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[Aurane]

the spicy mod ****ting sessions

Here it comes.!

 

[Will]

Tots, you mentioned you're gonna unleash a volley of bullets into the thread if Banjo gets in. What's gonna happen if he doesn't?

It'll be me instead because I told you so

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

the nintenzone is looking incresingly more appetizing. Just keep all your nasty asses here and never come to nintenzone with it

 

[King Sonnn DeDeDoo]

I really like the Ditto sprite here, it's expression really does a good job at encapsulating the feeling of blank disappointment, such as what I fell towards this thread at the moment.

 

[Will]

I just got an infraction from osby. Prepare, everyone.

(Sorry, @osby !!!)

Lol I'm still on team mods but it's hilarious to see everyone jump on them

chaotic neutral gang wya

 

[Pyra]

Get ready for the long mod lecture nobody will read but everyone will like

 

[PsySmasher]

Wait until the new people during E3 start comin' in.

At least when E3 comes around we'll actually have some decent discussions about... you know... "Super Smash Bros".

So the 1-2 days max when we actually discuss something productive will be nice.

 

[Deleted member]

Wait I thought we were all just ****posting.
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Oh.

The issue was that the joke went too far. You gotta realize that being horny for the sake of being horny isn't a popular topic in this thread.

 

[Deleted member]

um excuse me what if some guests step-mom’s paternal grandfather’s best friend see the screen and reads this???

i apologize. the guise of context can be a fickle thing

 

[Will]

the nintenzone is looking incresingly more appetizing. Just keep all your nasty ***** here and never come to nintenzone with it

Where will they flock to when the thread locks, huh? You think we got friends?

 

[Aurane]

The issue was that the joke went too far. You gotta realize that being horny for the sake of being horny isn't a popular topic in this thread.

We aren't exactly a rational group, son.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

The issue was that the joke went too far. You gotta realize that being horny for the sake of being horny isn't a popular topic in this thread.

Yeah.

I thought everyone was just doin’ the classic “Smashboards exaggeration for the sake of humor” shtick again.
It’s hard to tell the difference between that and when people are actually bugged.

But yeah my bad. Sorry.

 

[Deleted member]

Hold up. She grows a moostche? S H E?

 

[Metal Shop X]

Look around you and imagine if I was the mod of this thread.

Yes, I can see it....dragons, eggposting, gaming, it would be a utopia for gamers & weebs alike!

 

[Gentlepanda]

>be me
>guest user on smashboards
>like reading the threads, seeing speculation, getting some insight on where the game's at
>stumble upon an 'ultimate social thread'
>seemslegit.png
>read it, everything seems fine
>funny memes, a few weird pictures of some redhead girl
>decent discussion, nothing too heated
>someone makes an off-handed remark about something slightly suggestive
>someone follows up by talking about 'hornyposting'
>someone posts a picture of a naked cat
>thread suddenly descends into chaos like it's the first ****ing minute of purge night
>every person for themselves
>everything is on fire
>i'm on fire
>people start pledging to leave the thread
>people start actually leaving the thread
>they come back 15 minutes later because this place is a prison and we are the prisoners
>MFW i just wanted to browse smash memes

 

[Deleted member]

something something dogs
something something cats
something something stop bullying me
something something y'know what i was wrong
something something sorry about that
there, can we get things back to normal now

 

[Will]

Get ready for the long mod lecture nobody will read but everyone will like

It's just going to be spongebob going "I have been humiliated for the last time!!!"

 

[Pyra]

Hold up. She grows a moostche? S H E?
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Yes that happens

 

[Aurane]

>making text green but it's too dark a green

 

[Deleted member]

Hold up. She grows a moostche? S H E?
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Got a problem with that, son?

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

You all need to take a cold shower and cool off.

 

[Opossum]

Hold up. She grows a moostche? S H E?
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You realize facial hair isn't a male only thing, right?

 

[Deleted member]

Get ready for the long mod lecture nobody will read but everyone will like

In the event of posts that indicate the intention to be horny, it is important to not encourage, joke or troll about the potentiality of the act. Such behavior is completely unacceptable regardless of intention and will result in severe reprimandation. When such subjects appear and you are unsure of the sincerity of the horniness, please report the posts so that staff members may take care of it.

 

[Deleted member]

Got a problem with that, son?

I spy with my little eye a man of culture.

>making text green but it's too dark a green

Some animation frames are gold.

 

[Aurane]

You all need to take a cold show and cool off.

What the **** is a cold show Venus?

 

[Will]

something something dogs
something something cats
something something stop bullying me
something something y'know what i was wrong
something something sorry about that
there, can we get things back to normal now

Normal? Since when?

I'm still certain you guys are blowing things way out of ****ing proportion. This isn't a dire situation, this is just Friday. If you want the mods to actually do something, use the report button to bring the whole squad here. Thats why it even exists.

 

[Pyra]

You all need to take a cold show and cool off.

Hi Venus how are ya doin

 

[Tots Woz]

Tots, you mentioned you're gonna unleash a volley of bullets into the thread if Banjo gets in. What's gonna happen if he doesn't?

Now see, this is something I've been purposefully dodging for quite some time, so I figured I might as well talk about it.
Serious Scott time.

In short, the Scott persona ain't going away. After Hinata relayed all the messages back when I was gone on Discord, seeing how many people actually ended up liking it, it's something that I just can't switch or get rid of. No other is as versatile as Scott, y'know.

So when it comes to the Banjo bet, I can only ask the people of the thread if possibly conditions can be changed, if it doesn't happen.

 

[Deleted member]

What the **** is a cold show Venus?

figure skating

 

[Deleted member]

You realize facial hair isn't a male only thing, right?

yes its a joke me good lad

 

[Pyra]

Normal? Since when?

I'm still certain you guys are blowing things way out of ****ing proportion. This isn't a dire situation, this is just Friday. If you want the mods to actually do something, use the report button to bring the whole squad here. Thats why it even exists.

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Implying people haven’t
My report finger hurts

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

What the **** is a cold show Venus?

****.....



It’s a show...performed in the snow....in a blizzard. In December. With everyone naked and holding penguins...

And it’s often used as means to cool off when someone is feeling a little .......

 

[Aurane]

figure skating

Yikes my dude. I can barely ride a bike.

 

[Deleted member]

So when it comes to the Banjo bet, I can only ask the people of the thread if possibly conditions can be changed, if it doesn't happen.

Pretty much. Some people switch to playing horrible games.

 

[Will]

Implying people haven’t
My report finger hurts

report me kevin
do it
make the sacrifice

 

[Aurane]

****.....



It’s a show...performed in the snow....in a blizzard.

But it's almost summer here. I can only be hot.

I'll stop. Lol

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

figure skating

whats that? Did you say Yuri on Ice?

 

[Opossum]

yes its a joke me good lad

Literally how though? If you knew that then the joke made no sense.

 

[Deleted member]

Get ready for the long mod lecture nobody will read but everyone will like

It's almost as if the mods are trying to do their jobs, but no one listens.

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

It's almost as if the mods are trying to do their jobs, but no one listens.

It’s a mystery, ain’t it?

I suppose I should get Premium again and change my name to Chopped Liver of the Desert Bloom.