Tricky Questions

[A1lion835]

In this thread, you post a question that, depending on the response, may embarrass the responder.

Example:

poster#1:"Have you seen the new show 'gay man says no'?"

poster#2:"No."

Something like that. If they fall for it, the next poster who knows should tell them why it's funny.

Have you seen the new show, "gay man says no?"

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Never heard of it, and I don't know what it is.

If you have a girlfriend/boyfriend, what would you do if s/he ask you for sex?

 

[shadowtroop]

Not sure.

there are 3 apples, you take 2, how many do you have now?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

2.

How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

2

How many months of the year have 29 days in them?

 

[Charizard92]

All except February, except on leap years, then all of them.

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Oh, and for the past 4 posts, all of you have failed to live up to the explain why it's funny rule. Who'd like to start.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

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EDIT: I'm not an idiot. I will not say...
What

Spoiler

Goshdarnit

is the acronym for the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front"?

 

[Charizard92]

HEY! Besides, WTF are you trying to catch me with?

 

[A1lion835]

How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

2

It was Noah, not Moses...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

^That's what I was going for. That was on a brain teaser in one of my classes and practically nobody got it.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

No questions, no answers.

What does circumstance mean?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

A particular situation or series of events.

Did I get that from a dictionary?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You've learn it, yes.

What does 'We the people' represents for the United States?

 

[A1lion835]

The beginning of the constitution?

Are you thinking straight?

 

[Darkslash]

Yes.

IF some one said do you want fried Baka what would you do?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I would say, "Medium well".

What weighs less:
100 lbs. of bricks
or
100 lbs. of feathers?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

They weigh the same.

Can you count to infinity?

 

[Kazz@]

It is impossible, because you can never reach infinity, because it will take forever to get there, and so on.

Define time.

 

[Jonkku]

A thing that causes paradoxes when something/someone travels through it.

What do you do when you don't?

Spoiler

I made up this question just now, I'm suprised if the next poster gets it right

 

[MarthBeast]

nothing you are just there

what is the sound of one hand clapping?

 

[Jonkku]

The same as the sound of snapping your fingers..

Is the glass half empty of half full..?

Spoiler

note: "both" is not an accepted answer

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Half full.
(Yay for being positive!)

If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
(I'm surprised that no one's asked this yet)

 

[MarthBeast]

yes just because no one is there doesn't mean it doesn't make a sound

who is the best band ever?

 

[A1lion835]

Red Hot Chili Peppers.

This is gonna be the longest question so far.

Two people are flying in a plane at 10,000ft over the atlantic ocean. The first one bets the second one that if he drops a 6-pound steel ball 2 seconds after the second person drops a 5-pound sack of feathers, the steel ball will hit the ground first. Is that true?