Things that make me :mad:

[Johnknight1]

1. When a friend of mine shows me a picture of some hot girl & tells me it's their ex-friend! [ergh!]
2. Getting chased by fat white man with guns in the middle of the night because your friend tried to cherry pick his house. 8th grade, 2004. True story.
3. People who go against logic & logical rules.
4. Public School Mens' Bathrooms: Once you see s*** & *** on the ceiling, you've seen it all; don't imagine how it got there. EVER!
5. People who smell bad. Seriously, take a shower, comb your hair, & put on some f***ing deoderant.
6. The thought that we all waste giving people who are so "deprived" & "desperate" for attention here [ie: someone crying on a thread because they're grounded like it's the end of the world, the entire celebrity culture, our entire culture] when their are people who actually need that attention. It makes me feel really...convicted.
7. People who try to physically hurt you as a "joke." (I've dropped people for doing this)
8. Prideful people who think the world revolves around them (if murder was legal...)
9. People who talk about woman as animals or objects.
10. People who make jokes of sexually abused people.
11. Our cultures' entire "pity the clearly guilty criminal" mentality & that "it isn't their fault." Where is the pity for the victim?
12. The fact my mother has a facebook & I'm getting messages from like my 3rd cousins I met once when I was 3 (& they expect me to KNOW THEM!).
13. When your best friend is "in love" [in her words] with one of your good friends, but makes it more then obvious she clearly has feelings for you, & you don't want any of that relationship invovlement with her.
14. Furries.
15. Gay Furries.
16. "Hardcore gamer" mentality & the fact that "Hardcore gamer" mentality is closer to casual than "casual gaming" is. Seriously, just because you're playing a WWII FPS & some old guy is playing Wii Sports doesn't make you "better." Hell, you're probably just playing copy-cat characters of people like him who actually FOUGHT in said war!
17. Being woken up by the sounds of cows "doing it."
18. Being woken up by the smell of a [dead] skunk.
19. Almost all of the human population.
20. The fact that most girls don't understand what "let's just be friends" means.
21. Fannypacks. They give you an extra 15 inches on your a** ontop of your 25 inches fat a**!
22. Thieves.
23. The fact that all mothers/former mothers assume any show that makes sexual jokes is completely innappropriate for anyone, despite the fact that their favorite shows [Soap Operas, Sex & the City, Desperate Housewives, all the s*** on TV these days] are all about sex. Maybe they're just made cuz those shows make fun of the shows they watch, lol!
24. The fact that I make my best AND WORST posts/quotes/wordings when I'm tired or at night.
25. Parents of a friend or girlfriend who make you feel awkard.
26. The sad fact that I have the worst "FML's" in the entire world.
27. Girls who automatically assume everything is long-term, or results in marriage. Seriously-I had about 8 female friends who were engaged by the end of my Junior Yeaar in High School-& I only met one of their fiancees. One of was on their 3rd fiancee. Good luck with some guy who obviously doesn't care about you enough to go to college & make money for you to be financially secure...
29. Sugar Substitutes. All they do is make you even fatter, give you cancer, & don't give you the brain stimulants that sugar gives you.
30. The fact I'm so anti-gossip & Hollywood yet I'll probably live there almost all my life since I'm a film major & I inspire to be a film writer/director/producer.
31. Almost every alternative band since RATM, Nirvana, SOAD, & Foo Fighters got big. Seriously, most of them just sound like a lead singer with a bunch of noises behind them [kinda like rap].
32. "Boy bands" that couldn't sell an album that didn't have their faces on it.
33. All the sex selling musicians who sell stuff by having overtly sexual girls in their music videos, virtually naked woman on their album covers, & songs about sex. Madonna, Britney Spears, sadly all rap thesedays, etc.
33. Anything that people use to prove that they're "hardcore" All just to make up for the fact daddy doesn't want them...
34. People who think Twilight is genius filmmaking. Seriously, go watch Slumdog Millionaire or Gran Torino you film-deprived children.
35. Essentially any female craze minus a few [actually good] fashion crazes.
36. Anyone who tries to punch someone else in the crotch. Seriously, these 3 guys I knew in middle school did that, & they're all homosexual. One of them tried to start a fight with me by spitting to their side to "taunt me" on my 2nd last day of 8th grade. True story.
37. Both the American Political Parties.
38. People who think Madden is hardcore, yet Mario is casual. Yeah...it's the other way around.
39. Energy Drinks. They taste nasty, & everyone I know who drinks them is moody as heck.
40. The fact smoking is legal in my college campus parking lot. I want to f***ing breathe. Also, aren't cars explosive? Logic=fail.
41. People who hate the Cosby Show [seriously, it's amazing].
42. When everyone in my family eats all the Fruity Pebbles before I can have some.
43. People who don't fight for their friends.
44. When people mispell words terribly or use 1337 language or have absolutely incomprehensible grammar.
45. The mainstream media.
46. The fact that our country is controlled by the 11 people that run the media.
47. That the US government [or any Western government, really] can't even run anything on the most basic level of anything.
48. The fact that the Governor of California, Arnold S***sanaggar isn't afraid to raise taxes on college students, yet says it's "morally wrong" to raise taxes on cigarettes or alcohol. WTF? The fact I've seen sooooo many people need so much help with community college fundings pisses me off like no other.

49. All forms of prejudice & racial stereotypes.
50. People who give into stupidity.
51. Almost getting kissed by a dude my Senior year at Homecoming by some random guy (when I went with a girl) just because I was jokefully dancing with my friends of both sexes in a circle.
52. The fact I just proved my point #26 [I have the worst FML's] right with #51 [almost getting man kissed].
53. The fact my pop-up blocker isn't work.
54. People who don't wash their hands.
55. That most TV channels are essentially worthless.
56. The fact that you have to pay for HBO, & I don't wanna pay for it despite the fact it's awesome.
57. Pay Per View events. Seriously, I'll watch it live with commercials ANYTIME, but I'm not forking out $50.
58. Rude people.
59. Bratty children.
60. Child who throw tempter tantrums with parents that can't control them.
61. Dane Cook: He isn't funny, he isn't original, & he steals other comedian's materials.
62. People who listen to only mainstream pop and/or rap.
63. People who don't listen to certain music "because it's old." I honestly listen to music older than my country, lol!
64. Whenever anyone tries to block you from hitting on/talking to a attractive girl. I swear, I wish I had a hired assassin sometimes.
65. People who think I listen to Satanic music just because I openly admit to listening to metal (I stopped after a incident where I was 13 when some kids' mother pulled me aside & told me she was praying for my soul to be healed from the devils' music [she was Mormon; no offense to Mormons though] despite the fact her son listens to gangster rap about justifying drugs, sex, & murder, & the fact that most metal is anti-Satanic, & that I also like classical music, & that I am ALSO a openly devoted Christian). I have since started up against since no one would ever tell someone in college what to do...right?
66. People who think that everything mainstream is the best.
67. People who wear band shirts of bands they've only heard like 2 songs of. Seriously, my sister has like a Three Days Grace shirt & she only has like 6 of their songs on her iTunes. WTF?
68. Anyone who says The Godfather [Part I or II] is terrible. Seriously, you can not like it, but if you hate it, you need to die.
69. The fact you were all waiting to see if I reached this number!
70. George Clooney.
71. The sad fact that Clint Eastwood may die befoe I never get a chance to meet him...
72. The fact that no one has ever heard of Dream Theater, despite the fact they're like the most consistant bands ever.
73. The fact that Dream Theater hasn't been the biggest band since 1992/1995 despite being better than virtually every other band since then.
74. People who still don't even comprehend even a part of Citizen Kane's deepness with it's ending. I can rant for DAYS on it.
75. The fact I'm ranting.
76. The fact I enjoy ranting.
77. The fact some poor soul will actually read all this...and enjoyed it!
78. Melee General Discussion
79. Brawl General Discussion
80. The fact that peace sells...but no one's buying.
81. People who only know a band's songs from a Guitar Hero/Rock Band game. Seriously, it's alright if you first heard them or liked them on those games, but you really oughta listen to more of said bands' songs if you really like them.
82. The fact that Madden sequels are made like crazy [they even had a NFL coach spin-off game one year, lol!], yet an incredible[ly underrated] game like Beyond Good & Evil might not ever get a released sequel.
84. The Mainstream gaming community.
85. The Mainstream everything.
86. The fact I wasted properly used all my time to actually get to #86!
87. Guys on video game websites who hit on any & all girls on video game websites. Seriously, at least get to know them first... >_>
88. Being labeled as anything. Like being labeled a nerd, despite the fact I am far more into movies than video games & am really into all forms medias of art [photography, painting, music, movies, video games, etc].
89. Being labeled as "nerd" or "anti-social" just because I go to video game forums. Yeah-don't nerds just hide in their basement & play video games all day alone? I'm on forums talking to REAL PEOPLE. Isn't that the opposite of that?
90. People who don't think video games are educational. If they aren't, how come my IQ is so high?
91. People who lie about being gay/lesbian/bisexual/straight/whatever just to get attention.
92. People who can't have fun.
93. People who put "Seriousness" & "a sense of reality" above fun in video games.
95. This new dumb trend on All is Brawl where everyone makes "I quit" blogs. WTF?
96. People who wreck perfectly good parties & discussions/debates with absolute nonsense.
97. The fact I've probably repeated myself somewhere.
98. The fact I was originally just gonna write 10 or so of these.
99. The fact that I'm too lazy to make it to #100.
100. The idea that someone believed that last statement despite being able to see this right under that! XD

Spoiler

101. The fact that no one can see this! :D

102. People who say "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" not as a joke. They use it LITERALLY! Seriously. Get. The. Joke.
103. Johnknight1's rants, narcistic ways, & awesomeness.

 

[Technodeath]

^ holy ****ing ****.

the one thing that makes me angry to no end, and covers up for every other thing. are *******.

i've heard of Dream theater bro.

 

[Nysyarc]

the one thing that makes me angry to no end, and covers up for every other thing. are *******.

Something that makes me mad is people who throw around the words '******' and '********' without considering that some of us have friends and family who suffer from serious mental issues and don't like the term being thrown around. Please, when referring to normal people who have no clinical condition but were just not properly educated or raised, refer to them as 'idiots', 'morons' or 'stupid'... if you must. I prefer 'unfortunate' myself

 

[Sraigux]

- People that make really weird noises when they eat.

I know what you mean, my brother does it and it makes me want to slap him in tha face!

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

1. People who complain online.




Unless you're someone I like, then its alright.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

1. People who buy **** at my yard sale with pennies.
2. 5-6 year old girls who hit babies and break stuff at my yard sale for no reason.
3. Mothers of said girls who do not discipline their children at all and are complete pushovers.

 

[LLDL]

generic black people (I'm black, but not the sterotype)

 

[r3d d09]

generic black people (I'm black, but not the sterotype)

what the freak? haha. i find this funny.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

4. People who don't like me. They can **** off.
5. Hypocrites
6. Popular rap
7. Lil Wayne (how can anyone like him do you listen to his lyrics wtf)
8. People who talk on cell phones on the bus, swear, and then tell people to **** off when said people tell them to stop swearing.
9. People who talk loudly on the bus in general. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT _____

 

[Nysyarc]

1. People who complain online.

You must be a pretty consistently angry person then >_>

Unless you also happen to like every individual who has access to the internet.

 

[stabbedbyanipple]

The fact that the smash community will ALWAYS pay the 5/10 dollar singles fee with 20s and that everyone expects you to have 100 $1 bills for change.

 

[LLDL]

hey man, you're supposed to be able to supply change!

 

[-Axis-]

Things that make me mad:
Drying off with a wet towel
Old people who try to act young
People who write ASCII smilies when they could just draw one right side up
The fat kid that kicks the ball across the playground
Mr. Game and Watch
Raisins

 

[volume]

things that get me mad metaknight, game and watch, sonic,/spammers (three in one) things that make me happy falcon punch, winning, losing, big gay dance!!!

 

[Smith]

1. When a friend of mine shows me a picture of some hot girl & tells me it's their ex-friend! [ergh!]
2. Getting chased by fat white man with guns in the middle of the night because your friend tried to cherry pick his house. 8th grade, 2004. True story.
3. People who go against logic & logical rules.
4. Public School Mens' Bathrooms: Once you see s*** & *** on the ceiling, you've seen it all; don't imagine how it got there. EVER!
5. People who smell bad. Seriously, take a shower, comb your hair, & put on some f***ing deoderant.
6. The thought that we all waste giving people who are so "deprived" & "desperate" for attention here [ie: someone crying on a thread because they're grounded like it's the end of the world, the entire celebrity culture, our entire culture] when their are people who actually need that attention. It makes me feel really...convicted.
7. People who try to physically hurt you as a "joke." (I've dropped people for doing this)
8. Prideful people who think the world revolves around them (if murder was legal...)
9. People who talk about woman as animals or objects.
10. People who make jokes of sexually abused people.
11. Our cultures' entire "pity the clearly guilty criminal" mentality & that "it isn't their fault." Where is the pity for the victim?
12. The fact my mother has a facebook & I'm getting messages from like my 3rd cousins I met once when I was 3 (& they expect me to KNOW THEM!).
13. When your best friend is "in love" [in her words] with one of your good friends, but makes it more then obvious she clearly has feelings for you, & you don't want any of that relationship invovlement with her.
14. Furries.
15. Gay Furries.
16. "Hardcore gamer" mentality & the fact that "Hardcore gamer" mentality is closer to casual than "casual gaming" is. Seriously, just because you're playing a WWII FPS & some old guy is playing Wii Sports doesn't make you "better." Hell, you're probably just playing copy-cat characters of people like him who actually FOUGHT in said war!
17. Being woken up by the sounds of cows "doing it."
18. Being woken up by the smell of a [dead] skunk.
19. Almost all of the human population.
20. The fact that most girls don't understand what "let's just be friends" means.
21. Fannypacks. They give you an extra 15 inches on your a** ontop of your 25 inches fat a**!
22. Thieves.
23. The fact that all mothers/former mothers assume any show that makes sexual jokes is completely innappropriate for anyone, despite the fact that their favorite shows [Soap Operas, Sex & the City, Desperate Housewives, all the s*** on TV these days] are all about sex. Maybe they're just made cuz those shows make fun of the shows they watch, lol!
24. The fact that I make my best AND WORST posts/quotes/wordings when I'm tired or at night.
25. Parents of a friend or girlfriend who make you feel awkard.
26. The sad fact that I have the worst "FML's" in the entire world.
27. Girls who automatically assume everything is long-term, or results in marriage. Seriously-I had about 8 female friends who were engaged by the end of my Junior Yeaar in High School-& I only met one of their fiancees. One of was on their 3rd fiancee. Good luck with some guy who obviously doesn't care about you enough to go to college & make money for you to be financially secure...
29. Sugar Substitutes. All they do is make you even fatter, give you cancer, & don't give you the brain stimulants that sugar gives you.
30. The fact I'm so anti-gossip & Hollywood yet I'll probably live there almost all my life since I'm a film major & I inspire to be a film writer/director/producer.
31. Almost every alternative band since RATM, Nirvana, SOAD, & Foo Fighters got big. Seriously, most of them just sound like a lead singer with a bunch of noises behind them [kinda like rap].
32. "Boy bands" that couldn't sell an album that didn't have their faces on it.
33. All the sex selling musicians who sell stuff by having overtly sexual girls in their music videos, virtually naked woman on their album covers, & songs about sex. Madonna, Britney Spears, sadly all rap thesedays, etc.
33. Anything that people use to prove that they're "hardcore" All just to make up for the fact daddy doesn't want them...
34. People who think Twilight is genius filmmaking. Seriously, go watch Slumdog Millionaire or Gran Torino you film-deprived children.
35. Essentially any female craze minus a few [actually good] fashion crazes.
36. Anyone who tries to punch someone else in the crotch. Seriously, these 3 guys I knew in middle school did that, & they're all homosexual. One of them tried to start a fight with me by spitting to their side to "taunt me" on my 2nd last day of 8th grade. True story.
37. Both the American Political Parties.
38. People who think Madden is hardcore, yet Mario is casual. Yeah...it's the other way around.
39. Energy Drinks. They taste nasty, & everyone I know who drinks them is moody as heck.
40. The fact smoking is legal in my college campus parking lot. I want to f***ing breathe. Also, aren't cars explosive? Logic=fail.
41. People who hate the Cosby Show [seriously, it's amazing].
42. When everyone in my family eats all the Fruity Pebbles before I can have some.
43. People who don't fight for their friends.
44. When people mispell words terribly or use 1337 language or have absolutely incomprehensible grammar.
45. The mainstream media.
46. The fact that our country is controlled by the 11 people that run the media.
47. That the US government [or any Western government, really] can't even run anything on the most basic level of anything.
48. The fact that the Governor of California, Arnold S***sanaggar isn't afraid to raise taxes on college students, yet says it's "morally wrong" to raise taxes on cigarettes or alcohol. WTF? The fact I've seen sooooo many people need so much help with community college fundings pisses me off like no other.

49. All forms of prejudice & racial stereotypes.
50. People who give into stupidity.
51. Almost getting kissed by a dude my Senior year at Homecoming by some random guy (when I went with a girl) just because I was jokefully dancing with my friends of both sexes in a circle.
52. The fact I just proved my point #26 [I have the worst FML's] right with #51 [almost getting man kissed].
53. The fact my pop-up blocker isn't work.
54. People who don't wash their hands.
55. That most TV channels are essentially worthless.
56. The fact that you have to pay for HBO, & I don't wanna pay for it despite the fact it's awesome.
57. Pay Per View events. Seriously, I'll watch it live with commercials ANYTIME, but I'm not forking out $50.
58. Rude people.
59. Bratty children.
60. Child who throw tempter tantrums with parents that can't control them.
61. Dane Cook: He isn't funny, he isn't original, & he steals other comedian's materials.
62. People who listen to only mainstream pop and/or rap.
63. People who don't listen to certain music "because it's old." I honestly listen to music older than my country, lol!
64. Whenever anyone tries to block you from hitting on/talking to a attractive girl. I swear, I wish I had a hired assassin sometimes.
65. People who think I listen to Satanic music just because I openly admit to listening to metal (I stopped after a incident where I was 13 when some kids' mother pulled me aside & told me she was praying for my soul to be healed from the devils' music [she was Mormon; no offense to Mormons though] despite the fact her son listens to gangster rap about justifying drugs, sex, & murder, & the fact that most metal is anti-Satanic, & that I also like classical music, & that I am ALSO a openly devoted Christian). I have since started up against since no one would ever tell someone in college what to do...right?
66. People who think that everything mainstream is the best.
67. People who wear band shirts of bands they've only heard like 2 songs of. Seriously, my sister has like a Three Days Grace shirt & she only has like 6 of their songs on her iTunes. WTF?
68. Anyone who says The Godfather [Part I or II] is terrible. Seriously, you can not like it, but if you hate it, you need to die.
69. The fact you were all waiting to see if I reached this number!
70. George Clooney.
71. The sad fact that Clint Eastwood may die befoe I never get a chance to meet him...
72. The fact that no one has ever heard of Dream Theater, despite the fact they're like the most consistant bands ever.
73. The fact that Dream Theater hasn't been the biggest band since 1992/1995 despite being better than virtually every other band since then.
74. People who still don't even comprehend even a part of Citizen Kane's deepness with it's ending. I can rant for DAYS on it.
75. The fact I'm ranting.
76. The fact I enjoy ranting.
77. The fact some poor soul will actually read all this...and enjoyed it!
78. Melee General Discussion
79. Brawl General Discussion
80. The fact that peace sells...but no one's buying.
81. People who only know a band's songs from a Guitar Hero/Rock Band game. Seriously, it's alright if you first heard them or liked them on those games, but you really oughta listen to more of said bands' songs if you really like them.
82. The fact that Madden sequels are made like crazy [they even had a NFL coach spin-off game one year, lol!], yet an incredible[ly underrated] game like Beyond Good & Evil might not ever get a released sequel.
84. The Mainstream gaming community.
85. The Mainstream everything.
86. The fact I wasted properly used all my time to actually get to #86!
87. Guys on video game websites who hit on any & all girls on video game websites. Seriously, at least get to know them first... >_>
88. Being labeled as anything. Like being labeled a nerd, despite the fact I am far more into movies than video games & am really into all forms medias of art [photography, painting, music, movies, video games, etc].
89. Being labeled as "nerd" or "anti-social" just because I go to video game forums. Yeah-don't nerds just hide in their basement & play video games all day alone? I'm on forums talking to REAL PEOPLE. Isn't that the opposite of that?
90. People who don't think video games are educational. If they aren't, how come my IQ is so high?
91. People who lie about being gay/lesbian/bisexual/straight/whatever just to get attention.
92. People who can't have fun.
93. People who put "Seriousness" & "a sense of reality" above fun in video games.
95. This new dumb trend on All is Brawl where everyone makes "I quit" blogs. WTF?
96. People who wreck perfectly good parties & discussions/debates with absolute nonsense.
97. The fact I've probably repeated myself somewhere.
98. The fact I was originally just gonna write 10 or so of these.
99. The fact that I'm too lazy to make it to #100.
100. The idea that someone believed that last statement despite being able to see this right under that! XD

Spoiler

101. The fact that no one can see this! :D

102. People who say "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" not as a joke. They use it LITERALLY! Seriously. Get. The. Joke.
103. Johnknight1's rants, narcistic ways, & awesomeness.

Holy ****.

You can lie.

I shall go on.

1.Women are objects.
2.Your IQ isn't high because of Video games.
3.Your IQ is obviously low if you think video games make your IQ high.
4.You're a woman.
5.look at number 1.
6.

When your best friend is "in love" [in her words] with one of your good friends, but makes it more then obvious she clearly has feelings for you, & you don't want any of that relationship invovlement with her.

That's probably you, so why try to generalize the statement?
7.You like women, thus you're a lesbian seeking attention.
8.You say 'seriously' alot.
9.I hate *****es who say 'seriously'.

 

[NearZzz]