The Super Duper Upside-Down Backwards Q&A Thread

[Meleeruler]

Will time heal this damage anymore?

Because the left is farther to the right than up is to down.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Why is going left to right longer then going up to down?

Because moeny is the answer to everything.

 

[Meleeruler]

Welcome back to the money show! What is are catchphrase audience?...

What is the square route of a piece of cake?

 

[Shalox]

If I ate boogers on the third sunday of June while drinking toilet water, what would applesauce equal?

Xbox is by far the greatest.

 

[Discoman]

Tripitaka, would you deliver me the second greatest untruth from the Palace in the Western Paradise from Buddha and his Bodhisattvas of Wisdom, Virtue, etc. etc?

This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure-seeker.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Why, it could be none other than a HO/(Hoe)

Janet Reno.

 

[3.14159]

Who are you desperately trying to impress?

Because you do it, too.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Why are you wearing your underwear over your pants?

Because Bowser told me to do it.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Why do you breath fire?

Jalapenos are good.

 

[3.14159]

Why are you eating jalapenos?

Because I felt like it.

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

Why did you firebomb the Australian Embassy?

Forbidden donut...

 

[3.14159]

What pastry were you cursed by when you ate it?

I enjoyed it very much.

 

[Resting_Fox]

How did you feel about making love to the toaster?

Zero conquers all...

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

What's with the negative numbers?

A positive attitude.

 

[Punisher 2002]

What is your attitude?

Earth made me who I am.

 

[3.14159]

Why do you give a **** about this godforsaken planet?

Never, but I've heard you have.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Have I ever pushed on a door that said pull?

Who cares?

 

[3.14159]

May I kill you?

Sorry, ask again later.

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

Why did you stab me in the back of my knee while I was asleep?!

Fo schizzle, foo!

 

[TheRedneck]

Who did P diddy kill last night?


Because I dont have a sex gland.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Did you make that new Rap song that everyone's listening too?

Beer is the solution to all of life's little problems.

 

[3.14159]

Why do you drink so much?

I don't know. Ask your mom.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

When Pi asked me where babies come from, what did I say?

Absolutely nothing.

 

[3.14159]

What is the mass of your brain?

Only a total fruit would.

 

[TheRedneck]

Do you like Yani?


Thats not what your mom said.

 

[3.14159]

Are you so inconsiderate that you would insult my mother?

I don't care.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Did you like the movie?

Nothing as easy as it seems on TV.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Why didn't you audition for The Amazing Race?

You get carsick.

 

[3.14159]

Why are you covered in puke?

The Martians told me to.

 

[Raven]

Why did all all those people die?

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Meleeruler]

Why do you feel so good in the morning?

I'm not sure. Root Beer looks right...

 

[3.14159]

What beverage do you consume 15 gallons of every day: Is it Root Beer, Butter, or Honey Baked Ham?

I didn't want to hear that.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Why did the all the TV chanels suddenly only showing Barney?

The wizard made me do it!

 

[3.14159]

Why did you write the above question?

Yes, but only once.

(It's my 100th post!)

 

[link masher]

Did you ever act like an idiot?

No, of corse not!

 

[3.14159]

Are you able to correctly spell "course"?

If I knew, I would be a happier person.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Where do the jelly bellies breed in the springtime?

I'm pretty sure it's South Dakota.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Where is Mount Rushmore?

Not Montana.

 

[Cyris_P]

Sir, shall we blow up Montana next?

A loufa sponge.

 

[Exovel]

What do you call this strange feather duster?

That's just not right!