Ryu Myuutsu
Smash Champion
...Voice clips don't help either. He straight up sounds like a savage berserker rather than the cunning king we know him as. I don't think it's even a joke to say that he roars more often in his moveset than Bowser.
It almost feels like the more accurate to the source material Smash gets, the more butchered Ganondorf's own portrayal becomes...
And how does a cunning king sound exactly?
Is there a sound template for that in a similar vein how we understand dogs or birds sound?
Did people like Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan produced a particular kind of vocalization from their mouths that historians and biologists eventually grouped together as "rulers throughout history"?
If I go to a history museum, will they have soundbites from kings separate from warriors so that people can tell the difference between these people's titles and profession merely based on mouth sounds?
This kind of gripe actually steps into silly and ridiculous territory. Ganon's voice in Smash has never been a point of contention. They even got the same voice actor from Ocarina of Time and he sounds like himself. The noises he makes are battle grunts; in a fight, people tend to vocalize in a way to put weight on their blows, making them sound aggressive.
You can easily spot the people in the Smash fanbase that don't understand how fighting in real life works when they think that a character making aggressive sounds makes them seem "inaccurate" and "not like themselves".
But seeing someone who believes that voice grunts are different depending on title or profession is a first for me. That's the actual punchline of the joke.
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