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[Gyrom8]

My ratio is currently 2.24, but I'm trying to think of the single perfect post, the absolute King of Kontent that will escalate that number up to the ****ing moon

...

So I've now resolved to kidnap Sakurai and hold him to ransom for likes

brb flying to Japan

 

[Deleted member]

when i met you i was but the learner, now i am the master

bruh you joined in like 2014 if anything i met you

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Cutie Gwen you may be the most liked user now
but if things keep going up at the same rate, you better prepare to be overtaken by @Noipoi before the last fighter pass character releases

Is this a bet? I literally get a crapton of likes every day

 

[Deleted member]

Is this a bet? I literally get a crapton of likes every day

maybe noi should be our new spite-like dump

 

[Gentlepanda]

bruh you joined in like 2014 if anything i met you

i posted like twice in 2014/5

then i came back just before the grinch leak kicked off and, well, let's just say it's been wild times ever since

 

[Dyllybirdy]

...I don't think I like this website anymore.

 

[Deleted member]

I don't really have an interest on the number of likes I get since a while.

However, getting a follow still feels like seeing your Pokémon evolve in a main game for me.

 

[Deleted member]

Is this a bet? I literally get a crapton of likes every day

well yes but look at the statistics
You joined in 2014, so you get ~20000 likes per year
Noipoi joined last year and already has nearly 60000 likes

 

[Gentlepanda]

well yes but look at the statistics
You joined in 2014, so you get ~20000 likes per year
Noipoi joined last year and already has nearly 60000 likes

this math is flaky, i got all but 10ish of my likes from october 2018 to now

 

[Cutie Gwen]

well yes but look at the statistics
You joined in 2014, so you get ~20000 likes per year
Noipoi joined last year and already has nearly 60000 likes

That's not really how it works tbh as it took me a while to rake them in. Noi just got a head start in the 'cool personality' department

 

[Deleted member]

well yes but look at the statistics
You joined in 2014, so you get ~20000 likes per year
Noipoi joined last year and already has nearly 60000 likes

this math is flaky, i got all but 10ish of my likes from october 2018 to now

Hello? Yeah, I want to buy ten like-actions from the SneakyLink company to invert on the spanish post-market

 

[Deleted member]

well yes but look at the statistics
You joined in 2014, so you get ~20000 likes per year
Noipoi joined last year and already has nearly 60000 likes

That assumes they'll keep getting likes at a consistent rate when most of those can be attributed to the high levels of activity during speculation(I got, like, 20 likes on average by posting anything whenever a big leak showed up and it really killed my alerts hard).

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

This; listen to Mr. Long-and-well-thought-out-analysis-posts


Ees joke

Just you wait, my NEW “gimmick” is going to be “Epic ****poster”, because in quite a few cases that’s what i’m like offline.

So this may mean “Long and well thought out ****posts”.

 

[Deleted member]

That assumes they'll keep getting likes at a consistent rate when most of those can be attributed to the high levels of activity during speculation(I got, like, 20 likes on average by posting anything whenever a big leak showed up and it really killed my alerts hard).

that is true...
but c'mon you gotta admit, Noipoi's amount of likes is impressive

 

[Dyllybirdy]

I should go, this talk about likes is just making me feel bad about myself!

 

[Deleted member]

also @Bolderousness please go back on your bet, I don't want anyone deleting their account

Hell no.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

That assumes they'll keep getting likes at a consistent rate when most of those can be attributed to the high levels of activity during speculation(I got, like, 20 likes on average by posting anything whenever a big leak showed up and it really killed my alerts hard).

Remember when like alerts were constantly separated? I remember getting over 100 alerts over night, which was back in the days were the Ridley thread was possibly one the largest threads on the entire site

 

[Deleted member]

i posted like twice in 2014/5

then i came back just before the grinch leak kicked off and, well, let's just say it's been wild times ever since

i was just trying to... be like you

 

[Metal Shop X]

I should go, this talk about likes is just making me feel bad about myself!

You shouldn't feel bad about numbers bro, that ain't good for your mind.

Anyway, I have 18,094 posts & 25,505 likes, so I'm good, right?

Right?!?!

 

[Deleted member]

We just got news that the like-actions of the *insert any random banned account here* company have hit a new low on the british economy.

The company may try to fuse itself with the Noipoi company to prevent bankruptcy.

Some speculators find this strategy risky due to the high like-value of the Noipoi brand.

 

[Gentlepanda]

hi, i'm captain america, here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits a speculator can have.

patience.

sometimes, patience is the key to your most wanted. sometimes, it leads to a mii fighter costume, and it seems like it's not worth the $0.75, and you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I should go, this talk about likes is just making me feel bad about myself!

Look at it this way, you're cool enough not to go post about how you crave higher numbers that will ultimately mean nothing constantly

 

[Deleted member]

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hi, i'm captain america, here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits a speculator can have.

patience.

sometimes, patience is the key to your most wanted. sometimes, it leads to a mii fighter costume, and it seems like it's not worth the $0.75, and you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing.

...

"how many more of these?"

"about fifteen"

"what"

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

I mean. I feel like too many folks are more focused on the fake internet points rather than the content that earns them the fake internet points.

Because let’s face it, you could spend all your time making an amazing, analytical post that really gets your point across, educate people on the facts of the universe, and earn a solid handful of likes

But the real validation comes from epic ****posts and memes. Those are the posts that separates the common plebeian, and the bourgeois on the top, the creme of the crop of the mountain of steaming ****posts. There is truly no comparison.

Only intellectuals ****post. Though, if you don’t ****post, this would make you a ****poster, which could be the true meta based on how remarkable the existence of a true ****post truly is.

 

[Deleted member]

I mean. I feel like too many folks are more focused on the fake internet points rather than the content that earns them the fake internet points.

Because let’s face it, you could spend all your time making an amazing, analytical post that really gets your point across, educate people on the facts of the universe, and earn a solid handful of likes

But the real validation comes from epic ****posts and memes. Those are the posts that separates the common plebeian, and the bourgeois on the top, the creme of the crop of the mountain of steaming ****posts. There is truly no comparison.

Only intellectuals ****post. Though, if you don’t ****post, this would make you a ****poster, which could be the true meta based on how remarkable the existence of a true ****post truly is.

exhibit a:

 

[Deleted member]

I should go, this talk about likes is just making me feel bad about myself!

As someone who's ready to lose his account on an afternoon bet, likes are pretty meaningless in my eyes.

 

[Deleted member]

Just you wait, my NEW “gimmick” is going to be “Epic ****poster”, because in quite a few cases that’s what i’m like offline.

So this may mean “Long and well thought out ****posts”.

I'm sorry but I really can't see you as a ****poster

that is true...
but c'mon you gotta admit, Noipoi's amount of likes is impressive

When you're an artist posting art during heavy site activity, you're bound to boost in likes. Unlike Noipoi, I earned my likes like a true gamer through my hard ****posting.

Remember when like alerts were constantly separated? I remember getting over 100 alerts over night, which was back in the days were the Ridley thread was possibly one the largest threads on the entire site

My record was around 72 I think? I was like "what the **** did I post?" because I usually temd to forget what my last post was so when I wake up to, like, 15 likes and just as many quotes, I get a cold sweat and think of what bull**** I could possibly have unleashed on this hellsite.

 

[Gentlepanda]

I mean. I feel like too many folks are more focused on the fake internet points rather than the content that earns them the fake internet points.

Because let’s face it, you could spend all your time making an amazing, analytical post that really gets your point across, educate people on the facts of the universe, and earn a solid handful of likes

But the real validation comes from epic ****posts and memes. Those are the posts that separates the common plebeian, and the bourgeois on the top, the creme of the crop of the mountain of steaming ****posts. There is truly no comparison.

Only intellectuals ****post. Though, if you don’t ****post, this would make you a ****poster, which could be the true meta based on how remarkable the existence of a true ****post truly is.

well there you have it

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Look at it this way, you're cool enough not to go post about how you crave higher numbers that will ultimately mean nothing constantly

...Why thank you. ;p

 

[Metal Shop X]

I mean. I feel like too many folks are more focused on the fake internet points rather than the content that earns them the fake internet points.

Because let’s face it, you could spend all your time making an amazing, analytical post that really gets your point across, educate people on the facts of the universe, and earn a solid handful of likes

But the real validation comes from epic ****posts and memes. Those are the posts that separates the common plebeian, and the bourgeois on the top, the creme of the crop of the mountain of steaming ****posts. There is truly no comparison.

Only intellectuals ****post. Though, if you don’t ****post, this would make you a ****poster, which could be the true meta based on how remarkable the existence of a true ****post truly is.

Characters characters yeah yeah.

 

[Deleted member]

lets be honest if you aren't in the top 100 most-liked users on smashboards does your existence even mean anything

 

[Metal Shop X]

lets be honest if you aren't in the top 100 most-liked users on smashboards does your existence even mean anything

Glad to see my life mean something then!

 

[Gentlepanda]

lets be honest if you aren't in the top 100 most-liked users on smashboards does your existence even mean anything

of course it does

they exist to lift us higher and higher in a vicious cycle of like-profit while suffering under inhumane working conditions and crippling poverty

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Just you wait, my NEW “gimmick” is going to be “Epic ****poster”, because in quite a few cases that’s what i’m like offline.

So this may mean “Long and well thought out ****posts”.

Wait isn't that Chronobound's gimmick?

 

[Deleted member]

of course it does

they exist to lift us higher and higher in a vicious cycle of like-profit while suffering under inhumane working conditions and crippling poverty

panda shut up you're just a like-fund baby you didn't earn that 30k

 

[Pyra]

panda shut up you're just a like-fund baby you didn't earn that 30k

same tbh

 

[Metal Shop X]

Tbh, I don't care about the numbers of likes I have.

I just want to surpass Ramen Tengoku for the lolz.

 

[Gentlepanda]

panda shut up you're just a like-fund baby you didn't earn that 30k

i had a small loan of 10,000 likes from my father, strictpanda, then i worked my way up from nothing

 

[Deleted member]

I mean. I feel like too many folks are more focused on the fake internet points rather than the content that earns them the fake internet points.

Because let’s face it, you could spend all your time making an amazing, analytical post that really gets your point across, educate people on the facts of the universe, and earn a solid handful of likes

But the real validation comes from epic ****posts and memes. Those are the posts that separates the common plebeian, and the bourgeois on the top, the creme of the crop of the mountain of steaming ****posts. There is truly no comparison.

Only intellectuals ****post. Though, if you don’t ****post, this would make you a ****poster, which could be the true meta based on how remarkable the existence of a true ****post truly is.

I'm sorry but I really can't see you as a ****poster

Ok I guess I gotta take this back now.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Anyway I can guarantee you the admins are looking at this discussion and are all considering using their powers to delete likes