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[Deleted member]

if u like pineapple pizza then ur a cishet

the real cishet was inside of us all along

 

[Gentlepanda]

i had a cheeseburger pizza yesterday and that was something wild

 

[Pyra]

When @God Emperor Yoshi 's turn is over.

Mom said it’s my turn to be a celestial being

 

[MainJPW]

get over the leaks

Make me.

 

[Wademan94]

Ok, let's talk about something non-political here:
Pineapple pizza sucks. You can't change my mind.

I mean I’m not that big on it myself but I’m not gonna judge anyone who does, especially considering my 280 lb father (of which is 75% muscle) who’s a retired cop likes it.

 

[Pyra]

Eat whatever pizza y’all want idc

 

[ZephyrZ]

I mean I’m not that big on it myself but I’m not gonna judge anyone who does, especially considering my 280 lb father (of which is 75% muscle) who’s a retired cop likes it.

Well I like pineapple pizza and I'm going to judge you for not liking it.

You're either with us or against us. There is no room for reasonable people in this totally non-political debate.

 

[Deleted member]

the real cishet was inside of us all along

Well, that's gross, how do I get it out?

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

Bruh i’m on the second palace in Persona 5 and i’m basically addicted at this point and i’m just pissed that I didn’t have any time in the previous in-game week to be spent socializing with my in-game friends what the ****...please send help

 

[Deleted member]

Eat whatever pizza y’all want idc

this is the equivalent of agnosticism

 

[Gentlepanda]

Well, that's gross, how do I get it out?

how do you get anything out

surgical extraction

 

[Deleted member]

They're in the Thread Rules, not the Forum Rules.

Ya but we break the sexual orientation rule on a weekly basis.

 

[TheMightyP]

No Pineapple on Pizza gang rise up.

Also, there was a Splatfest on this, and No Pineapple won, so we're legally correct.

 

[Deleted member]

Ok, let's talk about something non-political here:
Pineapple pizza sucks. You can't change my mind.

That is the most policical thing you could possibly say.

 

[Opossum]

Okay but for real Hawaiian pizza is the best.

 

[Deleted member]

Ya but we break the sexual orientation rule on a weekly basis.

because all of us are gay

 

[Pyra]

this is the equivalent of agnosticism

Appropriate considering I am.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Prediction video for when rest of the DLC characters will be released.

 

[Deleted member]

because all of us are gay

I still think we need to follow SonicFox's example, I don't think we stress it enough

 

[ClaTheBae]

I still think we need to follow SonicFox's example, I don't think we stress it enough

Look I like dude but I will not become a furry or black no matter how hard I try

 

[ZephyrZ]

because all of us are gay

*Except those of us who eat pineapple pizza.

I thought we just finished establishing that pizza topping preferences are what determines your sexuality.

 

[Pyra]

the real cishet was inside of us all along

Idk who this C. I. Shet fellow is but my girlfriend is going to get reaaaaaal mad at him

 

[Deleted member]

I thought we just finished establishing that pizza topping preferences are what determines your sexuality.

I am pepperoni with cheese-filled crust.
What am I?

 

[ClaTheBae]

Idk who this C. I. Shet fellow is but my girlfriend is going to get reaaaaaal mad at him

G.I. Joe's bf

 

[Deleted member]

because all of us are gay

Yes! I agree! I can confirm!

Shirtless Ike, Shirtless Marth, Shirtless Chrom and Shirtless Richter would be hype.

 

[Deleted member]

*Except those of us who eat pineapple pizza.

I thought we just finished establishing that pizza topping preferences are what determines your sexuality.

Me: "Mom, dad... I... I'm gay"
Mom: "Oh my GOD!"
Dad: "How could you? How could you hate pineapple pizza?!"

 

[Deleted member]

Ok, let's talk about something non-political here:
Pineapple pizza sucks. You can't change my mind.

Pineapple Pizza is the worst topping I have ever tried on Pizza and I will never try it again.

Pineapple Pizza is definitely the worst Pizza Topping except for something like Anchovies which you could make an argument for it being the worst topping, but I do not care if others like them if they do that's okay, if they don't then hey they have something in common with me that's cool!

 

[Deleted member]

Me: "Mom, dad... I... I'm gay"
Mom: "Oh my GOD!"
Dad: "How could you? How could you hate pineapple pizza?!"

Pro-tip:If you’re coming out, say that you also don’t like pineapple pizza. They’ll be too distracted by the sheer atrocity in that that they’ll forget about you being gay.

 

[ClaTheBae]

when it comes to pizza






I can't afford it

 

[MainJPW]

Pineapple Pizza is the worst topping I have ever tried on Pizza and I will never try it again.

Pineapple Pizza is definitely the worst Pizza Topping except for something like Anchovies which you could make an argument for it being the worst topping, but I do not care if others like them if they do that's okay, if they don't then hey they have something in common with me that's cool!

I wanna try anchovies just for the experience. Tiny fish on a pizza slice sounds like a helluva ride.

 

[Roberk]

Ok, let's talk about something non-political here:
Pineapple pizza sucks. You can't change my mind.

I see a Homestuck character and I hate it. I don't know **** about Homestuck but it fills me with such unspeakable hatred.

I strongly disagree. Pineapple is a great pizza topping for various reasons:

1. Aesthetic: Because pineapple chunks are yellow, they fit perfectly into the standard Pizza color palette. They aren't a topping that would stand out and look gross simply because of its color like other niche toppings.
2. Unique: I can't even think of any other fruit that is a topping for pizza outside of homemade stuff. Plus, can you name any other pizza topping that is a 3-dimensional polar rectangle? I didn't think so.
3. Function: Nothing is more important than the taste of a topping and how it amplifies the pizza. There are few toppings that are as sweet and slightly tart as pineapple, giving it a special place amongst topping flavors. The juice from the pineapple is also very important because the acidic properties and moisture from the juice wash and rinse your mouth as you eat the pizza, making every bite just as fresh as the first.

 

[Deleted member]

I wanna try anchovies just for the experience. Tiny fish on a pizza slice sounds like a helluva ride.

Trust me it's not good it kinda made me want to throw up it was that bad. No way am I gonna try that again.

 

[ZephyrZ]

I am pepperoni with cheese-filled crust.
What am I?

This totally real book I have on this topic says that preferring cheese-filled crusts indicates that you a furry.

I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.

 

[Deleted member]

I still think we need to follow SonicFox's example, I don't think we stress it enough

I agree.

embrace w e i r d

— SonicFox (@SonicFox) February 25, 2019

I am pretty weird myself, so I embrace this tweet.

 

[Wademan94]

Well I like pineapple pizza and I'm going to judge you for not liking it.

You're either with us or against us. There is no room for reasonable people in this totally non-political debate.

Can’t we agree to unite against those who do **** like this to pizzas?

Spoiler: OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!

 

[Deleted member]

Though the best Pizza toppings are as follows

1) Extra Cheese
2) Pepperoni
3) Stuffed Crust

mix them together you make the best kind of Pizza..... Diabetes.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Working on a thingy.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Okay but for real Hawaiian pizza is the best.

I love you

 

[ZephyrZ]

Can’t we agree to unite again those who do **** like this to pizzas?

Spoiler: OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!

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Is...is that peanut butter?

 

[Just a penguin]

Is...is that peanut butter?

No, it's mud. Obviously.