The Super Duper Upside-Down Backwards Q&A Thread

[Shadowwarrior88]

Why are you in such a big hurry?

Pathetic.

 

[Dapenda]

what is the word defined as "Arousing or capable of arousing scornful pity"?

Wow, that hole is huge

 

[ultimaiq2]

What would you say if you saw a black hole?

.sdrawkcab gnikaeps ma I ,sey yhW

 

[Dapenda]

So how's it like to have ur foot stuck up your mouth?

May the best man win

 

[ultimaiq2]

.sdrawkcab gnikaeps ma I ,sey yhW

So how's it like to have ur foot stuck up your mouth?

(just a little hint, see the "." in the beggining of my sentence, now if I am right the "." comes at the end of a sentence meaning I wrote what I said backwards).

Back to the game:
So you are my opponent, are you ready for me to crush you like a bug?

Whatever you just said I will still try to win.

 

[SNTRL]

When does the crow caw when it is about to fly to attack the hungry hipmopatomaus(sp?)

No, i like to wear them on my head

 

[Doctor Mario RPG]

Do you wear your underwear and boxers where it's suppose to be worn?
A: Well, it would be a Cata"PILL"ar! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

What if catepillars could cure cancer?

because nougat (sp?) is the one true ultimate power source!!!

 

[True_Link_Master]

why are you stuffing nougat in your game cube?

because im spider man

 

[Dapenda]

where have u been...how come ur covered with cobwebs?

Yes, they are making progress

 

[ultimaiq2]

Have the evil masterminds started building my doomsday device yet?

No, but you could just throw it off a cliff.

 

[Cardzmaster2004]

Can I dispose of this nuclear bomb in the trash can in my kitchen?

Because there is a llama.

 

[b3nz0r]

What makes WinAMP better than WMP?

Because pork has high contents of ham.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Why are you attacking those hapless pigs from the farm?

I will if and ONLY IF you go first and come out ok.

 

[DrumStickz]

Will you give me a big BEAR HUG?

Ok, but what's in it for me?

 

[Mic_128]

How would you like to win 5 million dollars?

15 minutes MAXIMUM

 

[Bahamut]

After he loses the election, how long will it be before George W. Bush fires all his nukes on the Middle East and Korea?

Side effects include nausea, vomiting, and occasional unknown rectal discharge.

 

[ultimaiq2]

*swallows pill* Any side effects doctor?

Oh my GOD! I can't belive your asking that.

 

[brothermagika]

machine gun

Q: Can i get a machine gun for christmas

A: That smells absolutely disgusting

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

what do you think of my new ice cream flavor: crow's feet with old hotdogs?



I'll do it when i feel like it, but then I still won't do it, just to be evil. MWAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

[Gaiagamer]

Can you clean your room?

Because it was too hot.

 

[Mic_128]

Why did you just streak in that Little-League baseball game?

Now featuring Voice Chat!

 

[True_Link_Master]

why should i buy this thing that never shuts up?


well, if my evil cat says it's okay.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Do you want Super Smash Brothers Melee?

I want to go to Japan.

 

[Mic_128]

I heard there's a bunch of thugs looking to beat the **** out of you.

If for any reason it does not work, please see a staff member.

 

[Dragonflayme]

I seem to have forgotten how to masturbate. Any help?

I would take a ham samitch, 3 calico cats, and a computer chip. Then I would cut the cats' tails off, tie them in a knot and make a lariat and tie it firmly around the ham samitch. THEN I would install the micro-computer chip into the ham samitch and program the concauction to retrieve a certain list of things for me. This list would include:

Calico cats
Ham samitches
Microchips

That's what I would do if I was really really really really really really bored. (Had to include that. Some moron might ruin the question......Nevermind, someone will anyway):D

 

[Mic_128]

If you could do anything, no cost, no laws, what would you do?


Whew! That was close! It almost was ruined by a fool n00b!

 

[Young Roy]

What would you say if you matrix-dodged a fool n00b's bullets?

Your head a' splode!

 

[Dapenda]

Can you say "Your head exploded," using poor spelling and grammar?

Because you it wasnt time yet

 

[Meleeruler]

Why did I not die?

2+2=22

 

[Exovel]

Can you show me how bad you are at math?

My dog smells like fish

 

[Meleeruler]

What does your dog smell like?

What do you mean? African or European?

 

[Dapenda]

What's the answer Monty Python gave to the Black Knight's infamous question?

I dont think he knows

 

[TheOtherGuy]

Does that guy enjoy having that "kick me" sign on his back?

I dont think that's possible

 

[Dapenda]

Can I do what that airplane is doing too?

I dont think she knows....

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

What is the answer to this question?

I can't tell you because it has a cuss word in it.

 

[Exovel]

What's your name?

Chili's Baby-back Ribs

 

[Dapenda]

What's your turtle's favorite food?

That doesnt mean it's xmas

 

[Godamus]

Is that a reindeer i see?

Dont sweat it

 

[Dapenda]

How come i can never get this right?

I told you it was time to get a new one