The Super Duper Upside-Down Backwards Q&A Thread

[kephren]

Are you a scitzophrenic?


YOu must die, I alone am best!

 

[Danny MacDonald]

why are you staring at me like that?

ooh. a dandelion! yummers!!!

 

[shadowhuntr000]

Well, we're out of food in the middle of an open field, and we're out of food. What now?


Capital idea, old sport. (best said out loud in an English accent)

 

[Mic_128]

I say, old chap, what say we go and rig the rugby world cup, wot?

(Come on! It was just too dam close! Sigh.)

Australian, Egyptian, and Polish.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

rank the top three nationalities that you would want yourself to be. (only thing i could think of)



It wasnt my fault! It was that crazy monkey over there! no! stay back monkey! aaaahh!!! *runz*

 

[King Genius XIII]

Who bit that girls head off and flushed the body down the toilet, then tried to blame it on the poor, innocent monkey?

You're the second one to call me that today... *takes out gun*

Most gratifying sig warning....ever.

 

[Link_in_park]

Hello, my name is Steve and I'm blind and I have a question... would you happen to be Micheal Jackson?

Pffhhht! Sure like that'll ever happen! OH MAN YOU ARE FUNNY! haw haw haw haw!

 

[paperboy]

Do you have an IQ of 3?

Righto

 

[Link_in_park]

So I wasn't supposed to egg the PEOPLE, I was supposed to egg the house?

Go shove a sock in it!

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Why is this my 100th post?

Because I've made 99 others here! w00t!

 

[King Genius XIII]

Why did you make bite marks all over this womans buttocks?

People, people, calm down. I'm sure we can work something out. LOOK! IT'S RIKKU! SHE'S N3KKID!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!

 

[paperboy]

What the **** is going on in here, and who's that lady over there?

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Why do some people call me lonely?

2+2 does realy equal 4

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

we aliens have come here to give you humans the knowledge of the secrets of the universe. we dont know how much you know, so we're going to ask you a question:
What is the single smartest thing any one person who inhabits this planet has said?

tEh Ul71m473 cHeESe!!!!!!!!!1111ONE

 

[King Genius XIII]

Pretty standard cheese, this. What do you think Largo would have called it?

A garbage man.

 

[ultimaiq2]

What person should not be a super hero?

A man collecting used dipers as a hobby

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

What the heck is the point of this game?

The point is to have no point.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

What's up with this dull needle?


With a bowl of egg nog.

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Hey.. why won't my knife go through this guy? I'm stabbing him, but nothings happening?!

Uh... that's a block of cheese... not a knife.

 

[paperboy]

Hey, found one of Saddam's Weapons- a knife!

I revived this game.

 

[Dale]

No, but he did revive the topic.

 

[RockCrock]

Does paperboy know what he's doing?

Because I have the Flu

 

[Dale]

Why does RockCrock's face look like a lime?

So it doesn't crap on my new couch!

 

[RockCrock]

Why did you throw the dog in the toilet?

So I can sleep longer

 

[Dale]

Dude, why are you popping so many of those pills; it can't be good for you.

Yeah, that's so the smell lasts longer.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Did you Spray Perfume all over your body? Why?

Because my Vocal Cords were twisted

 

[Dale]

Man, why didn't you ask her out. And don't make up some lame excuse.

Oh, that? I dunno but it makes really good sammiches.

 

[SakuraPichu]

What's that cat on your shoulders?

Cause it ensures my health.

 

[Dale]

Are you really sure you should stand on your head for 4 hours a day?

Actually, it was supposed to be for the hair loss.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Do you know I can stand in my head 4 hours a day?

Because he tried to hit me.

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

Why did you run away from Dale like that?

Well, I just sleep better this way.

 

[RockCrock]

Why do you wear your birthday suit to bed?

Because it eases the pain...

 

[Dale]

If you're going to commit suicide, then why don't you have any bullets in the gun?

Yeah, normally I would, but this makes it more slippery.

 

[Gaiagamer]

You do know that your supposed to use water, not soap, don't you?

Because it looks better than other things.

 

[Dale]

Why are you watching that paint dry? It looks boring.

I tried, but it's clearly the wrong color.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Did you paint my house yellow?

Because I was very bored watching TV.

 

[Mic_128]

Why are you playing CS?


You are watching FOX.......

 

[Dale]

Hey mic, tell me something obvious.

Really, because I swear that's not what she told me on the phone...

 

[ultimaiq2]

Hey your girlfriend told me your selling your stereo for 5 bucks.

Beacause I wanted to dump his dead lifeless body in the acid, umm I shoulden't have told you that.

 

[RockCrock]

Why did you do that, to my best fried Bob?!?!?!

Because it's just so much fast, and easier...