The Unhappy Thread

[BaPr]

Yeah, I just changed it because a became a Smash Ace.

A little lame reason to change the avatar, but whatever.

Oh, cool. Also, what was that about getting kicked out because you said melons? That just seems weird to me.

 

[Deleted member]

Oh, cool. Also, what was that about getting kicked out because you said melons? That just seems weird to me.

It was a joke. There's a game called "Facade", (famous due to AzuriteReaction and Pewdiepie playing it) and for some reason "melon" was programmed into the game as a negative comment.

If you say Melon at the start of the game, Trip, will kick you out.

If you say Melon midgame, it would take 2-3 times for him to kick you out.

I was joking, what I said was based on a fictional shareware PC game.

 

[BaPr]

It was a joke. There's a game called "Facade", (famous due to AzuriteReaction and Pewdiepie playing it) and for some reason "melon" was programmed into the game as a negative comment.

If you say Melon at the start of the game, Trip, will kick you out.

If you say Melon midgame, it would take 2-3 times for him to kick you out.

I was joking, what I said was based on a fictional shareware PC game.

Oh lol. I thought you just said melon, and some guy just got really mad and kicked you out. Totally different from what I thought

 

[Deleted member]

Oh lol. I thought you just said melon, and some guy just got really mad and kicked you out. Totally different from what I thought

Although, I have been kicked out of someone's home once (my friends house) for dissing Call Of Duty. (His Dad got butthurt, and told me to come back "when I'm ready to play a real fps")

many lols were had that day

 

[Falconv1.0]

Call of Duty.

Real fps.

Hah.

 

[Deleted member]

On the topic of negative occurrences in our lives, I got into major trouble in the 4th grade for something I didn't do. (Still bothers me, since this was complete bull****)

So, my former friend was your typical horny 10 year old, talking about banging and **** all the time, and on that day, he expressed truly how he felt.

Another dude in my class bet him to look up pr0nz on his phone, during recess.

Usually, I'd just play Pokemon Emerald or play kickball or something, but I wanted to see if he'd really do it. So I followed him, behind the tress and everything, and he actually did it.

Once the first picture popped up, the ******* starting fapping. (yeah, that makes sense, lol), So I did what any kid would do when he saw his friend's ****, I got the **** out.

Anyways, the day was pretty normal, until I went to the bathroom, and my friend came rushing at me, crying and ****. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me that someone was on to him. I tried to let him know that I don't want anything do to with this, but he kept begging me and ****, telling me that his parents would ground him for weeks etc., so I eventually gave in.

I walked through the halls back to class with him, then my teacher comes up to me, telling me to go to the office (just me), and on the way down there, I see him giggling.

So, I was like "lolwtf", and just rolled with it, and went down to the office. They told me to wait for a bit, and then my friend came into the office. The lady that works there told his that the Principal wanted to speak to us now, and we both walked in to there. (I got pretty worried after that.) Well, when the Principal confronted us, she asked us "why do we think your here", and my friend spurted out lies. He kept ranting about how I was this horrible pervert that lured him into looking at pr0nz and that I ruined his innocence.

Of course, I told the Principal that he was lying, and I had nothing to do with this, but she didn't believe me. Then, she brought in a couple of girls that were also in my class, and the Principal asked the girls what do they think, (I assume the Girls told on us, because they saw me and him go to the tress at recess) and of course, they put the wrap on me.

And that day, they forced me to call home (I called my Dad to pickup because I didn't want my Mom to know about this), and I got suspended from school. The only thing good from this is that I went home and played Halo 3 all week until I had to go back to school.

(This is all I remember from the incident, it was a pretty long time ago, I'm sure there was more **** that happened that I'm not aware of. gg im going 2 bed)

 

[BaPr]

Well, you learn something new everyday.

 

[Falconv1.0]

So, my former friend was your typical horny 10 year old, talking about banging and **** all the time, and on that day, he expressed truly how he felt.

Jesus someone managed to start doing that younger than me?

What a guy.

But hey, take this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeSdSrCKp-8

Here you go, cheer up kiddies.

 

[BaPr]

Jesus someone managed to start doing that younger than me?

What a guy.

But hey, take this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeSdSrCKp-8#t=75

Here you go, cheer up kiddies.

Nothing is as funny as that vid.

 

[Falconv1.0]

Oh I forgot, Scotch, did you kick that kid's ass?

Because I would have brutalized that little ****. Gotta do that **** when you can do it without going to jail obv.

 

[ndayday]

One of those days
got up eye hurts like a ***** (minor) and go to my new second job.
Can't find the place (I really should have gone before to find it) and was like half an hour late, they were cool but I mean still, I left early and everything. Learning all new job stuff is stupid and enough for me to just want to go home and lay down but then I got off on the wrong exit going back home for some stupid damn reason, going 30 miles out of my way. I'm tired and don't want anyone to ask me "how was the job?" today. which will happen.

;_;

 

[Sizzle]

I'm tired of watching my sister's puppy while she is out of town. I don't have the patience and energy to play with it and watch it all day. She harasses my dog so they have to be separated and she can't be left alone because she will get into everything or just piss all over the place for no reason. It's like a little child that doesn't stop crying and when it finally decides to lay down, once I move she's back up and at it again. I am so ****ing ready to be done with this.

 

[Jon Farron]

Haha, yeah. In Texas, you can move out when you are 17,

SERIOUSLY? O-O

I didn't know that :O

*starts making plans*

lol

 

[IsmaR]

Crushed my hand while helping someone move some heavy tiles. Gonna be a ***** to masturbate now.

 

[S7GF]

Crushed my hand while helping someone move some heavy tiles. Gonna be a ***** to masturbate now.

Could try the other hand. I started with right, went to life, switched back to right, and now use left again. Maybe that's too much information, but who knows? You might like it better.

 

[IsmaR]

I'm ambidextrous and use both. It doesn't feel right with just one hand, I meant.

 

[Teran]

I'm ambidextrous and use both. It doesn't feel right with just one hand, I meant.

Ismar is a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig boy.

 

[Falconv1.0]

I use my left for that.

For some reason that blows people's minds (mind you I'm right handed)

 

[IsmaR]

I don't like assigning specific roles to either hand, but I cannot for the life of me wipe with my left.

I could write my dissertation on quantum physics and philosophy before I could even pretend to attempt the other.

 

[BaPr]

I am cross dominant. It's like ambedextrous (however you spell that), but I use my right hand for some things, and my left hand for other things.

 

[S7GF]

I use my left for that.

For some reason that blows people's minds (mind you I'm right handed)

Right with you, bro, but I use my right hand for everything else.

 

[BaPr]

I hate when I go to people's houses and they always ask stupid questions like
"who are you"
"why are you here"
"why do you have a gun"

Just wanted to cheer people up in the unhappy thread. Also, that joke is not mine.

 

[Deleted member]

I hate it when you fall down stairs.

Because that's what happened today lol

 

[S7GF]

My right elbow hurts like a mother ******.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

Im sad and its al my fault and just
idk
i just wanna sleep

 

[Lore]

Sorry to hear about that, Lokii. Sad days are the worst days.

 

[Chris Sifniotis]

It's actually not been a good week; since Friday night my Wii decided it doesn't want to read game disks anymore, in the middle of Brawl too. After searching in stores for lens cleaners I'm going to have to toss my box and consider either getting a new Wii or upgrade to a Wii U. Either way chances are I'll be out of pocket this week.

[BRIEFOFFTOPIC]Can I transfer channels from one console to another via SD cards, like data? I don't want to lose SSB and other titles?[/BRIEFOFFTOPIC]

 

[Squall LeonHeart]

My sleeping schedule has been shot to the netherrealm and I am going back to work this week. This cannot happen at a better time.

 

[Deathconsciousness]

I have bed bug bites all over my legs and they make me want to tip over a horse.

 

[Vixen]

As of wednesday, it has been a year since i started hormones. Bad circumstances left me without hormomes for a few months and a lot of my progress reversed.

Comparing picrures, i look worse now than i did even back, january, february.

Not really sure how im supposed to recover from that kind of set back.

Sent from my SPH-L300 using Tapatalk 2

 

[BaPr]

In middle school, my friend tried to pressure me into taking this drug. It lasted for two months until I finally caved in. I felt so guilty afterwards and never did it again. Now, in highschool, I was talking to this girl who I really liked, but then this one guy from my middle school went up to me and said, "hey, remember that time when you smoked weed in middle school?" l don't know WHY he did that, because he never talked to me before, and now she won't talk to me anymore because she thinks of me as a bad person. I just really want to move to a different school and start all over.

 

[#HBC | Acrostic]

In middle school, my friend tried to pressure me into taking this drug. It lasted for two months until I finally caved in. I felt so guilty afterwards and never did it again. Now, in highschool, I was talking to this girl who I really liked, but then this one guy from my middle school went up to me and said, "hey, remember that time when you smoked weed in middle school?" l don't know WHY he did that, because he never talked to me before, and now she won't talk to me anymore because she thinks of me as a bad person. I just really want to move to a different school and start all over.

I find your taste in girls and your moral conscience to be more questionable than your decision to have a one night stand with cannabis.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

In middle school, my friend tried to pressure me into taking this drug. It lasted for two months until I finally caved in. I felt so guilty afterwards and never did it again. Now, in highschool, I was talking to this girl who I really liked, but then this one guy from my middle school went up to me and said, "hey, remember that time when you smoked weed in middle school?" l don't know WHY he did that, because he never talked to me before, and now she won't talk to me anymore because she thinks of me as a bad person. I just really want to move to a different school and start all over.

Show her how BAD you can REALLY be, that'll get her!

 

[Teran]

In middle school, my friend tried to pressure me into taking this drug. It lasted for two months until I finally caved in. I felt so guilty afterwards and never did it again. Now, in highschool, I was talking to this girl who I really liked, but then this one guy from my middle school went up to me and said, "hey, remember that time when you smoked weed in middle school?" l don't know WHY he did that, because he never talked to me before, and now she won't talk to me anymore because she thinks of me as a bad person. I just really want to move to a different school and start all over.

Find another one, potential partners are a dime a dozen.

 

[#HBC | Acrostic]

Show her how BAD you can REALLY be, that'll get her!

Show her your blastoise and use hydro pump. If there's not enough PP in reservoir, then water gun is a suitable alternative.

 

[War Anvil]

My mind's deciding to go all lazy thanks to college, SSF4, and not doing much. As a result, all I can do is fail deliberately at Marvel 3.

 

[ndayday]

In middle school, my friend tried to pressure me into taking this drug. It lasted for two months until I finally caved in. I felt so guilty afterwards and never did it again. Now, in highschool, I was talking to this girl who I really liked, but then this one guy from my middle school went up to me and said, "hey, remember that time when you smoked weed in middle school?" l don't know WHY he did that, because he never talked to me before, and now she won't talk to me anymore because she thinks of me as a bad person. I just really want to move to a different school and start all over.

I'm not even gonna be that guy that's like #yolo420blazeit but she sounds like a prude.

 

[Zyskyoto]

I find your taste in girls and your moral conscience to be more questionable than your decision to have a one night stand with cannabis.

self-righteous much

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Find another one, potential partners are a dime a dozen.

I must be looking in all the wrong place then. I haven't found a person in a year, and many more before that person

 

[Teran]

I must be looking in all the wrong place then. I haven't found a person in a year, and many more before that person

Meh, maybe you need to get out more or you just have ****ty luck.