Vending Machine

[XACE-K]

You get a remote.

I insert a plasma tv.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the Plasma Cannon.

I insert the Nova Beam.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get the Hazzard Suit.

I insert Not Another Sparta Remix.

 

[Deleted member]

You get rickrolled.

I insert Iron Maiden.

 

[Darkslash]

You get rickrolled.

I insert Iron Maiden.

You get a Iorn man

I insert a CD

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get Washington D.C. and AC*lightningbolt*DC.

I insert

 

[Deleted member]

I insert

You get

d.

I insert a GH notechart for "Never Gonna Give You Up".

 

[XACE-K]

You die.

I insert mushrooms.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get 1985.

I insert abused.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Falcon F***ed.

I insert a stalker.

 

[1337marth]

you get *****

*Inserts Pie*

 

[XACE-K]

You get lies, oh wait wrong dessert.

I insert <(O_o)>

 

[WiiWiiWaa]

Out comes
()
()

I put in a peanut...

 

[Red Hawk One]

(\_/)
( '.' ) sez "I can has peanutz?"

I insert 3.1415926...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get strawberry pi.

I insert raspberry jam.

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

You get rasberry pancakes (pancakes...mmm...)

I insert Mudkip.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

You get an internet fad that HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ.

I insert...SPUDZILLAH!!!

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

You get potatos.

I insert Sonic.

 

[Deleted member]

You get me.

I insert the bowl of lotsa spaghetti that Vicious Delicious gave me.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get spaghetti sauce.

I insert Mama Weegee.

 

[XACE-K]

You get me.

I insert evil.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the villainous cat from Earthworm Jim.

I insert Earthworm Jim.

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

You get Tapeworm Joe.

I insert Falcon Punch, a nutricious part of a balanced breakfast.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

You get an internet fad with the same name. (It's true, there IS such fad!)

I insert Mario's head. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exp7PKCUjXI

 

[Deleted member]

You get real life Mario.

I insert GameFAQs.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get help on your new video game.

I insert Sonic the Baron and Jimi Hendrix.

 

[Deleted member]

You get us fused, as the greatest guitar player ever, Jimi the Baron.

'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.

I insert Raging-Banebou and Marina Lightyears.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a Smash Child.

I insert Tingle and Waluigi.

 

[Deleted member]

The vending machine explodes from the lameness of the two characters combined.

I insert a new vending machine.

I also insert Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Tay Zonday, and Rick Astley.

 

[Yaya]

You get the Universe Imploding.

I insert a coin.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

You get a credit.

I insert my OC's Akahime and Hoshihime. http://raging-banebou.deviantart.com/art/Akahime-and-Hoshihime-93052778

 

[XACE-K]

You get Japan.

I insert the letter A.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get apple, which A is for.

I insert the excitement that we're one page away from page 100.

 

[Kinzer]

You recieve anticipation, the feeling that might come after excitement.

I insert a quarter...

 

[Knyaguy]

you get a can of whooparse

I insert my wii

 

[Kinzer]

You get...retribution for kicking my arse, and you get a wii that is badly scratched and chopped up and all that junk...

I insert a quarter...again...

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

You get a bag of chips.

I insert Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.

What now?

 

[Raging-Banebou]

You insert characters that are so old...their school had no history subject! *rimshot*

I insert Tsukasa Hiiragi with Wonka's blueberry gum!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a golden lucky ticket star.

I insert Konata (my favorite).

 

[Red Hawk One]

Y gt My fvrt, .

nsrt pst wtht vwls.