't live without the planet Earth, Jiffys (Yes, a jiffy is a measure of time, 1/100th of a second) afterwards, it get's ejected. No harm has been done.

I insert Venus (The planet, better get a crash course in astronomy).

 

[Kinzer]

You get the goddess of love? (I know astronomy, but I also happen to know a little about history, and why the planet was named after Venus)

I insert one heckuva mental picture...*drool*.

 

[XACE-K]

You get dirty thoughts.

I insert pizza.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get pepperoni.

I insert piano/guitar lessons.

 

[Kinzer]

You get the ability to air guitar?

I insert clean thoughts (sue me, I don't want to be creative right now).

 

[Charizard92]

you get more clean thoughts

I insert a paper with this written on it: 1/0

 

[XACE-K]

You get e=mc^.52

I insert !@#$%^&*()_+

 

[Kinzer]

You get censored.

I insert anger management.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get happy time.

I insert tips on what to insert into the vending machine.

 

[Kinzer]

You get an answer.

(just be wild, some of these items I insert were made up in one second, for example I insert this...)

The Skadoosh, or however you spell that thing that the Panda in Kung Fu Panda says it, it's a catchy phrase I must admit.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get a butt kicking.

I insert a digital camera

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a butt-kicking and pictures being taken of it.

I insert a new look.

 

[Kinzer]

You get an analog camera. It's a ccamera that has it's own clock built into it, too bad it won't fit in your purse or pocket...

I wish I couldn't get kicked, punched, or anything with "Falcon" before it.

Edit: you get the wrong forum game.

 

[XACE-K]

You get banned.

I insert Pearby.

 

[Iron Thorn]

You get a bear that's carved out of a pear.

I insert a jar of Nutella.

 

[XACE-K]

You get walnuts.

I insert glasses.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get contacts (YAY!).

I insert a sombrero.

 

[Iron Thorn]

You get tortilla chips.

I insert DA FRIDGE.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get food.

I insert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i3VGaViMoE

 

[XACE-K]

.......

I insert hair.

 

[Kinzer]

you get dead cells bunched together in one place.

I insert the key to all the hearts of each and every woman.

(If only...)

 

[XACE-K]

You get the world's best ladies man.

I insert a map.

 

[Kinzer]

You get a map, because you get lost in her eyes...

I insert cheezy pick-up lines.

 

[XACE-K]

You get smacked.

I insert Rick Astley.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Rick Asslee.

I insert DeeperGuyProductions.

 

[Kinzer]

You get a company I never heard of.

I insert by (<-- what the?) kids entertainment.

 

[XACE-K]

You get 4 kids TV.

I insert a frying pan.

 

[Iron Thorn]

You get French toast.

I insert French aliens.

 

[Kinzer]

You get big buttcheeks?

I insert pity for the ********.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a cure for it.

I insert a grenade.