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[Shroob]

Any currently-airing anime you are keeping up with? Kaguya-sama, anyone?



I have not.

No but all my friends are.


Something about someone with an IQ of 3 being best girl or something.

 

[NineS]

Around 800 pages so far without anyone saying Cory in the House is the best anime.

Shoot.
Make that 0 Pages now.

 

[Zinith]

Honestly I'm more of a manga reader...

 

[Shroob]

Around 800 pages so far without anyone saying Cory in the House is the best anime.

Shoot.
Make that 0 Pages now.

IT'S A PARTY EVERY WEEK

 

[BZL8]

No but all my friends are.


Something about someone with an IQ of 3 being best girl or something.

Chika IS best girl.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

New Smash-related Awkward Zombie comic. http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=021119

Ah...these comics are still nostalgic as hell...and still great to read

Guess who's not going to be able to sleep again. Everyone!

Nightmare

I got to 9.8 with Incineorar before the Hands. I died a few times.

When I beat them the score didn't even move up.

My disappointment is immeasurable.

Gotta start the Classic Mode with a ticket at 5.0 difficulty, get good scores every game before the final boss, and use another ticket if death occurs to get that 9.9

 

[NineS]

Zinith
Please explain.

There exists one piece of in-game evidence in favor of the widespread Internet joke that Yoshi does not pay his taxes: in Fortune Street, Yoshi is the only one out of 26 characters that requests to be exempt from paying taxes when the player builds a new tax office. pic.twitter.com/VmaPeNlQhf

— Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) January 15, 2019

I thought Yoshi was innocent and Isabelle framed him...
Was I wrong...?

 

[SnakeFighter64]

New Smash-related Awkward Zombie comic. http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=021119

I never understood why people thought Ridley was a Dragon. He always looked more like a Pterodactyl to me.

 

[NineS]

I never understood why people thought Ridley was a Dragon. He always looked more like a Pterodactyl to me.

It's the fact he breathes fire, has a long tail, and arms separated from his wings.
Meanwhile, Pterodactyl's "arms" are its wings, they had short tails, and short legs.

 

[Noipoi]

I never understood why people thought Ridley was a Dragon. He always looked more like a Pterodactyl to me.

He's a large evil fire breathing winged reptile with a spiked tail. That's basic dragon.

 

[Noipoi]

I never understood why people thought Ridley was a Dragon. He always looked more like a Pterodactyl to me.

He's a large evil fire breathing winged reptile with a spiked tail. That's basic dragon.

 

[Shroob]

He's a large evil fire breathing winged reptile with a spiked tail. That's basic dragon.

Can you teach me Intermediate and Advanced Dragon?

 

[osby]

I never understood why people thought Ridley was a Dragon. He always looked more like a Pterodactyl to me.

Pterodactyls generally don't have spiky tails or wings independent from their frontal limbs.

So, he's like a dragon: Inspired by real animals but actually a Spicy Curry added amalgamation of them.

 

[Zinith]

Zinith
Please explain.

There exists one piece of in-game evidence in favor of the widespread Internet joke that Yoshi does not pay his taxes: in Fortune Street, Yoshi is the only one out of 26 characters that requests to be exempt from paying taxes when the player builds a new tax office. pic.twitter.com/VmaPeNlQhf

— Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) January 15, 2019

I thought Yoshi was innocent and Isabelle framed him...
Was I wrong...?

How is what Yoshi doing there any different from everyone else looking for exemptions and deductions? It's completely legal

 

[SnakeFighter64]

It's the fact he breathes fire, has a long tail, and arms separated from his wings.
Meanwhile, Pterodactyl's "arms" are its wings, they had short tails, and short legs.

I think it was the head crest that did it for me. That and the fact that he’s really skinny. As opposed to Dragons whichbare typically beefyer.

 

[Zinith]

Can you teach me Intermediate and Advanced Dragon?

Advanced Dragon is eating shells to do dragon things

 

[Shroob]

Advanced Dragon is eating shells to do dragon things

So what you're telling me is I should give my dragon guns.


Got it.

Spoiler

 

[Michael the Spikester]

I never understood why people thought Ridley was a Dragon. He always looked more like a Pterodactyl to me.

He's referred to as a dragon and his species is called a Space Dragon. He only has a face that looks like a pterosaur because that's how his species evolved to look.

If anything though as a whole. He's an alien life-form.

 

[osby]

Bottom line: We should stop classifying alien life forms using an Earth-centric point of view. In this essay, I will

 

[Shroob]

Bottom line: We should stop classifying alien life forms using an Earth-centric point of view. In this essay, I will

Ya think Cthulhu gets offended when people say his face looks like an octopus/squid?

 

[Zinith]

Bottom line: We should stop classifying alien life forms using an Earth-centric point of view. In this essay, I will

For "Space Dragon" I don't have to...

 

[Noipoi]

Can you teach me Intermediate and Advanced Dragon?

Oh sure, I can teach ya.

The most important rule when it comes to dragon is that Toothless is the Alpha.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Bottom line: We should stop classifying alien life forms using an Earth-centric point of view. In this essay, I will

Exactly. Since Ridley didn't originate from earth he should be referred to and is an alien that evolved to resemble a dragon or pterosaur.

 

[osby]

Ya think Cthulhu gets offended when people say his face looks like an octopus/squid?

I don't think Cthulhu cares about what humans say in the first place. Now, Nyarlathotep, on the other hand...

 

[Shroob]

Mom, it's what's for dinner.

 

[Noipoi]

Cthulu doesn't give a **** what we think.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Speaking of Ridley. Is it actually wrong I ship him with and alsoadoptive father?

Weirdest family ever. A cosmic woman, an intergalactic genocidal alien and an psychic timid kid. How more weird can ya get.

 

[NineS]

He's referred to as a dragon and his species is called a Space Dragon. He only has a face that looks like a pterosaur.

If anything though as a whole. He's an alien life-form.

Pretty much.
If you want to get technical, Ridley isn't a dragon or a pterosaur.
In reality, he's merely an alien creature that resembles those two. As Other M has shown however, assuming Roidley's life cycle is the same as Ridley's is, Ridley is a far more complicated beast and would be difficult to classify scientifically.
Starting off as a small, hairy creature with mamallian-like ears, with it's only two limbs being it's bird-like legs and possessing high intelligence, moving onto a four legged massive monster with some hairs on it's back, built more to kill than it's previous stage and even more intelligent than before, and finally a six-limbed (seven if you count the tail, though I believe that's more of an appendage) monstrosity seeming to possess human intelligence, having grown wings, lost all hair, and essentially made another drastic change.

It becomes more complicated when you remember the way he shifts through these stages of life is through essentially tearing out of his old body like it was some giant cocoon.

Speaking of Ridley. Is it actually wrong I ship him with and alsoadoptive father?

Weirdest family ever. A cosmic woman, an intergalactic genocidal alien and an psychic timid kid. How more weird can ya get.

I somehow feel Ridley would attempt to eat Rosalina and proceed to kill off Lucas in a sadistic manner.

 

[osby]

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Mom, it's what's for dinner.

The real reason Ridley couldn't get into Smash was "your mom" jokes. Now that we have Bayonetta, it's okay.

 

[Shroob]

Speaking of Ridley. Is it actually wrong I ship him with and alsoadoptive father?

Weirdest family ever. A cosmic woman, an intergalactic genocidal alien and an psychic timid kid. How more weird can ya get.

*Jazz music REALLY stops*

 

[Zinith]

Oh sure, I can teach ya.

The most important rule when it comes to dragon is that Toothless is the Alpha.

Yes, Toothless is a precious boi...

But you should know otherwise...

 

[Michael the Spikester]

*Jazz music REALLY stops*

I know probably the biggest crack shipping there out there.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

What if a Xenomorph was born from Ridley?

 

[Michael the Spikester]

I somehow feel Ridley would attempt to eat Rosalina and proceed to kill off Lucas in a sadistic manner.

Realistically yes but in the world of Smash and Smash headcanons though.

I'm weird I know.

 

[PsySmasher]

BZL8

Well since it hasn't been done yet *cough* Noipoi *cough*...

HI THERE. WELCOME TO SMASHBOARDS!

I'm Psy the Art Posting guy! And one of the Xeno guys... and FE guys... and the Granblue guys (even though there's only like... 3), but mostly the Art Posting guy.

Here we talk about everything related and not related to Smash Bros. (mostly not related).

Hope you enjoy your stay buddy!

 

[Wademan94]

*Jazz music REALLY stops*

The record just shatters into a million pieces.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

What if a Xenomorph was born from Ridley?

Ridley's appearance was actually based off the xenomorph which makes sense given Alien was the inspiration of Metroid along with Ridley being named after Ridley Scott.

 

[Zinith]

Why are we still flabbergasted by ships these days?

 

[KMDP]

I understand. If anything its just uncomfortable because a lot of people thought we were better than that in the 80s. For a while anyway. But turns out we weren’t. It makes me wonder how bad we’re gonna look right now in another 40 years. That I could actually be racist or sexist without knowing it and without even trying.

Don't concern yourself with what people will think of us 40+ years from now, it's worrying over nothing and can only lead to needless Anxiety.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Ridley's appearance was actually based off the xenomorph which makes sense given Alien was the inspiration of Metroid along with Ridley being named after Ridley Scott.

So.... it would be a Xenomorph with wings?

What if Ridley reproduced like a Xenomorph did?