Vending Machine

[smashfan666]

you get an invincibility candy.

i insert the AVGN.

 

[gamax92]

you get a USB LED

i insert a half eaten pizza

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a full pizza eaten.
I insert pillsbury dough boy guy.

 

[gamax92]

you get nothing and like it

I insert 25 cents

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get 1/4th of a soda

I insert Count to 200 bob-ombs before the mods post's sudden difficulty curb

 

[gamax92]

They all explode on you

I insert a cell phone.

 

[Tacel]

You get seven digits.

I insert religion.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get controversy

I insert Yatzee Croshaw

 

[gamax92]

You get Checkers.

I insert a mouse (living mouse not computer mouse.)

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get mouse traps
I insert a alligators.

 

[gamax92]

You get a grammer book

I insert a clock

 

[FIREL]

You get a pair of hands.
I insert a vending machine.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a free soda.
I insert a box.

 

[FIREL]

You get an imagination.
I insert a heart.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a arrow shot through it Valentines Day.
I insert farts.

 

[smashfan666]

you get wario wafted.

i insert the ace of spades.

 

[FIREL]

You get a 13 points.
I insert a green fireball.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Green Mario.
I insert nothing

 

[smashfan666]

you lose, good day sir!

i insert a metal box.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You gain some weight via metal transformation.
I insert Metal Gear!

 

[smashfan666]

you get a rusted cog.

i insert DR OCTAGONAPUS, BLAAAAGH!!!

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get whatever he is having.
I insert a vending machine.

 

[smashfan666]

you get "yo', dawg, we heard you like vending machines, so we put a vending machine in your vending machine so you can get stuff while you get stuff!"

i insert This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair...

 

[FIREL]

I knew something disappered... Epic bump.
You get This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table.This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table. This Table...

I insert a steelix.

 

[smashfan666]

you get an adamantyx.

i insert a dimension of pure itching.

 

[ammie]

u get a dimension of rush

insert a cute yellow ducky

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get feathers.
I insert scissors.

 

[ammie]

u get stones


insert a booked ducky

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Book worms.
I insert Mama Luigi.

 

[Kantrip]

You get lotsa spaghetti!

I insert two nannerz.

 

[Fynal]

you get a seaNanner

i insert a unicycle

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a vending machine to ride it.
I insert a zombie.

 

[Fynal]

you get two feathers.

i insert a piece of swiss cheese

 

[UberMario]

You get some American cheese.

I insert a slice of Canadian bacon.

 

[smashfan666]

you get regular bacon.

i insert a 10 blue coins.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a Shine Sprite.
I insert a mega mushroom

 

[Fynal]

-the vending machine quadruples in size in about a second and a half-

you get hit in the face with rapidly expanding vending machine.

i insert my head

 

[smashfan666]

you get to run around like a headless chicken for the rest of your life.

i insert the wing, metal, and vanish caps all at once.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted they all vanish from your possession.
I insert a pizza cutter.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a cheese grater & cheese grater remover

i insert the surfin' bird