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lanky_gunner

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LOL no. I just don't see anything hardcore about paying 300 to get a video game tat on your back :laugh:
Oh boy, this is gonna be fun. I haven't had a chance to completely destory someone else's theory with a well thought out rebuttal in a long time! Here, I'll give you the exact details as to why this pattern on my back automatically makes me hardcore.

For one thing, the dominance of a man is based upon two things. I'll let you guess the other, but one is strength, or the will power you use to withstand pain. Ok, now imagine a needle, a regular needle, JAMMED into a big slab of skin somewhere on your arm. Now, take whatever pain you think that causes...and multiply it by five. That's how much tattoo's hurt. Little ones take no more than half an hour. Mine took more than two hours. I withstood it with no more than flinching at the first streak across. The tat shows my threshold for pain. If I can take it, I can take anything.

Next, tribes of old had ways of showing what rank you were. Warriors are most commanly associated with patterns on their skin, aka, tattoos. Don't believe me, just look at old pictures of savage tribes of people, whether black, indian, or otherwise.

Now, the one thing I'm proud of is everyone who has looked upon it has given me a compliment. No one has ripped on it. I've shown it to nearly everyone here, and everyone has given me a compliment, respect, praise, whatever you gave me, I've given it. I've had girls who've told me how sexy it looks.

Which brings me to the women. They dig it. All the women I've shown this to, or have seen a picture of it, always compliment me with "That's so hardcore!" or "That's so sexy!" I'm dead serious about this guys. The only reason why I'm not with anyone now, is because it's on my back, and so I have to take my shirt off to show anyone, and unlike most people here, I have dignity. Wait til summer when it's mandatory to have our shirts off. I'll bring in the women (except, obviously, for the Mormon women who are told to be against it, but really, I couldn't give a s*** about them, cause they're not my type).

Everything I saw about it is true, and I don't care if you don't think it's hardcore, cause I know you have even said yourself you thought it was awesome. And in the end, isn't that what being hardcore is all about?

Thank you Kenny, I really haven't done that in a while, so it's good to get a good rant out of my system. And seriously, don't throw this opinion out of the way. Think about it a while..maybe you too will understand, and throw of the shackles of your naive-ness.
 

lanky_gunner

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And I'm very proud of that. Cause at least I have the decency to know what the hell is going on with life, instead of grabbing the most overused meme on the internet to make fun of someone, therefore showing the lack of originality and brain power to muster even the most simple of insults. Wow wangston, bravo.

*clap clap

I'm sorry if I come off as a d***, but I'm having so much fun right now! I love making fun of my friends! It reminds me of good times I've had...
 

CorruptFate

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Again, so pro in smash, and yet so naive...
That makes sence, I can't believe I didn't see that before.

I'd love to join you guys, but knowing my schedule, I probably won't be able to make it.

Feel free to use my house as a pit stop again, though. :)
That sounds good, but you should still try and come.

And tattoos make you hardcore... how? I am not seeing the connection...
Bash your head against the wall until you forget what your talking about and then you'll understand.
 

Ken Neth

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Oh boy, this is gonna be fun. I haven't had a chance to completely destory someone else's theory with a well thought out rebuttal in a long time! Here, I'll give you the exact details as to why this pattern on my back automatically makes me hardcore.
I'll have just as much fun :)

For one thing, the dominance of a man is based upon two things. I'll let you guess the other, but one is strength, or the will power you use to withstand pain. Ok, now imagine a needle, a regular needle, JAMMED into a big slab of skin somewhere on your arm. Now, take whatever pain you think that causes...and multiply it by five. That's how much tattoo's hurt. Little ones take no more than half an hour. Mine took more than two hours. I withstood it with no more than flinching at the first streak across. The tat shows my threshold for pain. If I can take it, I can take anything. [/quote] And you did all of this on purpose, why? That sounds a lot more like something called stupidity to me. And you paid to have it done to you, which is even more ********.

Next, tribes of old had ways of showing what rank you were. Warriors are most commanly associated with patterns on their skin, aka, tattoos. Don't believe me, just look at old pictures of savage tribes of people, whether black, indian, or otherwise.
LOL, referencing things from forever ago have no correlation to our culture or this argument. Plus, you are not a member of a savage tribe (maybe i'm wrong?), nor are you black, indian, or anything else. You are WHITE :laugh:

Now, the one thing I'm proud of is everyone who has looked upon it has given me a compliment. No one has ripped on it. I've shown it to nearly everyone here, and everyone has given me a compliment, respect, praise, whatever you gave me, I've given it. I've had girls who've told me how sexy it looks.
It's because no one wants to see you freak out. I mean, all those girls had to do was say you didn't look 19 and you FLIPPED. Imagine if someone actually told you your tatoo was ridiculously ********? That is why you have never heard one rip on it. Heck, even I didn't rip on it, cause minutes before you showed us you had shattered the insides of your controller on my floor after losing a friendly that you had no chance in.

Which brings me to the women. They dig it. All the women I've shown this to, or have seen a picture of it, always compliment me with "That's so hardcore!" or "That's so sexy!" I'm dead serious about this guys. The only reason why I'm not with anyone now, is because it's on my back, and so I have to take my shirt off to show anyone, and unlike most people here, I have dignity. Wait til summer when it's mandatory to have our shirts off. I'll bring in the women (except, obviously, for the Mormon women who are told to be against it, but really, I couldn't give a s*** about them, cause they're not my type).
And you'll be getting more than just compliments on it.. coughSTDscough :laugh:

Everything I saw about it is true, and I don't care if you don't think it's hardcore, cause I know you have even said yourself you thought it was awesome. And in the end, isn't that what being hardcore is all about?
Again, the only reason I agreed was because I didn't want you to break the insides of my controller that you were using, or anything else that belonged to me in my room.

Thank you Kenny, I really haven't done that in a while, so it's good to get a good rant out of my system. And seriously, don't throw this opinion out of the way. Think about it a while..maybe you too will understand, and throw of the shackles of your naive-ness.
Oh don't worry. As you can see, I didn't throw this out of the way. Call my naive-ness what you want, but don't get mad when I call your "hardcore" tat pure stupidity and a waste of money.

Get ***** :)

Now that's out of the way. We should go back to the discussion previously being discussed before Lanky decided to wall-of-text my one little comment ;)
 

Perfect Chaos

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If tattoos make you hardcore, then Pie Face Timmy (C!Z, this is probably something impossible, but try to get Tim to come to another Smash tournament. LOL) beats you in that department...



I have no idea what this...

...tattoo is supposed to be, but it looks "hardcore".


As for the carpool, kick Fate off (who plays Pit, anyway). Either that, or kick the one that TWP is named after (afterall, he did lose to Fate last time in Vegas. :p
 

lanky_gunner

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I'll have just as much fun :)
I don't care if you wanna end this, cause I'm gonna keep it going!

And you did all of this on purpose, why? That sounds a lot more like something called stupidity to me. And you paid to have it done to you, which is even more ********.
How many times have you done something stupid in your life? Everyone does something stupid at least once, it's human nature.

Don't tell me you've never hurt yourself on purpose just so you could show your dominance over something, cause it's utter bulls*** if you say you haven't.

LOL, referencing things from forever ago have no correlation to our culture or this argument. Plus, you are not a member of a savage tribe (maybe i'm wrong?), nor are you black, indian, or anything else. You are WHITE :laugh:
Part of a debate is referencing past events to show why your side of the argument is stronger. Obviously I know this had nothing to do with modern day society, but I said it to show a correlation between how the past has evolved into modern day society.

And it's racist of you to seperate everyone. I see people not through color, but just as people. You showed racism by saying I had no connection to someone of another skin color, while myself was trying to bring it together.

How dare you!!

It's because no one wants to see you freak out. I mean, all those girls had to do was say you didn't look 19 and you FLIPPED. Imagine if someone actually told you your tatoo was ridiculously ********? That is why you have never heard one rip on it. Heck, even I didn't rip on it, cause minutes before you showed us you had shattered the insides of your controller on my floor after losing a friendly that you had no chance in.
I'm not talking about the smashfest we had at your place. I'm talking about the first ToF I went to. I was new, and to prove to X I had one, I showed it to everybody, and I remember you gave me a compliment, cause you were the first one to see it. And I KNOW you think it's cool, even if it isn't yours. Even if you never want one in your lifetime, you know that someone else having it is cool in and of itself.

And I can say that I threw my controller because I was flustered. One of the reasons why I don't like FFA's is because everytime I play, I ALWAYS get the feeling of being ganged up on, and I hate the feeling of having no chance when I KNOW I have a decent chance if people would actually give me one. You've faced me in tourney matches, and you know how good I am. I may not be able to beat you, and I know I didn't stand a chance. Still, whenever I get that feeling, I get flustered, and I can't handle being flustered, due to past events in my life I don't want to discuss with you guys.

And just because you "state" you told me it was cool because you were scared to how I would react, what makes you think the others said their opinion because they were "scared". You made it out to be more severe than it is. You know I'm a good guy. You know I can have a good time with you guys and make you laugh, and yet you make me out to be this crazy, psychotic person with no self-control. I mean seriously Kenny, I'm actually starting to believe you ARE NAIVE!! I bet you, everyone else can say they like it without giving some bulls*** reason why they think they have to be nice to me. Everyone has said a nice thing about it before the whole controller incident, before they even knew one thing about me.

And I told you I'm careful with other people's property. I told you I would not harm or do anything bad with your controller. And I'll ask you now. Is it broken? Can you still use it to your best ability?

And you'll be getting more than just compliments on it.. coughSTDscough :laugh:
It's called a condom. If you weren't so naive*coughstupidcough*, then maybe you'd of thought of that before you said anything.

Again, the only reason I agreed was because I didn't want you to break the insides of my controller that you were using, or anything else that belonged to me in my room.
If you're seriously this afraid of me, then why do you play tourney matches with me? Why do friendlies? Why smash at all? Why let me come to your dorm? Why allow me in your car? Why allow me to borrow something of yours?

This argument is null. If you're this afraid of me, then you're either too stupid to allow me to touch your stuff, or too stupid to see what kind of person I actually am.

Oh don't worry. As you can see, I didn't throw this out of the way. Call my naive-ness what you want, but don't get mad when I call your "hardcore" tat pure stupidity and a waste of money.

Get ***** :)

Now that's out of the way. We should go back to the discussion previously being discussed before Lanky decided to wall-of-text my one little comment ;)
And yet, here I am, defending myself in a calm demeanor. I mean, I don't care if you think it's a waste. I got this for myself for a reason. I wanted to be distunguished from other people. I did it so I wouldn't just be another regular guy with nothing special about him. I did it to be different. I did it to be unique. I did it because my whole life, people have seen me as this "one guy", where I knew I wasn't that guy, and never was. I was always expected to believe what other's believe, and do what they do...and I hated that. I wanted to do things my way. When I finally did...it made me happy...for once in my life...I was happy...and this tattoo signifies that...

And if you can't see that as a valid reason, then I'm sorry...I don't want to be your friend. I can't be friends with someone who doesn't respect what someone does just because they hate it. A good friend always sticks up for someone, regardless of what they do. I know I rip on my friends, but it's because they are my friends, and I love the things they do. If Anonano wants to be a ballroom dancer, I'll make fun of him for it, but I'll stick up for him if anyone thinks otherwise. I respect Jelly for going on his mission, even though I don't belive anymore in the Mormon religion, and I will d*** well do the same thing for everyone else. And even though I call you naive, I always have the best time when I'm smashing with you, or any of the other guys, and if you were in trouble, I'd lend you a hand.

And yet, here you are, thinking just because I did something I wanted to do, you deem that stupid and a waste. And if you still think so, after I said all this, then my respect for you is gone, cause I know you're better than that Kenny.

I'm sorry, I got a little personal there.........I gotta leave for a while to regain myself...
 

Sexy Yaz

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Timmy really is hardcore... but not because of his tats. He's just straight up G. And Lanky... You don't need a tat to be hardcore. You're hardcore just the way you are :)
 

CorruptFate

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This all stops now. None of you need to be fighting each other this is the only time we have had a real problem it needs to stop.
 

C!Z

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LOL WOW drama haha.

That ish was pretty funny that Wangston put up lol

I get tats for free, but I have none yet =)
 

DZLE

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Oh shi... Mods read the threads?
Oh, thats probably how I got those ban points awhile back... /flex
Dayummmm I am pretty dramatic, but this got crazy.
 

C!Z

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Oh for the record having a tattoo does not make you hardcore. I live with one of the best tat artists in Seattle, "Tons of schmucks get tats, not all the dudes I tatted were hardcore lol". Not sayin you're a schmuck but just the stating simple facts.
 

Ken Neth

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LOL, Lanky just so you know- I was laughing out loud the whole time I was responding to your posts. Even ask wangston. I was just joking around, and I figured you were too, since you say you're always being sarcastic :laugh:.

Anyways, I don't have anything against you or your tat. I just enjoy arguing for the sake of arguing, and when you wall-of-texted my little post I couldn't pass up the opportunity:laugh:. I'm not going to respond to anything else, cause like I said, I don't really have anything against you, and I was just arguing for the heck of it. Sorry if anything offended you.

No hard feelings, k?
 

lanky_gunner

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So....I'd like to come here and apologize for what I said last night. I never meant this to get out of hand, and yet somehow....I did.

It was just...weird, I guess. I meant this to be funny, a friendly banter between friends. But as I was reading that last post....I just kept typing more and more, and I was wondering...why at this time did I hate Kenny so much right now? And it wasn't until it was too late that I went into some personal stuff in my life I never want to get into.

So I never meant to go against anyone, but what was said is done, and even though it was stupid of me to do, I don't regret it. I never regret things. Who knows, maybe this is good for me. I mean.....it goes to show you.....that you never really know someone. I always say to expect one thing out of me, but even I can go over the line sometimes.

Maybe I'm a neurotic mess or something? I dunno......
 

harpuia190

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*large sigh* geez i leave you kids alone for 2 seconds and this is what happens :p

as for vegas, i will be going, i may even be able to drive and it would be about 5 seats(not including myself), and it would prolly be the nicest car to drive in :D

waff says he wants to come last i checked, i dont know if he has permission yet

as for the topic at hand YO UGUYS WANT HARDCORE??????? http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Trollbane&n=Corruptfate

or if any can riddle off all of legend of zelda mythology that would be hardcore(although i can soo.....)
 

Demolisho

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Oh, I'm going to Vegas. But I doubt I'll get a ride, since you all suck at that:mad:.
 

Minato

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You know, I might be able to go. I'll have to see.

I could drive to Vegas as well. Housing is the only problem. I'll have to wait until it's closer to the date (the 21st?). It's all Brawl, right? A link would definitely help.
 

Waffle Can

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I'm not even going to go back pages to read all that... sigh... (too lazy :))

Anyways... so it'd be on/around the 21st? Hm. I may or may not be able to go now that I think about it... My sis is coming home from her mission on the 20th...

I'll see what I can do though!

P.S. Minato/Harpuia, Frick. Mia's objection is ridiculous! Though not as cool as Payne's :p
 

vazor

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I think Lanky's hardcore. Sure maybe not in a G way but still hardcore.
I would never do something like that but the symbol is cool. I have an aversion to pain. It runs so deep I even avoid spicy food. Spicy food is just the taste of pain.
Anyway I'm glad everyone is cool.

Woo 100th post
 
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