- U.F.B. Crew Thread - IT'S ALIVE IT'S ALIVE!!!!! "ROLL 'EM UP" DEC. 21

[The Phazon Assassin]

Vex, I have never even heard of you playing DK.

 

[KayLo!]

After seeing how far away you live, Vex..... no offense, but I'd be charging you some serious gas money.

You live far as hell. I thought Ebo was just *****ing, but you really live a long ways away. @.@

 

[blakinola]

who's tryin to play tonight

I quit wow and miss some north philly peeps

 

[mib004]

ill play tomorrow.. night.. maybe "if i come home" cause i need some hardcore practice..

 

[Squall of fame]

LOOK I WANT TAT SINGLES KENDALL AND I WANT IN DAMMIT I'M ****ING GOING!!! I WANT ALL SERIOUS MATCHES THURSday.

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

It's funny, I went from having one day of work this week to six days. WTF?!?!

If we're playing tomorrow, I'll see you after 7.

I think we should hold an auction for that singles entry.

 

[KT Kasrani]

so now u decide u want to go 3 days to tourny. i think ur 2 late

 

[Vex Kasrani]

vex no one needs ur practice ur not that good ur good with mk of course cuz its mk u cant beat squall without mk i give u bowser and gannon but u dont even play with ur best character gnw u counter pick

I haven't used GnW in the longest time. Stop bashing me please, and lol! When I went to Ktar I went Pit and Bowser and didn't use anybody else, meaning I had disadvantages to Falco, Marth, and MK, and I played those matchups and won most of them so lol. Also mr Jigsaw, I recall beating you in friendlies with Ganondorf, they may have just been friendlies, but it seems like you guys take them seriousily so lol.

I really don't know why you like trolling me but I do get a good laugh out of it lol.

Kaylo, if he wants to charge me alittle more he can, I realize he lives far from me, but hes only ever asked for 5 lol.

TUSM, I can play DK very decently, decently enough to give Ebo matchup experience.

 

[Turbo Ether]

Vex, how come you don't play good characters, sir? I bet you could **** with Diddy Kong, for example.

 

[KT Kasrani]

we all know vex sucks and he jus counterpicks. but if winning means that much to you then meh. no need to bash him for it.

on another note, ima need u to take that avatar down vex. idk wat the *** it is but i dont lik it

 

[KayLo!]

OMG, I'm dying (not in a good way)..... TMI time:

My dog's had diarrhea all day, and it smells like runny dog **** in my house.

I'm going out to eat tonight. x.x

 

[KT Kasrani]

new avi time

 

[Vex Kasrani]

we all know vex sucks and he jus counterpicks. but if winning means that much to you then meh. no need to bash him for it.

on another note, ima need u to take that avatar down vex. idk wat the *** it is but i dont lik it

Please tell me how I just counterpick. And please don't bring up crews or friendlies, cause those are just for fun, in MM's and tournament more often then not I'M at a disadvantage. My avatar is a sexy vaporeon.

 

[KayLo!]

Good god, Vex, stop getting trolled. ;;

 

[Vex Kasrani]

Good god, Vex, stop getting trolled. ;;

Naw, I lovez it. And remember, I'M not allowed to be cocky!

 

[KT Kasrani]

LOL but its so easy to troll vex.

official Kingtoon troll face. lol thats how i prolli look when i be playing brawl


EDIT:

* Over 22 million individuals have a substance dependence or abuse problem in the US. (SAMHSA (Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration) 2006

* Nearly 14 million Americans meet diagnostic criteria for alcohol use disorders. (Alcohol Health & Research World)

* More than 100,000 U.S. deaths are caused by excessive alcohol consumption each year. Direct and indirect causes of death include drunk driving, cirrhosis of the liver, falls, cancer, and stroke. (Substance Abuse: The Nation's Number One Health Problem, Feb. 2001)

* There were over 17,000 alcohol related car deaths in US in 2005. (http://www.niaaa.nih.gov)

* Traffic crashes are the greatest single cause of death for persons aged 6-33. About 45% of these fatalities are in alcohol-related crashes. (National Highway Traffic Safety Administration)

* Alcohol kills 6½ times more youth than all other illicit drugs combined. (Mothers Against Drunk Driving)

* 61% of adults drink alcohol in the US. (http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/alcohol.htm)

Annual Causes of Death in the United States
Tobacco 435,000
Poor Diet and Physical Inactivity 365,000
Alcohol 85,000
Microbial Agents 75,000
Toxic Agents 55,000
Motor Vehicle Crashes 26,347
Adverse Reactions to Prescription Drugs 32,000
Suicide 30,622
Incidents Involving Firearms 29,000
Homicide 20,308
Sexual Behaviors 20,000
All Illicit Drug Use, Direct and Indirect 17,000
Non-Steroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drugs Such As Aspirin 7,600
Marijuana 0

hmmm. the more you know. and knowing is half the battle

 

[KayLo!]

thats how i prolli look when i be playing brawl

Rofl, so true.

Btw, what happened to Evan??? He either:

a) died

b) lost internet

or c) the patch for BBS came out, and he's spammin.

I can't even call to make sure he's still alive, although I could be not lazy and call Kage......

EDIT: @Kenny: So you'll still be alive...... just 100000000000x dumber than the average person because you killed off all your brain cells. Cool!

 

[Ebo!]

theres only to people in my car does anyone in matts car want to go with me?

 

[KayLo!]

Who're the two people in your car?

Kenny and Xzax? What happened to Vex?

 

[KT Kasrani]

o yea. vex said he gettin a ride wit gotm cause he goin on melee day. dotcom aint goin no more. so it wuld jus be ebo, me, n xzax.

 

[Ebo!]

yea and vex is going up for melee and dotcom isnt going.

 

[KT Kasrani]

yea and vex is going up for melee and dotcom isnt going.

nope uve been ninja'd already. jus accept it

 

[KayLo!]

Well, we're all meeting at Evan's, right? We can just figure it out then.

 

[KT Kasrani]

how can i make this smal enuf to be seen as my sig

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

LOL but its so easy to troll vex.

official Kingtoon troll face. lol thats how i prolli look when i be playing brawl

I picked the worst time to look at that pic. I looked at it just before a customer asked me a question, and I got a very odd look due to my sudden laughter.

@Vex: Three things. 1. I'm still gonna call <_<'s on your DK claim. 2. We're allowed to be cocky because we're in the crew. Anyone else who acts the same way gets punished. That's how I see it anyway. 3. If you're gonna be a troll magnet, intentional or otherwise, I'm gonna need you to exit the thread. The door is over there.

Yes, I'm only joking.

@Kendall: <__________< Spoiler tags are your friend.

 

[blakinola]

leave the DK playing to africa kthx bye

 

[KayLo!]

Yeah AK, you tell 'em.

Btw, I finally understand how **** Pika's uair is, so I'mma need a rematch sometime soon.

 

[Vex Kasrani]

I'm going with Eggm, not GOTM.

@Vex: Three things. 1. I'm still gonna call <_<'s on your DK claim.

MM my DK with your DDD, no small stepping or infinites, I would love to see you beat me.

 

[Vex Kasrani]

130 is the max sig height iirc, so resized itll look like this. looooool

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

How much we talking here, 5, 10 bucks? Anything "less than three," no pun intended, isn't worth it. It's not like I don't know the matchup, I've played Ac, AK, plus a few lolwifi players who MAIN DK.

 

[Vex Kasrani]

How much we talking here, 5, 10 bucks? Anything "less than three," no pun intended, isn't worth it. It's not like I don't know the matchup, I've played Ac, AK, plus a few lolwifi players who MAIN DK.

We can do $5.

For the record, I said I'd give Ebo matchup experience, I wasn't saying my DK was amazing, but that it's decent and can help him learn the matchup. But whatever.

 

[KayLo!]

You also said:

I would love to see you beat me.

No belated johns.

Just fanning the flames. <3

 

[KT Kasrani]

130 is the max sig height iirc, so resized itll look like this. looooool

smashboards is so gay

 

[KayLo!]

Lol. Lemme see if I can make it work.

 

[Vex Kasrani]

No belated johns.

Just fanning the flames. <3

Your acting like that means I'm saying my DK is amazing, pretty sure a decent DK can beat TUSM considering the matchup is fairly even with infinites banned.

Anywayz I'm done, I only said I'd give Ebo matchup practice and you guys just started lol, whatever.

I think I'm done posting in this thread til after pound, cause if this keeps up you'll all start to hate me because I will be cocky and you guys love to cry about it regardless thats how most of you act.

 

[KayLo!]

Vex, we're just messing with you. -_- It's really not that serious.

Here, Kenny:

That's the best you're gonna get without cutting too much out of the picture.

 

[Ebo!]

i appreciate it, if you could get somewhere close tomarrow that would be great if not i'm gonna need 10

 

[Vex Kasrani]

i appreciate it, if you could get somewhere close tomarrow that would be great if not i'm gonna need 10

Talking to me right? Yea, come pick me up by my house, I'll give you 10.

 

[KT Kasrani]

ok i got the sig now thanks for doing that.

im jus writing now so i can see it so dont mind this

do u see the brown sleeves. flukn epic

 

[Ebo!]

someone wifi me i havent played in so long