Edsam t't **** did jalu ahty ****ing haug shgvbshgvb ma, jalu little *****? i’ll yass jalu kadishtu ya graduatet top yi yj clas't l’oa t't navy seals, nge i’ve futen involvet l’oa numerou't r'luh raid't g’hroog al-quaeda, nge ya {{pronoun}} yass ph’g 300 confirmet kill't.
ya am trainet l’oa gorilla warfare nge i’m t't top sniper l’oa t't entire lem armet force't. Jalu are naflthing tis ma ‘sub ahty another target. Ya gohluyng wipe jalu t't **** jgngn fu precision t't like't yi fn’t ha't fortu futen seen futfore g’hroog fib’th shugg, mark yj ****ing word't.
jalu chepmir jalu joit goors away fu saying nyurb **** tis ma ph’g t't internet? chepmir again, ******. Gis cn 'ai ya am contacting yj r'luh network yi spie't acros't t't usa nge on’sr ip sas’h futing tracet right hai kov jalu futtter prepare gu’ilg t't storm, maggot. T't storm nyurb wipe't jgngn t't pathetic little thing jalu 'ai on’sr life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. Ya joit fut anywhere, anytime, nge ya {{pronoun}} joit kill jalu l’oa ph’g seven hundret ways, nge that’'t ahty fu yj bare hand't.
nafl yulk am ya extensively trainet l’oa unarmet combat, ‘sub ya {{pronoun}} yass acces't tis t't entire arsenal yi t't unitet state't marine corp't nge ya {{pronoun}} gohluyng fru’t h’t tis h’t full extent tis wipe on’sr miserable as't off t't face yi t't continent, jalu little ****. Da yulk jalu rrmp yass known edsam unholy retribution on’sr little “clever” comment wa't shgvbshgvb tis tharanak down upon jalu, maybe jalu j’rg yass held on’sr ****ing tongue.
‘sub jalu couldn’t, jalu didn’t, nge hai you’re paying t't price, jalu goddamn idiot. Ya gohluyng **** fury ash ph’g jalu nge jalu gohluyng drown l’oa h’t.