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[ClaTheBae]

I'm like the epitome of the "white people don't season their food" stereotype tbh.

How? How do people just eat flavorless foods? Like seriously, I've been to so many white households and the food just tastes like nothing.
****ing Karen will make a whole turkey and rub one basil leaf on it and be like "yeah the flavors gonna come in from this" like no the **** it isn't

 

[King Sonnn DeDeDoo]

I know this seems like preaching to the choir since we’re on a smash forum, but man do I love playing Smash. After taking a break for about a month, I played a bunch online yesterday and had a blast! No other game gets my heart racing; even if I lose I want to immediately play again. Wish I knew where to find local smash meet ups.

I just really feel like gushing, Ultimate is probably my favorite game to play of all time, I’m so glad Smash bros. Is such a fun game in addition to being an amazing crossover.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I'm like the epitome of the "white people don't season their food" stereotype tbh.

If you make chicken and mac and cheese, they better be seasoned to hell and back because oooooh yall need to learn to season your food
You gotta use more then just salt and pepper

 

[Coricus]

How? How do people just eat flavorless foods? Like seriously, I've been to so many white households and the food just tastes like nothing.
****ing Karen will make a whole turkey and rub one basil leaf on it and be like "yeah the flavors gonna come in from this" like no the **** it isn't

I'm so white I'll literally eat white bread with nothing on it but unseasoned turkey is flavorless as hell and basil is just terrible

But I mean it's Karen so I guess that's par for the course

[BLEEP]ing Karen

I've been wasting away watching almost nothing but videos ripping into metaphorical Karens recently help me

 

[Opossum]

How? How do people just eat flavorless foods? Like seriously, I've been to so many white households and the food just tastes like nothing.
****ing Karen will make a whole turkey and rub one basil leaf on it and be like "yeah the flavors gonna come in from this" like no the **** it isn't

It's probably a psychological thing for me. I was fairly poor growing up so anything "extra" like seasoning and whatnot always felt kinda wasteful and unnecessary. Like, no one even instilled that in me, I'd just often forgo anything that wasn't "needed" when eating out of choice.

Like even through college there was a weird sense of guilt involved. "I could spend the literal two dollars needed to buy some more salt, but do I need salt?" Meanwhile my brother seasons literally everything so I don't even know what happened lol.

 

[Deleted member]

if y'all eat brown people food make sure you eat from an actual brown person restaurant

americanized middle eastern food ain't the good ****, man

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I'm so white I'll literally eat white bread with nothing on it but unseasoned turkey is flavorless as hell and basil is just terrible

But I mean it's Karen so I guess that's par for the course

[BLEEP]ing Karen

I've been wasting away watching almost nothing but videos ripping into metaphorical Karens recently help me

Unseseoned turkey is the Devils food. You gotta have a special pact with Satan to be eatin that mess

 

[ClaTheBae]

I'm so white I'll literally eat white bread with nothing on it but unseasoned turkey is flavorless as hell and basil is just terrible

But I mean it's Karen so I guess that's par for the course

[BLEEP]ing Karen

I've been wasting away watching almost nothing but videos ripping into metaphorical Karens recently help me

Like I live in Louisiana where everything we sell anywhere is seasoned, not to mention I've been working in the food industry since I was 15, so I know how to cook pretty well. Honestly, seeing people not cook right is one of my pet peeves. It's something that's hard for me to watch. It's like watching a Mega Man playthrough where someone is using a different boss order than the one I use, I just can't watch it happen.

 

[Deleted member]

are y'all ready for some unironically high-quality rips

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

if y'all eat brown people food make sure you eat from an actual brown person restaurant

americanized middle eastern food ain't the good ****, man

Same for black people. Yall wanna eat black people food, Make some friends with some black people, we'll feed ya good. My dad will put every type of seasoning in the food he makes

 

[ClaTheBae]

Make some friends with some black people

do you think anyone here is cool enough for that

 

[Gentlepanda]

if y'all eat brown people food make sure you eat from an actual brown person restaurant

first rule of getting the best 'cultural' food isn't even to go to a restaurant, it's to go to the dingiest, most run-down place you can kind, like a 20 year old truck in the corner of a parking lot

that place is gonna sell the best ****ing food you've ever had

 

[Coricus]

Like I live in Louisiana where everything we sell anywhere is seasoned, not to mention I've been working in the food industry since I was 15, so I know how to cook pretty well. Honestly, seeing people not cook right is one of my pet peeves. It's something that's hard for me to watch. It's like watching a Mega Man playthrough where someone is using a different boss order than the one I use, I just can't watch it happen.

Oh cool. I live in Indiana.

Food doesn't have flavor here.

You go to a restaurant serving local "cuisine" and it tastes like wood.



I mean could be worse though. At least the people here are theoretically trying. One time I was at some roadside restaurant in rural Kentucky on a family trip to Florida and my mother ordered. . .I dunno, a chicken salad? Thing came to the table with cut up deli slices in it.

 

[Deleted member]

actually **** it

don't go to a restaurant to eat brown people food just find a nice auntie to make you some food

nothing beats full on og middle eastern **** man that's the real good ****


definitely not biased of course not
why would i be biased

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

What brought this up was a video of someone making Mac and Cheese. It was unsalted butter, Parmesan.. and pasta water. And somehow the person that made that video thought that **** was acceptable

 

[Tots Woz]

the adventure games are clunky unintuitive gross looking messes, don't @ me or yeah @ me i don't really care that much
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Boy you also came out a clunky, unintuitive gross looking mess.

Note for Smashboards staff, this is just a playful jab. I don't even think I should point that out with the ****ing Lego Yoda Death Sound Effect video linked, but under the guise of context--

 

[Coricus]

What brought this up was a vidro of someone making MC and Cheese. It was unsalted butter, Parmesan.. and pasta water

. . .

OK, again, I live in Indiana, where flavor goes to die

But even I

Have no CLUE

How someone can make Mac and Cheese as flavorless and utterly Caucasian as you just described.

 

[ClaTheBae]

actually **** it

don't go to a restaurant to eat brown people food just find a nice auntie to make you some food

nothing beats full on og middle eastern **** man that's the real good ****


definitely not biased of course not
why would i be biased

yeah just go to the middle east if you're hungry, it's always great over there

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Food is bad actually I'd rather starve to death than eat food

 

[Deleted member]

yeah just go to the middle east if you're hungry, it's always great over there

yeah man
dying of heatstroke after being ostracized from society for being gay and trans
****ing sick

Boy you also came out a clunky, unintuitive gross looking mess.

Note for Smashboards staff, this is just a playful jab. I don't even think I should point that out with the ****ing Lego Yoda Death Sound Effect video linked, but under the guise of context--

reported for being mean. expect an in person consultation within the hour

 

[Deleted member]

I had to eat unseasoned rice when I was in Canada and that cursed food has never left the memory of my taste buds.
It's so empty and soulless and I really hope not all of North America treats rice this way otherwise ya'll are cancelled because it's an offense to every person I've ever met that has even bothered to cook it properly.

 

[Coricus]

yeah man
dying of heatstroke after being ostracized from society for being gay and trans
****ing sick

reported for being mean. expect an in person consultation within the hour

You can't report anyone, you're already banaenae'd

 

[Opossum]

I had to eat unseasoned rice when I was in Canada and that cursed food has never left the memory of my taste buds.
It's so empty and soulless and I really hope not all of North America treats rice this way otherwise ya'll are cancelled because it's an offense to every person I've ever met that has even bothered to cook it properly.

I don't think I've ever used more than a pinch of salt, water, and rice when making rice.

Rice dishes are good though.

 

[Deleted member]

You can't report anyone, you're already banaenae'd

it's only 69 points i'll be fine until 70

 

[Gyrom8]

Lebanese cuisine truly is top-tier

 

[Deleted member]

As a Caucasian I'm feeling a bit insulted.

 

[Coricus]

I had to eat unseasoned rice when I was in Canada and that cursed food has never left the memory of my taste buds.
It's so empty and soulless and I really hope not all of North America treats rice this way otherwise ya'll are cancelled because it's an offense to every person I've ever met that has even bothered to cook it properly.

I had a big heaping pile of unseasoned rice set in front of me once and was expected to polish it off.

It's like if a depression slump spontaneously turned into a lump of food

Suffice it to say while no one was looking a decent supply of chocolate syrup from the fridge was also polished off.

 

[osby]

This reminded me my mom going to England for a few months and eating in ethnic cusine restaurants as much as possible.

 

[Deleted member]

Food
food is good
i dunno we've literally never talked about food before wheeze

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I don't think I've ever used more than a pinch of salt, water, and rice when making rice.

oh my god, what the hell

 

[ClaTheBae]

Food is bad actually I'd rather starve to death than eat food

we /skinny/ here

As a Caucasian I'm feeling a bit insulted.

as you should be

 

[Deleted member]

if i were to make a food tier list it would be
S-Tier: Japanese and Italian food
A-Tier: All other food idek

 

[Deleted member]

As a Caucasian I'm feeling a bit insulted.

we're literally just talking about food

 

[Deleted member]

I don't think I've ever used more than a pinch of salt, water, and rice when making rice.

Rice dishes are good though.

You'd think everyone would at least do that, right?

I had a big heaping pile of unseasoned rice set in front of me once and was expected to polish it off.

It's like if a depression slump spontaneously turned into a lump of food

Suffice it to say while no one was looking a decent supply of chocolate syrup from the fridge was also polished off.

My way of dealing with it was by using a bottle of ketchup. I'm both glad to find another who understands my pain but also sad that someone else also had to go through that.
And yes, "dempression slump spontaneously turned into a lump of food" is possibly the best way to describe it.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

would any of yall eat this?

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

As a Caucasian I'm feeling a bit insulted.

I mean given our track record in the past, it was only a matter of time when karma would bite us in the butt like this...

 

[Dyllybirdy]

would any of yall eat this?
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I most certainly wouldn't.

 

[Coricus]

would any of yall eat this?
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Wh

What is it covered in

I'm scared

 

[ClaTheBae]

we're literally just talking about food

me: Yeah I don't know if I should wear white with this outfit

white people: oh :/ I mean everyone would be upset if you said black but whatever

 

[osby]

would any of yall eat this?

No, it looks like someone accidentally threw trash on a tray and then into oven.