Vending Machine

[UberMario]

You get your head on the evildoer's successor's platter.

I insert the platter again out of disgust.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

You get a skull.

I insert my balls.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

They are so big that they get stuck in the vending machine and a team of doctors have to surgically remove them to set you free, changing your gender in the processes.

I insert Yu-gi-oh the abridged series and VGcats at the same time.

 

[smashfan666]

you get dr. van kruglor saying "screw the rules, kruglor have moneyz!"

i insert The Tick

 

[Leaf.]

You get a year's supply of K-9 Advantix.

I insert a thread revival of something that died in 08'

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

You get a thread that is not a forum game.

I insert a shoop da whoop weegee.

 

[bob-omb1]

you get I FIRE MI LASA
i insert rotom

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

I do not know what that is.

I insert a Weegee stare that has gained the ability to Shoop da Whoop.

 

[Leaf.]

You get a scouter that has to go to 5 numbers to read the power level properly.

I insert a minor thread revive.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get the
^
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V
game.

I insert sand.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

You get deserts and the burning sun.

I insert the moon.

 

[Leaf.]

You get 3 days.

I insert $7.77

 

[smashfan666]

you get the jackpot

i insert a battle between bowser & trogdor the burninator

Spoiler

if you don't know who trogdor is, go die in a fire

 

[Leaf.]

You get a lot of people, including me, dying in a fire.

I insert some ಠ_ಠ

 

[Mr.Freeman]

You get <_<

I insert ancient Chinese secrets.

 

[UberMario]

You get Chinese food.

I insert American-made fortune cookies.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

Chinese Fortune cookies are not only made in america they COME FROM AMERICAN FOOD HISTORY. Here is a link to a (very) brief history of the fortune cookie.

I insert all the internet meme's at once and duck for cover.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Play the game right.

You get a very annoying thing.

I insert obesity.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get type 2 diabetes.

Insert a washcloth.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

You get a Drycloth.

I insert Tyfighter.

 

[Leaf.]

You get an esploded battle ship.

I insert an intense double rainbow.

 

[Iota]

you get a calming moonbow
I insert a platypuss

 

[UberMario]

You get the wrong spelling for a platypus.

I insert Dr. Doofenshmritz.

 

[Rychu]

You get an Inator-Inator

I insert myself

 

[smashfan666]

you get a happy life in the vending machine.

i insert a 5-year supply of doughnuts.

 

[Leaf.]

You get Homer Simpson's dream lunch.

I insert google.

 

[Rychu]

You get Ask.com

I insert Brawl

 

[smashfan666]

you get SSB4, now featuring megaman!

i insert homsar.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get delayed thinking.

I insert a contribution.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a reply.

I insert AIM.

 

[ranmaru]

You get HIT.

I insert POW.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get Super Mario Brothers 2

I insert a cup of water

 

[ranmaru]

You get C.O.W - coined by Carlos Matos, YEAH

I insert W.O.W

 

[smashfan666]

you get this thread's revival.

i insert a YTP.

 

[Jonkku]

You get a serious, unamused face.

I kick the Vending Machine.

 

[smashfan666]

you get trogdor the burninator.

i insert SPARTA!!!

 

[UberMario]

You get WTFBOOM

I insert Weegee.

 

[StealthyGunnar]

You get WALU-Weegee.

I insert *

 

[UberMario]

You get !

I get $

 

[Jonkku]

You insert a sodacan.

I insert my hard disk.