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[DaybreakHorizon]

okay. Sorry Thanos Copter II.

To whoever suggested Thanos Copter II I will personally add them to my 100 person Hunger Games to compensate for this.

Please Understand.

 

[Will]

To whoever suggested Thanos Copter II I will personally add them to my 100 person Hunger Games to compensate for this.

Please Understand.

what about the thanos toilet tho

 

[Michael the Spikester]

24 hours until April. The month of our next DLC character reveal.

 

[Deleted member]

Woke:
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Huh. Live and learn.

 

[Deleted member]

what about the thanos toilet tho

oh no

 

[Deleted member]

Already happened once; I tried to knock myself out to go back.

Do you need a witch doctor to give you those dreams where Mythra actually shows herself naked?
I can do that. I am a witch doctor.
In your dreams I can do that.

 

[PeridotGX]

okay, I still need 20 more characters.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

spotlight uh
moonlight uh

*is confused*
*looks it up*
*is even more confused

 

[Will]

Huh. Live and learn.

im pretty sure this gonna get infracted too lmao

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

what about the thanos toilet tho

Let's say for argument's sake, Thanos cannot just use the stones to get rid of poop in his intestine or magically clean his ass. Most people wouldn't be comfortable using their non dominant hand to wipe their ass. It would be too awkward. Using his left hand is a no-no in this scanario. Would he wipe with the gauntlet on? What if the toilet paper breaks? Thanos would walk around with poop hands. The infinity poop gauntlet. Ew. The hulk would laugh at him.

Let's say he takes off the gauntlet and puts it on the counter. That would make him vulnerable, wouldn't it? Maybe this was the one outcome that Dr. Strange saw in 14,000,605. Spiderman swoops in, steals the gauntlet and toodles out of there without getting a sniff of Thanos poop. The rest of the Avengers cast would then swoop in and beat him senseless atop the toilet bowl. Ass unwiped.

What happens in the other 14,000,604 possibilities though? Thanos could own a japanese styled bidet toilet seat. The kind that would jet your ass with lukewarm water warmed to your body's temperature, then dry your ass with the loving warmth of a mother. Thanos would never have to take of his glove to wipe his ass. His ass would be sparkly clean without him needing to lift a finger. To think that Japanese technology would be the undoing of the avengers. Who woulda thunk it.

 

[Deleted member]

Huh. Live and learn.

inb4 you get another infraction for showing a picture of someone getting hung

 

[Will]

Let's say for argument's sake, Thanos cannot just use the stones to get rid of poop in his intestine or magically clean his ***. Most people wouldn't be comfortable using their non dominant hand to wipe their ***. It would be too awkward. Using his left hand is a no-no in this scanario. Would he wipe with the gauntlet on? What if the toilet paper breaks? Thanos would walk around with poop hands. The infinity poop gauntlet. Ew. The hulk would laugh at him.

Let's say he takes off the gauntlet and puts it on the counter. That would make him vulnerable, wouldn't it? Maybe this was the one outcome that Dr. Strange saw in 14,000,605. Spiderman swoops in, steals the gauntlet and toodles out of there without getting a sniff of Thanos poop. The rest of the Avengers cast would then swoop in and beat him senseless atop the toilet bowl. *** unwiped.

What happens in the other 14,000,604 possibilities though? Thanos could own a japanese styled bidet toilet seat. The kind that would jet your *** with lukewarm water warmed to your body's temperature, then dry your *** with the loving warmth of a mother. Thanos would never have to take of his glove to wipe his ***. His *** would be sparkly clean without him needing to lift a finger. To think that Japanese technology would be the undoing of the avengers. Who woulda thunk it.

i
i just wanted to make a joke about the theater portapotty

i didnt ask for matpat

 

[Deleted member]

Huh. Live and learn.

It can not be that bad if it is only one infraction, thus not affecting your status nor your life.

 

[SneakyLink]

Tomorrow, I think I’m gonna make another Dorothy gif.

 

[Iridium]

okay, I still need 20 more characters.

Me, osby and KMDP . Probably the best trio here, or so I say.

 

[Deleted member]

inb4 you get another infraction for showing a picture of someone getting hung

Hopefully Kermit makes this an exception rather than a rule.

It can not be that bad if it is only one infraction, thus not affecting your status nor your life.
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Silly boy. That implies this is my first infraction.

 

[Wademan94]

okay, I still need 20 more characters.

-Tugg Speedman
-Jeff Portnoy
-Kirk Lazarus
-The McRib
-movie Mario’s Dockers

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Thanos vs. Galeem. Who wins? The snap or the.... whatever that was..... the destruction wave?

 

[Deleted member]

24 hours until April. The month of our next DLC character reveal.

I feel you're only making the wait for yourself longer, especially when we don't know when the next character is revealed.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Thanos vs. Galeem. Who wins? The snap or the.... whatever that was..... the destruction wave?

Hey don't forget to throw Kane from Jump Force in there too while your at it. Three way battle royale yo!

 

[Will]

Thanos vs. Galeem. Who wins? The snap or the.... whatever that was..... the destruction wave?

is galeem's wave actual light or a projection

Kane

who the ****

 

[Mythra]

okay, I still need 20 more characters.

Asuka Langley
T-elos
Martin Truex Jr.
A Super Crown
Eirika
Randy Orton

 

[SneakyLink]

Thanos vs. Galeem. Who wins? The snap or the.... whatever that was..... the destruction wave?

Keep in mind Galeem is...

Actually...

I think Galeem would win

 

[Deleted member]

Thanos vs. Galeem. Who wins? The snap or the.... whatever that was..... the destruction wave?

Thanos would lose, because snapping away Galeem would just bring Dharkon and not kill both.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

I feel you're only making the wait for yourself longer, especially when we don't know when the next character is revealed.

You honestly really believe they're gonna have us waiting this long especially given the schedule of the releases until February 2020? This only seems logical.

April: Second DLC Fighter (Releases June)
June: Third DLC Fighter (Releases August-September)
August-September: Fourth DLC Fighter (Releases December)
December: Fifth DLC Fighter (Releases February 2020)

 

[QuiqueST]

Let's say for argument's sake, Thanos cannot just use the stones to get rid of poop in his intestine or magically clean his ***. Most people wouldn't be comfortable using their non dominant hand to wipe their ***. It would be too awkward. Using his left hand is a no-no in this scanario. Would he wipe with the gauntlet on? What if the toilet paper breaks? Thanos would walk around with poop hands. The infinity poop gauntlet. Ew. The hulk would laugh at him.

Let's say he takes off the gauntlet and puts it on the counter. That would make him vulnerable, wouldn't it? Maybe this was the one outcome that Dr. Strange saw in 14,000,605. Spiderman swoops in, steals the gauntlet and toodles out of there without getting a sniff of Thanos poop. The rest of the Avengers cast would then swoop in and beat him senseless atop the toilet bowl. *** unwiped.

What happens in the other 14,000,604 possibilities though? Thanos could own a japanese styled bidet toilet seat. The kind that would jet your *** with lukewarm water warmed to your body's temperature, then dry your *** with the loving warmth of a mother. Thanos would never have to take of his glove to wipe his ***. His *** would be sparkly clean without him needing to lift a finger. To think that Japanese technology would be the undoing of the avengers. Who woulda thunk it.

Endgame can't come soon enough.

 

[Deleted member]

Thanos would lose, because snapping away Galeem would just bring Dharkon and not kill both.

You Joke, but Thanos could do that, and then proceed to spare Kirby and himself alive.

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

What the **** did I just stumble into? I'll never erase that image of Thanos taking a dump and awkwardly needing to take the gauntlet off. N E V E R A G A I N.

I started Resident Evil 1, was getting used to the controls, came across the first zombie without saving, and died.

Then, I got to a part where i needed another item to replace the one I just took, and died to the trap.

On my 3rd attempt to get into it, I finally got the Mansion Key and Shotgun. I've saved a few times but that's mainly because I had an abundance of Ink Ribbons and am trying to play carefully based on how I've been wrecked so early on. I'm pretty much a noob right now.

Still want Jill in Smash.

 

[Deleted member]

okay, I still need 20 more characters.

Thanos Tractor
Thanos Soda
Thanos Machine Gun
Thanos Batmobile
Thanos Kirby
Thanos Dead Meme
Thanos' Ruined Crops
Thanos' Hopes And Dreams
Thanos' Political Opinions
Thanos' Left Butt Cheek
Thanos' Right Butt Cheek
Thanos' Left Canine Tooth
Thanos' Right Canine Tooth
Thanos' Will To Live
Thanos' Virginity
Thanos' Empty Wallet
Thanos' Dead Daughter
Thanos' Shattered Mental State
Thanos' Uber Pokemon Team
Thanos' Unused Noose
Thanos' Main In Smash Bros

There! 20 more characters!

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Thanos vs. Galeem. Who wins? The snap or the.... whatever that was..... the destruction wave?

Well, I would say that Thanos with all stones is about as strong as Shulk.

Shulk didn't manage to survive Galeem's initial attack, but he and the rest of the fighters were able to take out Galeem after being revived by Kirby.

I would give it to Thanos 6/10 depending on if he can evade Galeem's initial attack (which he likely could using the stones) and immediately beat him up.

 

[Will]

Thanos would lose, because snapping away Galeem would just bring Dharkon and not kill both.

thats dumb

he can make reality whatever he wants

he can make light

Keep in mind Galeem is...

Actually...

I think Galeem would win

give a reason ffs

 

[PeridotGX]

okay, that's all the slots we have. The roster's locked in.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

You honestly really believe they're gonna have us waiting this long especially given the schedule of the releases until February 2020? This only seems logical.

April: Second DLC Fighter (Releases June)
June: Third DLC Fighter (Releases August-September)
August-September: Fourth DLC Fighter (Releases December)
December: Fifth DLC Fighter (Releases February 2020)

I'm telling y'all we're getting two fighters at E3.

It's just going to happen.

 

[Deleted member]

Thanos Tractor
Thanos Soda
Thanos Machine Gun
Thanos Batmobile
Thanos Kirby
Thanos Dead Meme
Thanos' Ruined Crops
Thanos' Hopes And Dreams
Thanos' Political Opinions
Thanos' Left Butt Cheek
Thanos' Right Butt Cheek
Thanos' Left Canine Tooth
Thanos' Right Canine Tooth
Thanos' Will To Live
Thanos' Virginity
Thanos' Empty Wallet
Thanos' Dead Daughter
Thanos' Shattered Mental State
Thanos' Uber Pokemon Team
Thanos' Unused Noose
Thanos' Main In Smash Bros

There! 20 more characters!

Thanos Twenty One

 

[Deleted member]

You honestly really believe they're gonna have us waiting this long especially given the schedule of the releases until February 2020? This only seems logical.

April: Second DLC Fighter (Releases June)
June: Third DLC Fighter (Releases August-September)
August-September: Fourth DLC Fighter (Releases December)
December: Fifth DLC Fighter (Releases February 2020)

Patterns are made to be broken, they can also release characters simultaneously like the last time. And if there is any development issue, the characters can be delayed even if they don't want too. Plus, they could very well release the smash info after the Persona 5 The Royal full reveal.

 

[Wademan94]

okay, that's all the slots we have. The roster's locked in.

This is gonna be good.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Then again...

June: DLC Fighter 2 (Releases August)
August: DLC Fighter 3 (Releases October)
October: DLC Fighter 4 (Releases December)
December: DLC Fighter 5 (Releases February 2020)

God I hope not. I can't survive another two months of a drought nor can you guys probably...

 

[Will]

Shulk didn't manage to survive Galeem's initial attack, but he and the rest of the fighters were able to take out Galeem after being revived by Kirby.

Well that's unfair to give Shulk canon statistics because

1. You can make Jigglypuff, a a few-inches tall balloon of 98% literal air, up to par with strength of speed of literally anyone
2. You give Shulk god stats when he's still got that weak ass Monado I that could at best do some Wall - Small Building stuff
3. Galeem outpacing Sonic would already make him FTL, and Shulk just isn't that by that point in the game.

 

[SneakyLink]

thats dumb

he can make reality whatever he wants

he can make light


give a reason ffs

A reason?

It honestly depends on whether or not Galeem can do its attack before Thanos has all the stones.

If he doesn’t, Galeem wins

If he does, Thanos wins. Galeem can’t do the beams of light if others are deliberately stopping it.

Spoiler

Both lose to Kirby

 

[Will]

Patterns are made to be broken,

THEN WHY IS NOBODY WANTING GOKU THEN HUH??!??!?!?!

It honestly depends on whether or not Galeem can do its attack before Thanos has all the stones.

but he only needs like, 3.