Vending Machine

[Onomanic]

You get bad grammar.

I insert a bagel.

 

[Deleted member]

You get fire ballz!

I insert Grand Funk Railroad.

Spoiler

Grand Funk Railroad is a band

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get instruments.

I insert pepperoni.

 

[Deleted member]

You get kosher.

I insert mah two fwont teef.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get fillers.

I insert Yogurt and the Schwartz.

MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!

 

[Deleted member]

You get Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz, but lose the beeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.

I insert Barf.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Lonestar.

I insert a twisted Schwartz.

 

[XACE-K]

You get something.

I insert a scythe.

 

[Deleted member]

You get Scyther.

I insert Major A**hole.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get "Keep firing, a**holes!"

I insert Major A**hole.

 

[Deleted member]

You get surrounded by A**holes!

I insert Prince Valium.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a yawn.

I insert Dot Matrix and her Virgin Alarm.

 

[Deleted member]

You get a giant hair-drier.

I insert Spaceball 1.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You go to plaid.

I insert SSSTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP!!!

 

[Deleted member]

You get chicken.

I insert automatic videos.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

You get a video that stops by itself during a big fight scene.

I insert the Angry Video Game Nerd.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Shoop da Whoop.

I insert blood.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a vampire.

I insert fangs.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get Wolf.

I insert Rod A.

 

[Red Hawk One]

Get you Rodrigez Alex.

I insert Ichiro Suzuki!!!

 

[Mewtario]

you get me saying lolwut

I insert Titanic's 4 funnels and the deckhouses attached to them

 

[NinjaFoxX]

you get 4 icebergs

i insert pimp juice

 

[Mewtario]

You get ***** by the machine

I insert Titanic's Navigation Bridge, Wheel house, and Docking bridge wheels

 

[Deleted member]

You get a Falcon Punch to the face for too many Titanic references.

I insert Jimi Hendrix.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a mystery.

I insert James Bond.

 

[Deleted member]

You get jam trousers.

I insert a watch that turns into a hamster.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Animorphs.

I insert a scorpion.

 

[Deleted member]

The vending machine starts playng "No One Like You" until page 98.

I insert XACE-K's face.

 

[XACE-K]

You get God.

I insert a peg leg.

 

[Deleted member]

You get your father, a tree.

I insert Wrath of Koarain's setlist.

 

[Mewtario]

You get me confused

I insert Titanic's masts

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Iceberg lettuce.

I insert a sandwich.

 

[KraidGuy]

You get a corrupted version, the SAMMICH.

I insert RAAM.

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get aaa sticky aaaaa key.

I aaam going to insert aaaan I-phone.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get an apple.

I insert I'M BAD, I'M BAD, YOU KNOW IT, YOU KNOW I'M BAD, I'M BAD, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW!

 

[Deleted member]

You get the cops.

I insert the emo.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get razor blades.

I insert a goth.

 

[Deleted member]

You get Slipknot.

I insert the GHWT guitar.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get the real guitar it's based on.

I insert a Gamecube controller...

 

[Charizard92]

you get the classic controller

I insert the Wiimote.