THE THREAT LEVEL IS RED! NJ Ran out of chicken!!

[Dogysamich]

OMG THEY RAN OUT OF CHICKEN

N***as will start coming south due to a chicken famine. What do you think about that?!

 

[nevershootme]

I bet the news station was a bit upset on airing this story, but hey, they got tips on this issue and had nothing better to do but report it.

 

[XIF]

I know they didn't just run a story on a chicken deal so good and cheap that they ran out of chicken, and then they interview a dozen black people.

I suppose that's all the sample space had to offer.

 

[hungrybox]

free kfc was tasty today

 

[link64e]

I can't believe this actually made news.

I love the people. "How Am I Gonna feed my family?"


......

 

[ZIO]

THE NEWS IS NOT WORTH WATCHING

 

[BBQ°]

every single person interviewed was black.
lol.

 

[Neon Ness]

every single person interviewed was black.
lol.

This a thousand times.

But the entirety of our diet is fried chicken and grape drank, so... not too surprising.

Better go get that Church's Chicken, son.

 

[Mike G]

This a thousand times.

But the entirety of our diet is fried chicken and grape drank, so... not too surprising.

Better go get that Church's Chicken, son.

man church's chicken is too good! I remember when they had that four biscuits for a dollar deal wen I was living in nyc..,**** was redix!

 

[MikeSanti]

LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

But yeah, the special was very good. I was lucky to have 3 pieces of chicken of the 8 thanks to a friend.

 

[XIF]

man church's chicken is too good! I remember when they had that four biscuits for a dollar deal wen I was living in nyc..,**** was redix!

good thing i wasn't in NY at that time cause i probably would've just gotten 12 biscuits per meal 3 times a day.

 

[Mike G]

good thing i wasn't in NY at that time cause i probably would've just gotten 12 biscuits per meal 3 times a day.

Did i mention they used extra honey if you asked? -drools-

 

[BBQ°]

**** it now I'm hungry.

 

[XIF]

Did i mention they used extra honey if you asked? -drools-

mike you're killing me man me and chris achieved other worldly status a couple hours ago and i've been just hungry as mofo for a minute now with nothing in the house to eat.

 

[AfroQT]

this made my day.

 

[Mike G]

with NJ's supply of chicken is in drought you know the surrounding states will be next. It's only a matter of time before this epidemic reaches the south!!


I propose we band together and build chicken shelters throughout the south east!


WE MUST PROTECT OUR WINGS! WHO'S WITH ME?


*raises flag*


AND THE BUFFALO WINGS!! WE MUST TAKE ACTION!!!!

 

[Zip.]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Kneegrows...wait...

 

[F Zero]

rofl..

don't let laijin hear about this thread..

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

rofl..

don't let laijin hear about this thread..

I know right

man but like for real I'm sure they could of interview at least ONE non black person >_>

 

[XIF]

I know right

man but like for real I'm sure they could of interview at least ONE non black person >_>

impossible, it's chicken the blacks killed all the white people that tried to eat the chicken.

 

[031/021]

Rochester is New York, not New Jersey.

 

[ranmaru]

I have chicken.