- U.F.B. Crew Thread - IT'S ALIVE IT'S ALIVE!!!!! "ROLL 'EM UP" DEC. 21

[Squall of fame]

Thats crazy when i was a serious DBZ fan i always wanted that shirt.lol

 

[thelegendkiller]

TERRENCE GAME FACE

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

 

[Xzax Kasrani]

how us not humans do it.....

 

[KayLo!]

Steph, you can't embed videos.....

Only people like me can. BECAUSE I'M A MODERATOR.

 

[Xzax Kasrani]

Steph, you can't embed videos.....

Only people like me can. BECAUSE I'M A MODERATOR.

And this is going to be your and tusms relationship soon....

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

D*mn, Xzax, that's cold, but funny as sh*t, I'll give you that.

 

[KT Kasrani]

kendall yea u seen it but it wsnt that dif. bike fail was funny. u gotta get em tusm.

and i can see tusm and kLO doin that

everything else was meh

EDIT: hold the hell up. lmao xzax ur **** 2pro. i didnt see the bike next to the guy. lol

 

[Squall of fame]

And this is going to be your and tusms relationship soon....

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Wow dude traded her for a bike LMAO!

 

[Roxas215]

And this is going to be your and tusms relationship soon....

Lmfao at TUSM leaving Kendall for a bike. That **** just better have all 5 gears.

 

[KT Kasrani]

That Aint A Mongoose

 

[Xzax Kasrani]

Lmfao at TUSM leaving Kendall for a bike. That **** just better have all 5 gears.

 

[Roxas215]

O god will someone teach xzax not to steal other people lines. Xzax always ****s up the little momentum he gets.

 

[KT Kasrani]

u had it xzax. and u threw it all away at ur fail attempt at evan.

 

[Xzax Kasrani]

No I did that cuz you took my joke and ruined it.

Maybe if I did this to you.....

You'd do something too wouldn't you?

 

[Roxas215]

I dont get it.

 

[KayLo!]

And this is going to be your and tusms relationship soon....

LOL. That was ****in hilarious.

The rest of your jokes...... not so much.

 

[Xzax Kasrani]

Maybe all that food is getting to your head or something cuz when i seen that pic i died laughing

 

[KT Kasrani]

lol im only laughing because im wondering wtf were u laughing at xzax? that the store is closed or the ronal mcdonald sign?

u know wat *** it. it was a fail joke

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

You shouldn't be laughing at your own jokes, especially if they aren't funny.

 

[Roxas215]

You shouldn't be laughing at your own jokes, especially if they aren't funny.

I cosign this powerful statement!

 

[Xzax Kasrani]

Evan is big as ****, and when a mcdonalds closes its a sad day thats like me taking away your favorite hang out spot and getting rid of it, wouldn't you get mad. sike naw ev <3 u

 

[Roxas215]

Evan is big as ****, and when a mcdonalds closes its a sad day thats like me taking away your favorite hang out spot and getting rid of it, wouldn't you get mad. sike naw ev <3 u

Yea but i thought the joke was that i like Wendy's. And when u have to explain your joke to get people to understand it and its still not funny then..... Yea im going to need you to try again.

 

[Xzax Kasrani]

Yea but i thought the joke was that i like Wendy's. And when u have to explain your joke to get people to understand it and its still not funny then..... Yea im going to need you to try again.

How bout you ev....

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

Xzax, we tried to let you slide, but you leave us no choice.

 

[Xzax Kasrani]

Xzax, we tried to let you slide, but you leave us no choice.

NOOOOOO TUSM DONT HURT ME!

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

I'll let you slide this time, next time you better pay up.

 

[Xzax Kasrani]

Ok tusm that was pretty good

but what happens when you are in this situation....

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

One word:

 

[slikvik]

Xzax, we tried to let you slide, but you leave us no choice.

 

[Xzax Kasrani]

One word:

SEPTA isn't one word its actually 5 words

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

"Bus" is one word, right?

GG's. kthxbai.

 

[KayLo!]

Girls, girls, break it up.

 

[Squall of fame]

Spladooken!!! Night Yaw. Callinng In Early Just Too Dam Tired!

 

[Roxas215]

Lol yea im sleepy too. Im warning matt again though if i come on here tonight(Cause yall know i wake up at like 4-5 am.) And i see something i swear im going in!!!!(No homo this time lol)

 

[KT Kasrani]

ok i seriously need a new controller now. mines is officially broke.

somebody help a brother out

 

[Ebo!]

i found a fairly decent one at my house if you want iy

 

[Squall of fame]

"Nobody's gonna say anything... *sigh* Alriight GENITAL WARTS!!

 

[KT Kasrani]

i found a fairly decent one at my house if you want iy

yea ebo let me get it

 

[mib004]

There once lived a kid named EVAN Weaver.

EVAN was a smart young man graduating from washington high going on to attend Devry University. His mom, brother, and cousin were so proud of him.

But then things change, due to financial aid problems EVAN was forced to leave his apartment , resulting in him to move in with his dad. His dad was couldnt have been happier.

things started out great, EVAN as his dad would go to wendy's twice every hour of the day. They attended wendy's so much that one day The owner of the wendy's organization "Dave Thomas" came to wendy's and offered to make and serve them their food.

Things were perfect until one day when EVAN'S dad was lying on the floor, and one day EVAN came in the house from getting a frosty float accidently he stepped on his dad's foot using his sharp a$$ toes, resulting in evan dad screaming so loud he lost his voice.


Evan Toes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EVANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Wy THE FU(K DID YOU STEP ON ME

After the scream EVAN dad lost all his hair, his voice, and for some odd reason didnt want to wear any shirts. This resulting in EVAN becoming "EMO"

Evan eventually got his financial situation straight and got back into a apartment. He got the money by attending a hamburger eating contest. The mothafu(ker ate so many d@mn burgers the anouncers of the contest thought the last burger was eating him.

After losing the weight by becoming the leader of the "Food TRAIN"

EV became cooler than the other side of the pillow.................... Wearing nothing but striped shirts.

The End.