The Super Duper Upside-Down Backwards Q&A Thread

[Exovel]

Why are my socks full of holes?

That's not how it's supposed to work

 

[Dapenda]

So the wheels face upwards right, and you slide the car on its roof?

Maybe it's like that, unless it isnt

 

[Meleeruler]

You killed my bird?!!?

because I am mad

 

[Godamus]

How do you rephrase "Because I'm crazy?"

It takes one to know one

 

[Dapenda]

Why do people who are similar, understand each other so well?

It can never be done

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Can you lick your elbow?

I can't.

 

[Dapenda]

Can you or not?

Ok... thats was kind of strange...

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Did you know you are the most powerful witch in the world and can turn everyone into witches without the long life span?

Why?

 

[Godamus]

What did you say again?

That's music to her ears

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Why does your mom dance when she hears the phone ring?

They're stupid

 

[Dapenda]

What's the contraction of "They are," in the sentence "They are stupid?"

The computer is too old

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

What does it mean when your computer was made in 1989?

Everything becomes blue.

 

[Dapenda]

What happens when you wear blue sunglasses?

Yep, it's that time of the month

 

[Exovel]

Why will they be busy for a while?

Dapenda's monkey was better!

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Wasn't Exovel's monkey awesome?

The island is too small.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Why was Gilligan's Island cancelled?

IMO, it totally blows.

 

[Meleeruler]

RoyPikachuMario... ...whats he like?

cats in the cradle

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

What sounds cute?

Meleeruler's hair.

 

[Dapenda]

What would hair on Meleeruler's head look like?

It's called a redundant question

 

[Meleeruler]

WHy do I hate you?

Because the moon is gray.

PS. To all forum games peoples, I'm taking another break. On about all the forum game threads it says "last post by meleeruler at blah blah blah" so It's time for another break! Why say it on this thread? I dunno just did.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Why is your hair a different color?

Because it's just weird like that.

RPM

 

[Icecap]

How do ninjas just pull guitars out of their pants?

Because IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Why shouldn't you get upset about putting Dapenda's name on your paper instead of yours?

Don't worry, be happy.

 

[Icecap]

Is the landlord saying your rent is late; and you may have to litigate?

Because I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by carpet bombing Geico.

 

[Meleeruler]

What is the good news?

Because 6 is greater than 4.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Why do people say 3/6 instead of 2/4?

Because people are stupid like that.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Why do people drink and drive?

Because I own it all!

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

What would Bill Gates say if asked why poor people didn't have enough money?

Because we are the Borg.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Why is Cyborg all of sudden just Cy?

Because he's young.

 

[Heat X]

Why does my dad shave?

The shy guys killed him

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

What happened to Yoshi?

Nothing.

 

[Heat X]

What did the chicken do when it crossed the road?

They fell in a endless pit and died of starvation

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

What's the answer to my riddle?

What riddle?

 

[Meleeruler]

Riddle me this, batman.

just press shift

 

[Punisher 2002]

How do you delete all of my important files?

The answer is 2.

 

[Axem Smash]

How can I kill Barney once and for all?

The answer is pudding.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

What do I eat?

Baba ganoush.

 

[Punisher 2002]

What is an unfamous Russain word?

The magic 8-ball says: Maybe next time.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

When you ask her out, will she say yes?

Why is it any of your business?

 

[Punisher 2002]

Are you Mario worsshiper?

Time heals all wounds.