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There's this girl, see, and I need some help and advice.

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Kinzer

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Oh now that we helped the guy you just want to be funny huh? Alright I'll play your game you rogues...

get the girl drunk, **** her until she finds it hard to sit down for a week, make sure you drug her to the point where she has no memory of the past week, screw the police, rinse and repeat, and also don't report me for this plan.
 

TheSundanceKid

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Oh now that we helped the guy you just want to be funny huh? Alright I'll play your game you rogues...

get the girl drunk, **** her until she finds it hard to sit down for a week, make sure you drug her to the point where she has no memory of the past week, screw the police, rinse and repeat, and also don't report me for this plan.
seems to me you've done this before...O_o
 

Gory snake

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Sorry you're a Yoshi player, I cant help you.


And for my serious answer, I shall repeat half of the posts from this thread, dont leave it to late, ask her out sooner than later. I made that cursed mistake
 

mantlecore77

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I got the perfect solution: Do A Barrel Roll!
Epic win. Dude, if you follow TheSundanceKid's advice, you'll marry the chick.

Take it one step at a time. Start off with being just hanging out, than go to asking her out.
In all seriousness, this is what I would probably say too. But of course, my opinion came into this thread kinda late. :ohwell:

I could play the violin for her, is that a good idea?
ROFL

Well, sometimes I can make her laugh, sometimes I try and I fail.
*face palms* aw dude don't accept failure!

This is what you do. Let her get a boyfriend. When they break up (they always do) be her shoulder to cry on. And then take advantage of the situation then ask her if she wants to go to the movies or out to eat or something. Then BAM after you do that like 4 times. You make a move. Then you're bound to be in a relationship with her. I did this. Got me 10 months with her that helped me to realize she was a slutty annoying *****. **** I hate her now. :]
Hm... I would not do this. If you let her slip your grasp while you still have an oppurtunity, it might blow up in your face.

hey this pick up line always works

tell her

have sex with me or ill kill you

always works
Good work.

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How about "I'm never going to leave you alone until you join the party in my pants?"
Good work.

Sorry you're a Yoshi player, I cant help you.
Heh. Don't be hatin.

SERIOUSLY NOW, NO MORE QUOTES FOR ME.

Joshasdaman: Do exactly what my above quotes summarize: strike before you regret not doing it later on. Just don't be too pushy...
I can't really tell you how to approach her, if that's what you requested, because I don't know what kind of girl she is. If she's sociable, outgoing, just ask straight up to go out sometime. Other than that, I have no idea.

Good luck.
 

Crimson King

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This is why we can't have relationship topics - WAY too many immature posters. Best of luck.
 
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