I am having a bad day. I woke up this morning with an erection and it got stuck in my eye. After my near blindness experience, I heard noises comming from the backyard, as I was washing my eyes out. I slowly crepped up closer to the noise, then all of a sudden, I felt something run accross my foot and into the shed. I was so surprised, even more than realizing that cheezit likes hampsters more than cheese, but anyway, I thought to myself, I must find out what touched me.
To be continue......
Last time, on Starcock's day, something mysteriously touched his leg after his erect p*nis eye out incident, he approached the shed and then.
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The beast within the shed.
Ok, like I was saying, as I looked in the shed, I saw the hideous beast, foaming from the mouth as it was eating a piece of chicken(might of been from KFC or human flesh). It looked at me with it's beedy little monster eyes and I noticed what it was......I was scared because I have encountered...the AGGRESSIVE POSSUM! So I kicked that **** and it flopped 10 feet in the air and died.
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