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What are you most excited about for E3?

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ClaTheBae

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staindgrey said:
Real story about condoms incoming.

When I first moved out to Oregon, I transferred to Oregon State for a semester before figuring out it really wasn't for me. On my move-in day, my family helped me move in, and at the front desk was a jar full of condoms with a big "TAKE ONE!" sign along with a list of reasons why you should practice safe sex. In front of my RA, my dad made a public spectacle of how that's not okay and this is the downfall of society and blah blah.

Uh, long story short I actually hooked up with that RA and she remembered that and made fun of me every time it was necessary to use one.
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Hahaaaa
wait people actually use those????
 
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In all seriousness, I think comedy is genuinely the hardest genre to write in just because humor is so subjective. If something is intended to be a comedy but isn't getting laughs, it's gonna end up being painfully awkward instead. If you get it wrong, there's no saving it.
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As someome who just throws **** at the wall and waits for people to laugh, I feel this. Being funny is hard. Writing jokes is harder.
 
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staindgrey said:
Real story about condoms incoming.

When I first moved out to Oregon, I transferred to Oregon State for a semester before figuring out it really wasn't for me. On my move-in day, my family helped me move in, and at the front desk was a jar full of condoms with a big "TAKE ONE!" sign along with a list of reasons why you should practice safe sex. In front of my RA, my dad made a public spectacle of how that's not okay and this is the downfall of society and blah blah.

Uh, long story short I actually hooked up with that RA and she remembered that and made fun of me every time it was necessary to use one.
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haha loser wears condoms

just get stds like a real man
 
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Bolderousness said:
As someome who just throws **** at the wall and waits for people to laugh, I feel this. Being funny is hard. Writing jokes is harder.
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i've slowly but surely climbed the smashboards like ladder by ****posting reaction images and whatever comes to mind at any particular moment

comedy is weird
 
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staindgrey said:
Real story about condoms incoming.

When I first moved out to Oregon, I transferred to Oregon State for a semester before figuring out it really wasn't for me. On my move-in day, my family helped me move in, and at the front desk was a jar full of condoms with a big "TAKE ONE!" sign along with a list of reasons why you should practice safe sex. In front of my RA, my dad made a public spectacle of how that's not okay and this is the downfall of society and blah blah.

Uh, long story short I actually hooked up with that RA and she remembered that and made fun of me every time it was necessary to use one.
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Aww dang now I have the mental image of you putting on a condom seared into my memory now
 
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Brelooming Disaster said:
Aww dang now I have the mental image of you putting on a condom seared into my memory now
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I am very, very sorry.

In my defense I never said who was putting it on.
 
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Okay, why did I say "Edea getting drugged in a bikini" pique my interest?
Am I that foolish?
 
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Noipoi said:
Eh, my stories are pretty boring. I don't get to do much. Hoping that'll change soon!
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An important aspect of the storytelling is the delivery, a boring story can turn funny or a funny story can turn boring.
 
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Bolderousness said:
Real talk, I think SMT V might just be silently cancelled.
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Psshaw, don't worry, they've done this before.
The gap between SMT2 and SMT3 was a decade.
The gap between SMT3 and SMT4 was another decade.
I am legit prepared to wait until 2023 for this game.

Even with the bizarrely long gap between announcement -> actual game news it's nothing new.
For example, with SMT x FE, we went from
SMT x FE teaser.png

and after a grueling, silent, and mind-numblingly boring 2 years and 3 months later, we got...
 
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Idon said:
Psshaw, don't worry, they've done this before.
The gap between SMT2 and SMT3 was a decade.
The gap between SMT3 and SMT4 was another decade.
I am prepared to wait until 2023 for this game.


Even with the gap between announcement -> actual game news it's nothing new.
For example, with SMT x FE, we went from
View attachment 201159
and after a grueling, silent, and mind-numblingly boring 2 years and 3 months later, we got...
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How much did you freak out when SMT and Fire Emblem crossed over?
 
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Idon said:
Psshaw, don't worry, they've done this before.
The gap between SMT2 and SMT3 was a decade.
The gap between SMT3 and SMT4 was another decade.
I am legit prepared to wait until 2023 for this game.

Even with the bizarrely long gap between announcement -> actual game news it's nothing new.
For example, with SMT x FE, we went from
View attachment 201159
and after a grueling, silent, and mind-numblingly boring 2 years and 3 months later, we got...
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How do you guys survive?
 
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staindgrey said:
Real story about condoms incoming.

When I first moved out to Oregon, I transferred to Oregon State for a semester before figuring out it really wasn't for me. On my move-in day, my family helped me move in, and at the front desk was a jar full of condoms with a big "TAKE ONE!" sign along with a list of reasons why you should practice safe sex. In front of my RA, my dad made a public spectacle of how that's not okay and this is the downfall of society and blah blah.

Uh, long story short I actually hooked up with that RA and she remembered that and made fun of me every time it was necessary to use one.
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You know the worst part about this is.

You aren't wrong about the TAKE ONE! sign, that's normal Oregon.
 
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