Grunt
Smash Master
At least it's not HIH. or 4chan
every answer would be something about sticking it in the pooper.
every answer would be something about sticking it in the pooper.
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There's this girl, see, and I need some help and advice.
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Kinzer
Mammy
Yes I know what a "gurl" is, but anyway don't try and be funn,y I find it that if I just behave like myself I can make women laugh, but for me it feels like it is just 2nd nature, I dunno maybe I am a funny guy.
Not. Ready. For. That. Yet. Don't give me those ideas.
Kinzer
Mammy
Oh deep down that ugly need is still there...
hectichobo
Smash Ace
This is what you do. Let her get a boyfriend. When they break up (they always do) be her shoulder to cry on. And then take advantage of the situation then ask her if she wants to go to the movies or out to eat or something. Then BAM after you do that like 4 times. You make a move. Then you're bound to be in a relationship with her. I did this. Got me 10 months with her that helped me to realize she was a slutty annoying *****. **** I hate her now. :]
Crystallion
Smash Ace
Hectichobo, better not give the guys here the advice, they will start to believe you're serious >.>
TC: "Pushing a date back twice" is not that good of a sign, I'd say. I can just give you the advice everyone already gave you, and that is: just speak to her openly, and do this quick as someone might get to her before you do.
TC: "Pushing a date back twice" is not that good of a sign, I'd say. I can just give you the advice everyone already gave you, and that is: just speak to her openly, and do this quick as someone might get to her before you do.
L__
Smash Master
I'm only pointing out what should be pointed out. Why should the blind lead the blind?
Huh, no way to verify it because you sure seem like a funny guy.Kinzer said:
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Kinzer
Mammy
That won't work, besides there is a possiblity that if he were crazy enough to do it that she might not be available ever again...
L__
Smash Master
Tell me the chances of that happening, seriously.
Kinzer
Mammy
you can't deny that the possibility is still there, I do not take chances.
L__
Smash Master
you can't deny that the possibility is still there,
...
I do not take chances.
...did you hear yourself?
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I do not take chances.
...did you hear yourself?
Jazzy Jinx
♥♪!?
You need to find a balance in confidence. Girls love confidence but they don't want to be overwhelmed by it. I asked a girl out the day after I met her... =P
That did NOT turn out pretty... But then again, you've known her for a while so too much confidence shouldn't be what you're worrying about. It's the lack of confidence you need to worry about. But still, don't come on TOO strong... Ease yourself into it.
And remember, no sex is safe sex. =)
That did NOT turn out pretty... But then again, you've known her for a while so too much confidence shouldn't be what you're worrying about. It's the lack of confidence you need to worry about. But still, don't come on TOO strong... Ease yourself into it.
And remember, no sex is safe sex. =)
Kinzer
Mammy
So where are you going? I can only make it more clear saying that there is still the possibility of the girl actually liking this guy and getting married and never getting a divorce, and then I follow up saying that I take no risks...I only do something when it is a surefire...
Jazzy Jinx
♥♪!?
D***, Kinzer! Slow down!
We're asking the girl out right now... Not having kids with her...
We're asking the girl out right now... Not having kids with her...
L__
Smash Master
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well then again, using your hands is just as safe, unless you're edward scissorhands...
Kinzer
Mammy
Aww don't worry about it uncle kenny, me and L usually do this for fun, but what i said was the bottom line, another way to say it is that if he let's this one go, he is going to regret it deeply.
L__
Smash Master
Sorry Kinzer, going to bed. It's 3:16am.
Kinzer
Mammy
Haha see now he is probably implying I have no life because I am going to stay up for just a few minutes longer...good night L, sleep tight!
Nefarious
Smash Apprentice
Black Waltz
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Um, basically...you're ****ed. For future reference, kid, I suggest you read The Game or Double Your Dating (lame title, I know).The following has personal and subjects that may be awkward for some people.
Ok, so today is supposed to be some sort of Chinese Valentines Day, because there is some old myth saying today is when two stars meeting or something.
Anyways, I know this one girl, who I sorta, you know, like. She already knows of my existence, I know of hers, and we're friends. I want me and her to become more than just friends though, like a girlfriend boyfriend relation. Sorta. There I said it. Why? We share many interests, and she has this personality that I can't resist. She has nothing special nor bad when it comes to looks , but her personality is so great and compensates for this enough to make me want to go for her really badly. I'm not sure if she feels the same about me, but whatever.
First problem: She herself has admitted to being "friends" with a few other guys. She gave me a reason, but I forgot it cuz I was distracted by her at the moment. All I remember was thinking this reason was legit when I heard it.Good thing is she says she meets with guys in groups, so I can sorta assume she's not dating yet. I've also personally asked if she has a boyfriend, and she has said she has had a boyfriend in the past but broke up, saying she got in arguments with him and was a little depressed. I trust her, yet when I think about it, there is so much evidence pointing to the idea that she could be a player. I highly doubt this is true though.
Second Problem: How do I get into a more, like, real relationship? I've never had to do this before, so what should I do to approach her? I tried occasionally touching her (in appropriate ways) and talking with her and hoping something would happen, but nothing. I fail.
Also, we don't see each other often. We only have time during summerbreak to see each other. I'd rather not discuss the reason...
An Important question: How do know you're dating? Is kissing like what gives this away, or is frequently meeting each other? I dunno.
Please help me.
Yes
Yes. Be a man.
NO NO NO NO NO. DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN. Be assertive. "Let's catch a movie" is more appropriate.
lawl, i think we should just kill off all of her guy friends, mi rite?
Johnthegalactic
Smash Lord
Ok, Josh, just don't ask her to marry you yet, it is too soon!
Affinity
Smash Hero
My sequence of facial expressions after I read this.
:embarrass
:blush:
:blush:
Thanks guys, you really brightened up my day with these.
notftomearth7
Smash Lord
I am in the EXACT same situation with a friend of mine now. I'd say, bide your time, keep her as a friend until those "friendships" with the other guys expires and then pick her up on the rebound.
Lolololol. I think a "friend" tried to do that with me. Guess what? We never dated! I never had any romantic interest in him, and never would.
And in the off chance that the girl doesn't know you like her, you can come dangerously close to being the "big brother" type of friend she will never have an attraction to. Being the guy this girl whines to all the time does not put you in a good position.
oh yeah is this a girl you want to be teams with or is this a girl you just want to Final Smash over and over and over?
In non smash bros terms: Do you want to be with her just to be with her or do you mostly just have the want to do her over and over and over?
In non smash bros terms: Do you want to be with her just to be with her or do you mostly just have the want to do her over and over and over?
L__
Smash Master
What the hell? I'm pretty sure my remark wasn't THAT funny. I feel sorry for the poor fellow, he has to beg people to pull his pants down. D;
riboflavinbob
Smash Apprentice
hey this pick up line always works
tell her
have sex with me or ill kill you
always works
tell her
have sex with me or ill kill you
always works
L__
Smash Master
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How about "I'm never going to leave you alone until you join the party in my pants?"
How about "I'm never going to leave you alone until you join the party in my pants?"
Kinzer
Mammy
Okay enough with the silly, why is this thread still open if the guy got what he want, which was the information and the inspiration? and NO you pervs not the kind for sex!
Pierce7d
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ROFL. I don't know why I clicked on this thread, but it's been bookmarked.
As for getting women, eh, be witty. And brevity is the soul of wit.
As for getting women, eh, be witty. And brevity is the soul of wit.
MSTK
Smash Cadet
Worst idea ever. Do not do this under any circumstances unless you have the burning desire to grow old alone.
arcane9211
Smash Apprentice
"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
MSTK
Smash Cadet
I will guarantee that this works 99.9% of the time. the .1% i've tried it, the girl was already passed out from booze.
Just Sexed
Smash Ace
Give her a beer and hook up with her drunk off your *** lol.
TheSundanceKid
Smash Lord
uh...we want to help him, not get him in jail...
ROOOOY!
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Take the girl somewhere nice, be romantic (but NOT creepy, there's a fine line). If she's showing no interest, then give up.
Who cares about having other male friends? The FRIENDS part is the important part.
Go for it. lol
Who cares about having other male friends? The FRIENDS part is the important part.
Go for it. lol
L__
Smash Master
Give her a "Rufi" Colada.
reference to Family Guy
reference to Family Guy
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