Vending Machine

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a grenade launcher.

I insert a Chinese meal.

 

[notftomearth7]

You get food poisoning


I insert a competitive Melee player.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get me.

I insert Snake and Yoshi.

 

[Kinzer]

You get knockback resistance in the air.

(Yoshi has knockback resistance during his 2nd jump and I think Snake is well when he uses his Cypher, possibly.)

I insert Fox and Wolf

 

[XACE-K]

You get Folf.

I insert Zero Suit Luigi.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a mustached man with a sexy body. o_O

I insert WRONG!!!

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get a FAIL!!!

I insert Golden Sun.

 

[Brawler1432]

You get a giant hand.


I insert Half life

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get half a life.

I insert my new look.

 

[Kinzer]

You get me curious.

I insert What I'm Made of.

(cookie if you know what I mean)

 

[XACE-K]

You get a formula.

I insert something to eat.

 

[Kinzer]

You get DINNER.

I insert some pesky plumbers.

 

[MojoMan]

You get Mario and Luigi

i insert OVAH 9000!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get 9001.

I insert 9002.

 

[Kinzer]

You get the counting game.

I insert UNDER 9000!!!!

 

[XACE-K]

You get a scouter.

I insert a bar of soap.

 

[Kinzer]

You get triangular soap.

I insert Geometry.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Algebra 1.

I insert Mathematics.

 

[Kinzer]

You get Calculus.

I insert Dark Matter.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a Dark Matter Cube from Turok: Evolution.

I insert my cousins.

 

[Kinzer]

You get family dispute. Reason: You stuffed them into a cramped machine.

I insert the game of LIFE.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the cereal of LIFE.

I insert Trix Yogurt and its annoying commercials.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Trix cereal.

I insert Elmer Fudd.

 

[Kinzer]

You get very sneaky...when you're hunting Wabbits...hua haha...

I insert Bugs, not the bunny, those annoying pests you want to swat dead.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get lightning bugs. Surely you don't want to swat those?

I insert lightning bugs, the only insects that are actually cool.

 

[Kinzer]

You get Lady Bugs, they actually help us by killing other insects, as well as the spiders that aren't venomus.

I insert Spider-Pig.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get whatever a Spider-Pig does.

I insert Harry Popper.

 

[Kinzer]

You get Harry married to Marry.

I insert coincidental ryhming.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get an orange.

I insert an apple.

 

[Kinzer]

You get the (gr)apple beam.

I insert Mario's Uair reversed.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a cool looking flip kick.

I insert green eggs and lamb.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Green Eggs and Eggs.

I insert the Ace of Spades.

 

[XACE-K]

You get the Xace of Spades.

I inser a bad pun.

 

[Kinzer]

You get a bad punny (that's a fruit, right?)

I insert an orange, which ryhmes with a doorhenge.

 

[Deleted member]

You divide by zero.

I insert fast food.

 

[XACE-K]

You have it your way.

I insert the Official SBR Brawl Tierlist v1.0

 

[Kinzer]

You get a lot of angry mainers *****ing about where their characters are placed.

I insert something we all can agree to disagree on.

 

[Burrbomb]

You get Black Mage is worse than Fighter.

I insert my non-existent feeling of sorrow. (lol, I can't get sad!)

 

[Kinzer]

You get misery (You can be miserable, right)

I insert a Steadfast Heart of Gold.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get silver.

I insert hapPINESS. Say that out loud five times, emphasize the "piness."