They Say I Ruined Smash...

[MarKO X]

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They say I ruined Smash for them,
Cause I brought the games to an end.
When it first came out we all loved Brawl,
But now they don't love it at all.
My blue hedgehog was way too quick,
And Marth always had cash to tip.
They would wonder why I never died,
But they didn't wanna learn to DI.

I stopped crushing people by toning it down,
Just so my friends could stick around.
I lost some fights, and I lost some more,
Coming in fourth place out of four.
Suddenly these guys think I suck,
So now, I no longer give a f**k.
They forgot that I'm better than them,
So it's time to ruin Smash again.

 

[Mith_]

Lovely.
10nados?

 

[Cherry64]

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They say I ruined Smash for them,
Cause I brought the games to an end.
When it first came out we all loved Brawl,
But now they don't love it at all.
My blue hedgehog was way too quick,
And Marth always had cash to tip.
They would wonder why I never died,
But they didn't wanna learn to DI.

I stopped crushing people by toning it down,
Just so my friends could stick around.
I lost some fights, and I lost some more,
Coming in fourth place out of four.
Suddenly these guys think I suck,
So now, I no longer give a f**k.
They forgot that I'm better than them,
So it's time to ruin Smash again.

Dude That is the sweetest poem ever lol.

 

[Jimnymebob]

Congratulations!

 

[Teran]

Hmm nice work. Lesson of the poem?

Play Melee.

 

[Denzi]

That was awesome.

*is impressed*

 

[§leepy God]

No wonder they say that MarKO X is as great poster. ;D

 

[Ange]

That... was pure amazing. Great work, man.

 

[Freezewish]

Simply incredible.

*whipes tear from eye*

 

[Cinder]

@poem:

Hmm nice work. Lesson of the poem?

Play Melee.

WIN

Play Melee

 

[•Col•]

............. Melee would just want them to quit more........... o_O The skill between higher players and casual players is WAY higher in Melee than it is in Brawl.

 

[Cinder]

............. Melee would just want them to quit more........... o_O The skill between higher players and casual players is WAY higher in Melee than it is in Brawl.

1) It's just a joke -__-
2) Having to use REAL skill FTW...besides, I get ***** on a regular basis when I play someone other than the cpu...I haven't quit yet...it gives me the drive to try harder...

 

[MarKO X]

LOL @ Melee.

Playing Brawl competitively has given me a better insight on Melee. With friendlies during Brawl tourneys, I've learned WDing and the application of it, amongst other stuff. I'd probably destroy their hopes and dreams if we were to go back to that.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

epic poem

 

[Mashour2]

That was simply marvelous...

 

[SexTornado]

I think I just jizzed my pants.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Awesome.

 

[Freezewish]

epic poem

This pic creeps me out.

 

[SothE700k]

This pic creeps me out.

What's the matter?
WHY SO SERIOUS???

Anyway, that poem rules
Moral of the story? Always beat your friends within an inch of their life so they don't get cocky.

 

[Pelikinesis]

I will recite this poem WHILE metamindgamespamming.

My opponents will be creaming their pants WHILE losing.

 

[Lovely]

Your poem, reminds me of... me, you know because I'm very good with the Ice Climber chain grab. ;p

 

[Oracle]

Play melee and that won't happen