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[staindgrey]

Alrighty losers, I wanted to do this for a while now, and I spent way longer on it than I should've, so y'all better enjoy it

Here is the Ultimate Social alignment chart
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Shoutout to @faygoshill for being a big help with this, as it was much tougher than I thought it was gonna be. Thanks a bunch

Huh.

Yeah I can totally see myself as lawful neutral, actually.

And it's fitting that @faygoshill is the polar opposite of me.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Did the other person say yes Pyra ?

 

[Pyra]

Did the other person say yes Pyra ?

Yes, she did.

 

[Hinata]

Yes, she did.

I was about to say, I sure hope she did, or else the thread title will look really ****ed up.

 

[Coricus]

I know they did, but I thought they were gone by the 2000's.

See, the actual circumstances behind it are funny.

They're not gone, but during every pre-movie you have to sit through at least one commercial about their terrible, terrible decline and how we must strive to keep what remaining few drive-ins alive complete with exact number counts of how many there once were and are now and black and white footage reels of bygone olde days just to hammer in the message.

There's something oddly hilarious about it because it really, really comes off like treating an inanimate business structure like a population of polar bears.

Like don't get me wrong I want them to stay too (both drive-ins and polar bears), but *wheeze*

The funniest part is that indoor malls are probably going to get this treatment in a couple decades too, where they aren't exactly unheard of but the ones that are left have this weird navel gazing appeal to better times angle to get people to help support them.

 

[staindgrey]

Besides we all know Weavile is superior.
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Huh. Nice opinion you have there.

 

[Hinata]

Huh. Nice opinion you have there.

The fact that you can make these jokes and have them be, even on the smallest of levels, an actual threat scares me.

 

[Pyra]

I was about to say, I sure hope she did, or else the thread title will look really ****ed up.

I didn’t particularly mention that detail before because I wouldn’t have said “I proposed” in such a ****post

 

[Shroob]

Wait, the thread title wasn't a joke?


Holy **** my dude.


Gratz

 

[Idon]

Huh. Nice opinion you have there.

Think about it, it'a simple math. 1 feather vs like 12 of them. That's like 1100% better.

The fact that you can make these jokes and have them be, even on the smallest of levels, an actual threat scares me.

"Is that a threat?"

"It's a warning."

 

[osby]

Why are you guys discussing whether Sneasel or Weavile is better when neither of them is good?

 

[Coricus]

Why are you guys discussing whether Sneasel or Weavile is better when neither of them is good?

Found the Fighting type Pokemon

 

[staindgrey]

The fact that you can make these jokes and have them be, even on the smallest of levels, an actual threat scares me.

Funny thing is they're not.

Even if I wanted to, the site has a multitude of checks and balances, both integrated into how infractions/banning works on the back end and the implemented staff hierarchy that an outright abuse of power on my part is basically impossible.

I'm less a boss of the forum and more a custodian cleaning up **** so admins don't have to check threads. I'm gonna see how long I can go without handing out an infraction to anyone. Please don't test this.

 

[Deleted member]

staindgrey this is spam, but you don’t want to infract me.
Hueheheh.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Congrats Pyra.

Hope you two are happy.

 

[KMDP]

Man, this reminds me of one of the most flabberghasting things I've ever heard awhile ago.


So like, Youtube keeps recommending me all these Nintendo Youtubers(It's how I originally found Scott for example), and it recommended me some vid by a ProtoMario titled something like "Nintendo Referenced Me in Color Splash!?!" or something.


And the "reference" was a Toad saying "But Mario!" because apparently it's similar to his catchphrase....?


Bruh, you didn't invent "But *insert name here*", how stuck up you gotta be to believe that?

ProtoMario is super arrogant.

WAIT. HOLD THE PHONE.

I got so caught up in RE talk that I missed the thread title! Pyra you proposed??!!?!?!

CONGRATS

When're we having a party.

Oh, yeah. Congratulations, Pyra .

Shouldn't have put that off.

 

[staindgrey]

Why are you guys discussing whether Sneasel or Weavile is better when neither of them is good?

I know I've only been a mod for like 48 hours so you outrank me, but I'm a paying customer so I'm gonna speak to your manager about this.

 

[Hinata]

Why are you guys discussing whether Sneasel or Weavile is better when neither of them is good?

Of course. After all, we all know who the real best Pokemon are.

Funny thing is they're not.

Even if I wanted to, the site has a multitude of checks and balances, both integrated into how infractions/banning works on the back end and the implemented staff hierarchy that an outright abuse of power on my part is basically impossible.

I'm less a boss of the thread and more a custodian cleaning up **** so admins don't have to check threads. I'm gonna see how long I can go without handing out an infraction to anyone. Please don't test this.

I'll get an infraction with a single post. You ready?

Jill's overrated. It says a lot that the only reason she was relevant in RE5 was because someone smarter and more calculating was in complete and total control of her.

it goes without saying this is a joke and does not actually represent any view held by me

 

[osby]

I honestly forgot to congratulate you Pyra . I hope you guys will be happy together.

 

[PsySmasher]

Why are you guys discussing whether Sneasel or Weavile is better when neither of them is good?

I would warn you about saying that stuff around staindgrey , but then I remembered you're a mod too.

Lucky.

 

[Zinith]

Oh right, I forgot to congratulate Pyra too

 

[staindgrey]

Think about it, it'a simple math. 1 feather vs like 12 of them. That's like 1100% better.

All the feathers ruin the asymmetry that make Sneasel's design so cool!

They don't even look like feathers! They look like something featured on a hair gel commercial!

The neck...thing adds nothing to the design and steals from its simplicty!

I feel very strongly about this.

 

[osby]

I know I've only been a mod for like 48 hours so you outrank me, but I'm a paying customer so I'm gonna speak to your manager about this.

Does this mean you have to call me senpai?

Of course. After all, we all know who the real best Pokemon are.

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*acknowledges Misdreavus is the best Pokemon*

You alone raise the level of culture of this thread.

 

[KarneraMythos]

That moment when you find something unflattering in a photo that now you refuse to post it...

 

[Zinith]

New avatar time

 

[staindgrey]

Does this mean you have to call me senpai?

I will quit if that's the case.

 

[Hinata]

New avatar time

Hmm.

Don't like that.

 

[osby]

The neck...thing adds nothing to the design and steals from its simplicty!

Grey, I need to make sure of something, your taste is on the line here:


Do you find triceratops cool?

 

[Hinata]

*acknowledges Misdreavus is the best Pokemon*

You alone raise the level of culture of this thread.

Hey, man. Someone around here has to have taste. Guess that's you and me.

 

[Shroob]

Don't even ever consider making me a mod.

I'm the kinda guy who, if there's a problem, I'm what caused it.

 

[staindgrey]

I'll get an infraction with a single post. You ready?

Jill's overrated. It says a lot that the only reason she was relevant in RE5 was because someone smarter and more calculating was in complete and total control of her.

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it goes without saying this is a joke and does not actually represent any view held by me

Heh.

You'll have to hit me a lot harder than that.

 

[Hinata]

Heh.

You'll have to hit me a lot harder than that.

I'm sorry, I can't focus on anything your post just said. I'm too enamored by Wesker kicking Chris in the **** so hard he goes flying 20 feet away.

 

[Zinith]

Hmm.

Don't like that.

Well that settles it. Hinata being the self-appointed authority on taste says she doesn't like it, so I have to change it

 

[staindgrey]

Grey, I need to make sure of something, your taste is on the line here:


Do you find triceratops cool?

I mean, uh. I guess it's okay.

I'm more of a velociraptor guy.

 

[KarneraMythos]

All the feathers ruin the asymmetry that make Sneasel's design so cool!

They don't even look like feathers! They look like something featured on a hair gel commercial!

The neck...thing adds nothing to the design and steals from its simplicty!

I feel very strongly about this.

Weavile's got a Marge Simpson kind of thing going on with its design, which is why I don't like much of the evolutions in Sinnoh. I can count maybe 5 in one hand that I think are really cool, and two of them don't even count since they're alternatives rather than progressions. Scratch that, make it 3 alternatives.

Something about it tells me they were trying to go for something Egyptian/Aztec/What-have-you for having something regal and indigenous about it, but I feel like they could have executed it far better. It's not a terrible design per se, but it's not as good as Sneasel.

Speaking of Pokemon, I kinda want a Galar form of Spritzee that plays into the Plague Doctor look. Maybe Fairy/Dark? I can't help but think about how utterly disappointed I was at that thing's evolution. It looked promising, arrgg...

 

[PsySmasher]

Oh. yeah and on the topic of best Pokemon:

Fite me nerds.

 

[staindgrey]

I'm sorry, I can't focus on anything your post just said. I'm too enamored by Wesker kicking Chris in the **** so hard he goes flying 20 feet away.

My brother and I actually joked that that scene is why Chris and Jill never hooked up. Chris doesn't have the ability anymore.

Code Veronica in general is not Chris's best moment. He gets destroyed by Wesker. Twice. He makes this whole speech about how he's going to avenge his fallen comrades and then gets beat up like a nerd on the playground for awhile before a conveniently timed explosion separates him from his imminent death.

He does get shown climbing a step cliff from the ocean using his bare hands and no climbing equipment though. That was kinda bad*** I guess.

 

[osby]

Oh. yeah and on the topic of best Pokemon:

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Fite me nerds.

You included Jirachi, there's no need for fighting.

Unless we're going to team up and fight with the people who think it's boring.

 

[KMDP]

Just had a realisation about the CTR Remake.

Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled is going to have all the tracks from Crash Nitro Kart included in the package.

But... this means there's going to be an additional 13 tracks.

Which would, of course, mean that unless they're going to expand the original game's hub worlds significantly (which I kind of doubt, tbh), they're going to instead include about 3 new Hub Worlds.

Which would require 3 more bosses. They've already said that Crunch is going to be in the game, so...

Get Hype Time?

 

[staindgrey]

Oh. yeah and on the topic of best Pokemon:

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Fite me nerds.

Who the hell put a wig on Ampharos?