The Super Duper Upside-Down Backwards Q&A Thread

[Cerebrate]

The rules of this game are simple. It's like the "Ask a stupid question" games, but without a set topic (like videogames or anime), and people must supply the questions for answers, rather than answers for questions. So, when I post an answer, the next person must post both a question for it and a new answer. Here we go:

A: Because I said so!

 

[Badboy Bighead]

Why do I have to post here?

Because I am happy

 

[DukieMan1223]

Why are you so sad?

A: It was the monkey.

 

[omnibowser]

of all these people, monkey, monkey, and monkey, which of them is spelled "monkey" ?

Because I rock the world

 

[Masher Mario]

Why do you act like your cool?

Because I'm addicted to video games!

 

[kirbyultimate]

Why haven't you called the IRS yet?

Because I've been at my computer all day.

 

[King Genius XIII]

Why is your head so big?

42!

 

[Badboy Bighead]

what is 42 x 1?

SMELLY!

 

[Masher Mario]

What is a similar word for "stinky"?

Because I am very bored.

 

[kirbyultimate]

Why are you just staring at the Smashboards main page?

Because this morning was very windy

 

[Ticadrius]

Why didn't you come to work?

To get to the other side!

 

[Trillian]

Why did I try to hurdle the Golden Gate Bridge?


Because it feels good.

(BTW the answer to King Genius XIII's question was, "What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?")

 

[Haha Monkey]

Why have you got a hamster down your pants?

Because I thought he was dead.

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

Why were you pokeing him with that stick?

Because I thought the policeman was a sheep.

 

[Masher Mario]

Why are you trying to get wool from that policeman?

Because I am going to be the IRS for Halloween. (no joke)

 

[kirbyultimate]

Why are you dressed up in a cow costume that's green and purple?

Because my car broke down.

 

[Ticadrius]

Why were you frantically mugging that old woman for her cell phone?

Because I thought it was Bill Clinton.

 

[Fourside]

Why did you killed that monkey?

Because i'm not wearing pants.

 

[Cerebrate]

Why did your grandmother just come into the room, look at you and then leave in a hurry?

Yes, but only on Saturday Night Live.

 

[Crossova17]

You want fries w/ tat??



I can't, it's toooo small

 

[Trillian]

Why didn't you use your whole hand?

Because it looks funny.

 

[Osco316]

Why'd you paint the dog?

I have a skin problem.

 

[Masher Mario]

Why is your skin so... purple?

Because Nintendo is cool.

 

[Ticadrius]

Why did you bomb Sony headquarters?

Because I ran with scissors....

 

[Masher Mario]

Oh my gosh! Why are you missing your right eye!?

Because MK and TBC are very good moderators.

 

[tmw_redcell]

Why is it Opposite Wednesday today?

Because of the colour of your skin.

 

[FiremaN K]

How do you know i have a sundurn?


Because I know the way.

 

[Mic_128]

Why did you look for the Golden Gonads?

I thought it was candy.

 

[forgotten_realms]

Why did you lick the wall?

Baker's Delight

 

[Haha Monkey]

Where'd you get that slimy, green, rotting, mouldy piece of bread from?

Because all the food was already eaten.

 

[kirbyultimate]

Why did you eat that dog ****?

Because I'm so sweet!

 

[Ticadrius]

Why were the ants trying to eat you?

Spontaneous combustion.

 

[Crossova17]

Why do u smell like that?


But its my first time

 

[kirbyultimate]

Why did you go into the nuclear reactor?

But I just got this job!

 

[Masher Mario]

Do you know why I am going to fire you?

Because I dislike football.

 

[Crossova17]

Why don't u like big huskey men in tights?



Don't shave the donkey

 

[Tanooki Suit]

What did your mother say to you when your sister was born?

She's fragile.

 

[Trillian]

Why didn't you drop her on her head when she was a baby?

Because it didn't work right.

 

[Crossova17]

Why did you get kicked out of the bedroom



Don't look directly at me

 

[Chunky Monkey]

What will you say if I tell you to say something along the lines of "Don't look directly at me"?

I don't understand.

P.S. Trillian was referring to the book "The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy". It is funny, and it explains very badly how the answer to life, the universe, and everything, is 42.