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Utah Thread - Dead thread is dead

lanky_gunner

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I wanna do this!

PC's opinion doesn't matter cause he's a robot
CorruptFate pressures me for french fries
Ken neth is huggable
Wangston left us!!
X demands perfection, aka Jerk-Face!
Waff is VERY huggable
Lanky is schmexy, and everyone knows it
Minato likes Smash 64 more than anything
Rade can't stick to one d*** character
Lada = Staz
Staz = Lada (can't tell you two apart d***it!)
Xsyven...trolls our boards, but doesn't show himself to us!
Yaz uses *****-nado, but uses it like a pro!
Dai uses everything, but uses it like a pro!
Dryu plays Warcraft 3, which is awesome
Gojira lies about his last tournies and keeps coming
We will keep having tournies at FTS's house for at least 2 months after he dies (whether out of respect or something, I just don't know)
Nul is my new best friend cause he records matches...and better put Ridley in his game
Final finally stuck to one character, and is good now
joke = Melee player, follows the crowd...and Spudz
Spudz = my teams partner...and joke
huh?=swa (which is a funny word to say)
Skyray uses the gamer tag Jesus just so that he can say "why would you beat Jesus?"
CREA talks about a blanket I think I have lying around my house somewhere
Other people can't get over the fact that C!Z doesn't live in Utah anymore, but he's coming to visit us!
DZLE is rich as f***
Sada only goes to UST
Vazor only plays Fox, Final Destination, no items, 4-Stock (nah, he uses other stages)
Flying J can live forever
Sinz trolls our boards to make a name for himself...douche
 

DZLE

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Minato: I love 64, with a passion.

@everyones comments about me: Wow, you only care about me for my money. And luxuries. I feel so loved in this scene. Yaz won though, I do love Kenny and Yaz :p

I wanna do one!

PC always has a stool and PLAYS JIGGS
CorruptFate thinks he is a bad ***
Ken neth is the most inspirational person in the world
X is a douche, but for some reason I love him and the earth he walks on
Waff is just the right amount of friendly
Lanky is .... *coughs*
Minato loves all the fighters that I love.
Rade loves pokemon.
Lada likes to hug DZLE
Staz is the best looking out of the mexi brigade, but the worste player (still amazing)
Xsyven... I havent met him yet D:
Yaz is wierd the first time you meet him, but quickly a favorite
Dryu plays Dota with DZLE and CREA (lets play tonight)
Gojira... Havent met him yet but he loves Melee like me :D
FTS = dedicated tourney hoster we all appreciate even if we dont show it
Nul RIDES HIS BIKE 7 MILES TO TOURNIES, WHILE LUGGING A WII AND LAPTOP
Final is so rich that he pays for DZLE a lot, even though DZLE is supposedly rich
Spudz=joke
huh?=swa
Skyray uses the gamer tag Jesus just so that he can say "why would you beat Jesus?"
CREA can't get over the fact that he hasnt met DZLE
DZLE can't get over the fact that C!Z doesn't live in Utah anymore
DZLE is just.... fantastic.
Sinz makes me LOL
Vazor shinespikes me too much.
Flying J uses freaking zelda.
 

___X___

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Provo, Utah
What?

Do I really have to learn completely new jargon for you guys?

Hmm... I go up to you guys in August. You should try to come down to NM next month for the tourney!
Where in NM and when? im totally down for it! wanna come **** you guys with mah sonic
 

vazor

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Murray, Utah
Oh, and does anyone in Utah actually like 64 (excluding me and Lanky)?
Yeah, I do.

PC is a master at Melee and 64
CorruptFate wants to grow and improve the competitive smash scene (which I support)
I have to agree, Ken neth is inspirational and cool
X has gotten a bit more mature since I first met him and has the best Sonic
Waff is awesome and plays Kirby which is also awesome
Lanky is getting better and better
Minato is nice and helped me train
Rade loves to play random and should main Wario
Lada is a mexi and plays very well
Staz is also a mexi and is somewhat quieter than his brothers
Xsyven posts a lot but is stranded in southern utah
Yaz is really freakin' annoying when he sings, and he has a good metaknight and waveshine
Dryu is cool and has also matured, he's like my rival that I'll never beat
Gojira loves Melee and plays low tier
FTS is awesome and someday my Fox will be as good as his
Nul is a fellow coder and has 1337 computer skills
Final is fun and a good friend, and plays a mean young link in Melee
joke is philbobjoe and plays Melee - don't confuse him with Spudz just because someone else did and covered it up by making a joke out of it
Spudz plays a good snake and has improved a lot
swa is friendly and changed mains recently
Skyray plays Pit and gets distracted when CorruptFate is around since he mains Pit too
CREA plays other games besides Smash
C!Z is going to come visit and own DRyu and everyone else
DZLE pillars me too much and gets confused easily over IM
Sinz should hurry up and get here
Vazor hates spicy food and is always serious
Flying J plays Brawl and is kind of quiet
Wangston moved away :(
greenmonky is lanky's friend
Dai-A is the best smasher I've ever met
Sada went to Seattle when I did and neither of us knew
PWNY is the best of the Murray gang and they keep to themselves but will show up at PnT
GKirby has a good Kirby and talks serious smack talk
There are others... also PM Ken or PC if you want a list of people who will probably not pay up when you money match them.
 

___X___

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hahah why not...


PC is a personal computer, beep boop bop bop
CorruptFate thinks his pit is good, all it can do is arrow loop
Ken neth mains a broken character with tilts that will **** you up the A hole, but he drives us everywhere and has a hot girlfriend, and hes a chump with a sexy long red snake.
X IS DA BEST SONIC IN DA WORLD! true story.
Waff actually got mad and hit X when he farted on him
Lanky is a gunner who guns people down
Minato loves to work at boondocks and own people at MVC2
Rade thinks he was gonna get some when he ditched the brawl tourny to go with a girl to the movies.
Lada is my brother, black buff and has a sexy rob, and he laughs like a special kid,
Staz is my brother and is whipped by his fat X girlfriend katie, but is too nice for his own good, and has a big hairy dk with banana hands.
Xsyven has a poster of X missionary's going balls out without their shirts.
Yaz has the sexyest bod, especially when he wears his V neck, and mains broken tier.
Dryu is my brother and has the best diddy out there with nanners all over the place, but cant get girls.
Gojira is a disgrace to the world.
FTS runs tournaments.
Nul has a pink yoshi that licks everyone EVERYWHERE and is **** at Stepmania
Final actually swears
joke plays the nervous game and goes ALL THE WAY
Spudz is jokezalot
swa is needs to change his name back to HUH?
Skyray is JEBUS
CREA IS CREAtive
C!Z is gonna pie with the mexi brigade and have PIE EYES
DZLE has the best **** in the world
Sinz goes balls out when he loses, especially when dai a ***** him
Vazor has a hot wife
Flying J KEEPS THE STOCKS!
Wangston always has to deal with the water being cold on his wang and has a sexy falco that almost ***** X last tournament, and has moved away... :(
and got attacked by megan davis's butt hole with long vainy vines coming out and taking wang in.
monky is fate 2.0
Dai-A is my brother, best smasher in the whole world and who just moved away, not only taking all his skill with him, but his brothers hearts. oh and he gets girls, he almost did sammy(X girlfriend)
PWNY has a sexy link
GKirby actually thought he was good until dai a shut him up for good, and is mini jira
 

lanky_gunner

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I follow the crowd? You don't know me well enough obviously.
I don't know you that well cause we never do anything together...

Although, by what I said, everytime I see you post, it's either after a long list of posts regarding the same subject said by many people, or just a repeat you guys do on occasions, hence...follow the crowd.

We should do Melee matches at the next tourney.

Responding to what PC said earlier cause I didn't have the time before!!

No, you're still human, just not a normal one. I believe the term for your situation is "Bipolar Disorder"...
I think Bipolar people have little control over their emotions, whereas I...do. Hence...random being a better suited name. Besides...you're a robot. I wanna be the essence of human emotion in physical form. Everyone has a cool thing said about them, mine are things like "Interesting", "Yeah...", or nothing at all. So you know...random...I'm random! I wanna be different!

Although if in reality I am bipolar, then add it to the list of disorders I probably have (I swear I'm OCD and ADD...yeah, try and figure that out. I demand things to be in an exact way, but don't have the attention span to do it).

Oh, and the whole Hypno-Toad thing is because Futurama is awesome...like the best cartoon ever made. Face it PC...Bender is 10,000x the robot you'll ever be. What's the point of being a robot if you can't be as cool as Bender?

~Glory to the Hypno-Toad
 

Waffle Can

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Ken neth is huggable
Wangston left us!!
X demands perfection, aka Jerk-Face!
Waff is VERY huggable
Lanky is schmexy, and everyone knows it
Minato likes Smash 64 more than anything
Rade can't stick to one d*** character
You scare me.

...
Ken neth mains a broken character with tilts that will **** you up the A hole, but he drives us everywhere and has a hot girlfriend, and hes a chump with a sexy long red snake.
X IS DA BEST SONIC IN DA WORLD! true story.
Waff actually got mad and hit X when he farted on him
Lanky is a gunner who guns people down
Minato loves to work at boondocks and own people at MVC2
Rade thinks he was gonna get some when he ditched the brawl tourny to go with a girl to the movies...
You deserved that. It reeked. *Shudders*

P.S./Edit

Ill do my own listy thing in a bit. Im lazy and hungry right now...
 

Sexy Yaz

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These lists are the best haha. I enjoy reading them. So far, Rade's has made me laugh the most. See if anyone can beat him. X came close.
 

Nul

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Las Vegas, NV
Nul RIDES HIS BIKE 7 MILES TO TOURNIES, WHILE LUGGING A WII AND LAPTOP
YES!! all caps!! <3's for DZLE
Projector might be in that list too. XD I brought it to MA10 but we never used it.

Lanky: yay!; also, Ridley is becoming more of a possiblity, and King K Rool is more so, but being that Ridley is a constant flyer in the game he also might be in the sim, possibly no ground game at all, but I can't really guarantee/project anything past that. Thats a nice little twist for ya.

X: you know you like it; you know you like it.

Vazor: armed with a thumbdrive and I'll hack paypal when I can touch the database cabinets XD

PC: I <3 my scarf and 17 MPH average on my bike is freakin' awesome. And your gf likes mah scarf too XD
 

DZLE

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Nul is my hero. I could never do that.

Uhhh out of everything everyone has said about me,

X wins.

HAHA JK
 

harpuia190

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dude the professor and fry are the best part, and that alien king, AND ZOIDBERG

Good news everybody

anyway X is silly
 

lanky_gunner

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Waff, we hug each other everytime we see each other. How does that never scare you, but the phrase does? It means you're such an awesome person and friend, that I just want to hug ya everytime I see ya.

X's description of me depresses me the most. It sucks...hardcore...worst attempt...ever...

Rade, bonus points for loving the show. And bonus points to Nul for including characters that NEED to be included. You know what...bonus points for everyone!

...Cept X...and PC cause he made fun of people with disorders.

Side note, Nul, when are the vids of UST gonna be up? I'm anxious to see them!

~Glory to the Hypno-Toad
 

Nul

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As soon as I get time from school, I don't get much, but I do have an hour break with nothing this time (I actually finshed every piece of homework I can do!), so some might come up. And the internet at my school is ********, I might get all of them up in that hour if no one bum rushes the internet.
 

Waffle Can

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PC is a robot, and therefore is unable to sense human emotions... and Lanky disorders.
 

harpuia190

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actually it could increase PC's disorder sensing awareness, it could be one of his primary functions
 

lanky_gunner

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Wait, does that mean you admit that you have it? If not, then that would mean that I wasn't making fun of anyone with it, am I?
I'm not actually admitting anything. I'm just saying, in some underlying form or another, by generalizing them into one specific realm, whether or not that is the case, that yes, you made fun of people with disorders.

You are going to hell my friend.

(Messing with people's minds is so much fun to do)

~Glory to the Hypno-Toad
 

Gojira

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CHUCK NORRIS FOR BRAWL!!!
PC laughs at alot of things
CorruptFate is really corrupt
Ken neth lost to my Bowser at FD with jigglypuff in Melee
X is an idiotic scrub who fails at Melee less than I do
Waff makes me want to eat waffles
Lanky rymes with cranky who is the lamest kong in "THA DK CREW"
Minato needs to get his PS3 stick and get owned by me at SF4
Rade reminds me of bug spray that kills bugs with chemicals because they cant handle the chemicals in the spray
Lada rymes with Sada(yes smash sada), which reminds me of saw dust which I hate
Staz reminds of Jazz who dont play like a Pro basketball team
Xsyven doesn't love us enough to come see us (This is 100% true)
Yaz needs to pick up something like melee and quit Brawl.
Dryu plays Dota but should invest in SF4 since he LOVES SF
Gojira LOVES BOWSER! SO CUUUuuuUUUuuuUUUuuute!!!!!!!
We will keep having tournies at FTS's house that will someday not have the ****ty game Brawl there
Final is someone I done know so I dont like him
Spudz Sound really good with some chicken and Jell-O!
Skyray uses the gamer tag Jesus just so that he can say "why would you beat Jesus?"(I am mormon so this offends me!)
CREA Reminds me of straws everytime he is mentioned. Little does he know I chew them because of him! (not really)
Other people can't get over the fact that C!Z doesn't live in Utah Except C!Z because we have no Melee scene.
DZLE likes to make me work when I have finals like a Boss
Sinz is so powerful that he can crush his controller with his own Car!
Vazor touched the hand of Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation which I envy
Flying J had amazing soft drink fountains
SF4 is better than brawl by 100000000 fold and only has 10 fold of goodness agaisnt Melee.
Someone logged onto my account and did this I swear!!!!!
 

031/021

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I hate brawl. I would rather go OOS for MKvsDC
It's for melee as well.

I was asking because if you are going, you have to be added to the mid west roster, and you must be forced to play M2K in regional crews.
 

Sada

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Riverdale, Utah
I can't make it to the Play N Trade tourney on Thursdays because of work. I'm still trying to go to the Tourney of Fate, but every time something important happens on the same day.
 

Dark Ryu

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In Gojira's shirt (aka) Utah
I can't make it to the Play N Trade tourney on Thursdays because of work. I'm still trying to go to the Tourney of Fate, but every time something important happens on the same day.
You should just post more! Woo!

Become more active on the boards and you might find that people host smashfests every now and then, lol :]]
 
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