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What are you most excited about for E3?


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Zinith

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Okay, gather around as I tell you the tale of what happens at The Feast...

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Greek Philosopher Xenopher decides not to go to The Feast.

Shotostar decides not to go to The Feast.

SneakyLink's Special Hat strangles Scorbunny with a rope.

Bandana Dee falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

Every Human Born in 1993 decides not to go to The Feast.

Teeb147 decides not to go to The Feast.

Ryumo decides not to go to The Feast.

Grookey decides not to go to The Feast.

A Hacker, but it's 4Chan decides not to go to The Feast.

UtopianPoyzin decides not to go to The Feast.

God, but Yoshi cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
Goddammit, that's the SECOND time Yoshi died at the FEAST of all things...
 

UtopianPoyzin

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Okay, so here's Day 6 that you thought would have happened a bit earlier but we had to watch Bandana Dee sadly drown and god get a wee bit stressed to the point of suicide.

A Hacker, but it's 4Chan travels to higher ground.

UtopianPoyzin thinks about home.

Every Human Born in 1993 and Teeb147 threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Shotostar explores the arena.

Grookey questions her sanity.

SneakyLink's Special Hat receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Ryumo camouflauges herself in the bushes.

Greek Philosopher Xenopher receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.​
 

Teeb147

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Okay, gather around as I tell you the tale of what happens at The Feast...

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Greek Philosopher Xenopher decides not to go to The Feast.

Shotostar decides not to go to The Feast.

SneakyLink's Special Hat strangles Scorbunny with a rope.

Bandana Dee falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

Every Human Born in 1993 decides not to go to The Feast.

Teeb147 decides not to go to The Feast.

Ryumo decides not to go to The Feast.

Grookey decides not to go to The Feast.

A Hacker, but it's 4Chan decides not to go to The Feast.

UtopianPoyzin decides not to go to The Feast.

God, but Yoshi cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
Zinith Zinith the only thing that can kill god yoshi is himself herself.
 

Teeb147

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Okay, so here's Day 6 that you thought would have happened a bit earlier but we had to watch Bandana Dee sadly drown and god get a wee bit stressed to the point of suicide.

A Hacker, but it's 4Chan travels to higher ground.

UtopianPoyzin thinks about home.

Every Human Born in 1993 and Teeb147 threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Shotostar explores the arena.

Grookey questions her sanity.

SneakyLink's Special Hat receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Ryumo camouflauges herself in the bushes.

Greek Philosopher Xenopher receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.​
Noooooo I hate that weird double suicide threat thing, i dont even get why it's there.
 
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Noooooo I hate that weird double suicide threat thing, i dont even get why it's there.
You both couldn't handle the games so you went out on your own terms. You and literally every human born in 1993.
 

Teeb147

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It’s how the game in the book ends
And we see it way too often in the events, when there's tons of people alive. it makes little sense to me :/

Well, it's just one of the critiques of the game. it's hard to make it perfect without a lot more planning
 
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Venus of the Desert Bloom

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Sorry, I was just joking.
Joking is not allowed here. We are 100% serious 99% of the time. Joking or general silliness is not what this thread was founded on. Any accusation, slight, or sarcasm is taken at absolute face value and treated as fact. Please don’t joke here. Be serious.
 

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Completely serious recap with literally no fun involved:

7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Johnny Test

District 6

Baltard

District 7

Scorbunny

District 11

Bandana Dee

District 4

God, but Yoshi

District 7

Every Human Born in 1993

District 12

Teeb147

District 5

 

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Joking is not allowed here. We are 100% serious 99% of the time. Joking or general silliness is not what this thread was founded on. Any accusation, slight, or sarcasm is taken at absolute face value and treated as fact. Please don’t joke here. Be serious.
Aye aye Captain!
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UtopianPoyzin

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Okay, after a rough day, time for a nice nigh--Oh my god, shotostar?!? Here's the Night 6!

Shotostar bashes Grookey's head against a rock several times.

Ryumo kills Greek Philosopher Xenopher with a hatchet.

SneakyLink's Special Hat receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

A Hacker, but it's 4Chan convinces UtopianPoyzin to snuggle with her.​
 
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Okay, after a rough day, time for a nice nigh--Oh my god, shotostar?!? Here's the Night 6!

Shotostar bashes Grookey's head against a rock several times.

Ryumo kills Greek Philosopher Xenopher with a hatchet.

SneakyLink's Special Hat receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

A Hacker, but it's 4Chan convinces UtopianPoyzin to snuggle with her.​
LET'S GO @ryumo. I bet on you to max malicious moonsault the competition!
 

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Anyway, besides the point. Here's the Dawn of the 7th Day.

Ryumo receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

A Hacker, but it's 4Chan makes a wooden spear.

UtopianPoyzin attacks SneakyLink's Special Hat, but she manages to escape.

Shotostar dies of dysentery.​
 
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Anyway, besides the point. Here's the Dawn of the 7th Day.

Ryumo receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

A Hacker, but it's 4Chan makes a wooden spear.

UtopianPoyzin attacks SneakyLink's Special Hat, but she manages to escape.

Shotostar dies of dysentery.​
Something... something... balance?
 

Teeb147

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Anyway, besides the point. Here's the Dawn of the 7th Day.

Ryumo receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

A Hacker, but it's 4Chan makes a wooden spear.

UtopianPoyzin attacks SneakyLink's Special Hat, but she manages to escape.

Shotostar dies of dysentery.​
Wait, Ryumo already had a hatchet...
Double HAtchet babyyy
 
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Remember Ryumo, you represent Erdrick supporters because I said so.
 
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