The Super Duper Upside-Down Backwards Q&A Thread

[Wolfkin]

What's the stupidest punch line you've ever heard?

First the cat, then the dog.

 

[cheeseguy]

Is it CatDog® or DogCat®?

Ninjas have kidnapped the president!!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Uagh!! huff puff! *falls onto the ground* It was horrible, men dressed in black with swords kidnapped the president!!

Silence! I ruler in favour of Marge Simpson, I herby ban all sugar products from Springfield, FOREVER!!

 

[Wolfkin]

can we put our questions in the form of a question?

What says you defendant in the charge of jay walking?

Two bullets for the price of one.

Originally posted by ultimaiq2
Uagh!! huff puff! *falls onto the ground* It was horrible, men dressed in black with swords kidnapped the president

. . .. . ?????????

 

[ultimaiq2]

So what do I get from stealing from the Mafia?

Look! that baby is walking on the freeway.

 

[Maq]

sir you have been hallucinating, OK?

Three Squirrels

 

[Mic_128]

What is this essay about?

*Doesmannerism*

 

[i_am_a_fish]

Can you do a mannerism please?

Pie

 

[ultimaiq2]

What did I just step in?

Boggiwoggi wiggitty woggalaga soggaraga!!!

 

[King Genius XIII]

Sing me a song, young master of pie!

Its only wrong if you see me doing it.

 

[RockCrock]

How will I know when I've done something wrong?

Never.... Stop Laughing!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Hahahahaha, stop bothering that mime.

I diden't do it.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

(in a crowded elevator) Alright, who farted?


becuase my siblings are very annoying, thats why!!

 

[Dapenda]

why did u unplug ur brothers' controller?

cuz i'm pissed

 

[ultimaiq2]

Why did you punch that metal wall?

Thank you, now lets go and beat up those hoboes!

 

[tissue]

What did you say to George Bush when you first met him?

Cuz she's gay.

NO SIGS!

 

[Wolfkin]

Why is that dude wearing pink leotards?

Yes I'm a lawyer.

 

[Dapenda]

How come you wont stop screwing that client even after he's dead?


Hm.. that wasnt milk...

 

[tissue]

That milk in that bottle in your bathroom was pretty good.

'Cuz lettuce is better.

 

[Dapenda]

How we dont use broccoli in our hamburgers?

Because you're already dead

 

[ultimaiq2]

Why wont this cure magic work?

It depends on what you mean when you say "normal".

 

[tissue]

Are you normal?

Because Monica Lewinsky was willing.

 

[Wolfkin]

Why aren't you doing the dishes?

On the left, but it's a work in progess.

 

[Dapenda]

Which direction is "the house that was never finished being build?"

maybe when ur more grown up

 

[ultimaiq2]

May I come with you to the XXX club?

They won't live long enough to find out.

 

[Dapenda]

Do you think they'll figure out that you just cut their car brakes?

Maybe it's his way of saying "Thank You"

 

[Wolfkin]

What's with the jelly bath?

Kirby!

 

[Dapenda]

I am a cannibal who believes by swallowing and digesting others, I can embody the power of their very essence. My skin is tint of pale pink for an unknown reason and I can gain immortal vitality for as long i have tomatoes. Who am I?

Looks like we'll never know

 

[Dapenda]

hm.. i didnt mean to post twice....

 

[Wolfkin]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the- Hey give that back!

You can find me up at One-Tweezy.

P.S. you can /delete/ post you know.. just edit and select the 'delete post' option.

P.S.S. why so you can't..i never tried before. why do they bother having it as an option then? i mean the mods have their own secret styles.. so they don't need it. we can't use it... bah.

 

[Mic_128]

No you can't, only mods can delete posts.
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Wolf? Where are you?

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh, Banana boat, doo de doo.....

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

hey, mic, can you burst into the theme song for banana boat sun screen for us? pleeeeeaaasssseeee??

(i took your last sentance and went from there)





Why, with this blue pen, of course!!!

 

[Dapenda]

How am I going to get this red stain off my blue jeans?

Hmm.. somehow, I dont think that's what he meant...

 

[Wolfkin]

I do understand but how are we going to get his underwear to test with?

It was 30 hours ago.

 

[Shadowwarrior88]

When was 30 hours ago?

50 bucks.

 

[Dapenda]

how many antelopes are roaming among that herd of animals?

So u telling me ur gay

 

[ultimaiq2]

Is it so wrong being like this? I mean I do like it y'know (For those that don't know, I LIKE GIRLS)

It said it was free in the sign so I took it.

 

[Shadowwarrior88]

Why'd you take the display window?

You're the most annoying person I've ever met.

 

[Wolfkin]

After you told him my story what did he say?

With the greatest of ease.

 

[Dapenda]

Since you're so buff, how about performing 300 push-ups right now?

Time is money