The Super Duper Upside-Down Backwards Q&A Thread

[Revolutions]

Why do you keep shooting people you have an argument with instead of just trying to make up?

Because you've gotta go when you gotta go.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Why do I have to go?

Good Question but I still don't like that Game.

 

[Dale]

Yeah you were losing, but why didn't you just knock all the peices off the board so that there's no proof?

Well, I suppose I could, but that still leaves me with the problem of a bird in my dryer.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Hey Dale go and buy a new bird and do you know what happened to the dryer?

I am the only one that is worthy calling myself Ultimaiq and no one shall defeat me in ruler of the land! exept if you can write.

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

I wonder if any could possibly denounce ultimaiq2 from his position as ruler of the land?

I see, but then the headphones wouldn't fit.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Hey RedYoshiOfDeath, what happened when they accidentally enlarged your head during that eye surgery?

Yes, but the man still has my swiss cheese!

 

[shadowhuntr000]

I know it seems like a good idea to grab a rifle and go on a killing spree, but now's not the time.


Got ammo?



EDIT: I wonder what a grap is...

 

[F4LC0]

What would happen if someone answered my question with another question full of nonsense?

A: George Bush

 

[Dale]

F4LCO, I don't understand your post at all. So I'll just restart the topic if no one minds...kthxbye

I'd love to, but then I wouldn't have a car to take me to work anymore.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Hey Dale, want to go to a destruction derby before work with me tomorrow?

Yeah, I was playing SSBM for seven days straight!

 

[Fourside]

They say you're crazy about SSBM, is that true?

No, don't to that! It's bad to your health.

 

[RockCrock]

Should I play forum games, all day, with no sleep?

Because it scares me, alot!

 

[Aurora Grid]

Why do you run from Rats?

I fell off and broke my arm.

 

[RockCrock]

What happened after I told you not to play on that tall building?

Because it's just soo much fun!

 

[Dale]

You;ve been arrested twice for indecent exposure. Why do you keep doing it?

It keeps the dog from eating my sammiches

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Why are all of your sandwiches locked up in the liquor cabinet?

Because it was free!

 

[ultimaiq2]

Why did you take that sammich from Dale?

Because he said he killed Santa.

 

[Dale]

Why did you kill that man standing behind the counter?

Yes, so when I'm finished I'll have more of it than when I started.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Why did you start the homework so soon?

Because or else I would get a Bazooka and bomb him down.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Why did you get a restraint order for Dale?

Because he said he was going to take my candy!

 

[Dale]

Dude, calm down...why on earth are you beating up that pay phone?

No, but it might get that big someday.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Dale just accept it, you will never grow over 160cm.

Well if I did THAT I probably diden't have to blow up the hamster.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Why didn't you just go ahead and properly dispose of your grenades?

Yes, but my cheese is molding!

 

[Dale]

Hurry, you must help. This lady is having a baby and you need to take her to the Hospital!

No, but I do think that one's tall enough.

 

[SlayerOfMe]

What did you do to my head?

Blue arrows always face in the opposite directions.

 

[McFox]

Can I buy some crack from you?

In this case, size does matter.

 

[beefbutcher88]

How big is your army? (lame)

Yes, I DO mind, you freakish snob.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Why do you carry around that blanket like you gave birth to it? Do you mind if I throw it away?

No, but I would like my sexy boots back.

EDIT: I'm a little slow todoy. Sorry.

 

[ultimaiq2]

You said I could have them.

If that were to happen we woulden't need hippies anymore.

 

[Dale]

Why can't we just kill all the whales now, and eat them. You know...get it over with.

I tried, but it ended up being more blue then orange

 

[shadowhuntr000]

You know, you're never ging to be able to sell these limes that are supposed to an orange, but are blue.


It just sort of happened.

 

[McFox]

How did you get caught with Cleveland in the Chinese finger cuffs, in an uncompromising place?

I was trying to emulate Jack Black.

 

[ultimaiq2]

So how did you make the computer explode?

I did that too but it did not work against the Pichu.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Did you try to soak yourself in water?

No, I don't think that will work either.

 

[RockCrock]

Or..... you could try and clog the septic tank......

Because I dont think that will go over smooth....

 

[ultimaiq2]

Why don't you trie too push the car instead of lifting it?

I did that because I diden't need it anymore.

 

[Dale]

Why did you throw that dirt into the garbage. It looked soooo good outside in the yard.

I'll try that, but I could possibly lose my arm again.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Come on Dale! Just let the monkey eat out of your hand!

I'll do my best, but that did cripple me you know!

 

[ultimaiq2]

You should get revenge on the gorilla.

It's just human lifes anyway.

 

[beefbutcher88]

Let's listen to Celine Dion!

But.... I need it...