The Super Duper Upside-Down Backwards Q&A Thread

[SabreAnt]

Which rubber glove shall I use for this inspection?

It didn't happen on its own. Blame Captain Falcon.

 

[Bahamut]

Why did the designers give C. Falcon's costume steel nipples?


Gross.

 

[Badboy Bighead]

What do you think of my sexual intercourse with a bisexual squirrel?

He's the man!

 

[Ticadrius]

Do you like Ken Lay, ex-CEO of Enron who lied to millions of stockholders and screwed them out of all kinds of money?

Only if you will first.

 

[King Genius XIII]

Do you want to tell me what the **** you are doing in my lawn?

Only that there's no business like it... No business I know...

 

[Badboy Bighead]

Want to go start a business and sell stuff to ourselves?

The eat chicken.

 

[SabreAnt]

What's the most bizarre, irrelevant and utterly unrelated answer you could give to this question?

Popo, but Nana first.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

who is the most likely person to eat vomit 10 days old mixed with poop that has been fermenting in itself for 300 years, the brain of a pig boiled in the stomach of a sheep for 34 days and 23 nights, super glue made from cow hooves, and 934 various fatal bio-hazard toxins that taste like shiznick <--(replace with worse word that starts with "sh")?



when im done writing an esay about the history of rust.

 

[Ticadrius]

Hey, wanna go outside with me and kidnap a ******** 4 year-old, cover him in honey, glue him to a shopping cart and send him carreening through David Bowie's backyard into a beehive?

Let's just say it pisses me off, ok?

 

[shadowhuntr000]

I bet you enjoyt me dancing naked with an elephant on a tricylce dontcha!


Of course, but only a little.

 

[Bahamut]

You only bathe once a month?!?



Mmm, donuts . . .

 

[DracaDragon]

What does a tire remind you of?

Because my shoe laces were tied together!

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

why is your head on backwards?


because the ReDeads were dancing.

 

[Bahamut]

Why did Ganon stop torturing Link with "The Macarena"?


Whoa, my underwear turned blue.

 

[paperboy]

What's the stupidest thing you've ever said in your life?

20X6!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bahamut]

Hey, little guy, what's your pant size?

Man, that's the fourth time today.

 

[Cerebrate]

I just came back from the doctor... and I'm pregnant.

Who cares? Throw it out the window.

 

[SabreAnt]

Hark! Is that the fabled Holy Grail over yonder grassy knoll?

Captain Falcon wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[Bahamut]

Isn't it apparent that C. Falcon LOVES to Up+B animals and small children?


It's only a flesh wound.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

whats that thing on your shoulders thats where your head should be?


only if you go first.

 

[Badboy Bighead]

Will you jump off the grand canyon?

Oh seriously selma, bumble bee tunas!

 

[paperboy]

What kind of avatar is that BB?

Let's do this like buddists!

 

[shadowhuntr000]

But now we all have to ask ourselves, how are we going to knock over that convienience(sp.?) store?


Is it crime to do that?

 

[kephren]

Lets assasinate all politicians and throw the world into complete anarchy.



I will make stew with your dog and/or cat

 

[SabreAnt]

Well this is how it is, me and my family are going overseas, can you look after our pets? We can't find anyone at this short notice.

Bowser laughed and said: "If it fits."

 

[paperboy]

Hey bowser, you like those pants I gave you for you're birthday?

Hey, you jumped over some of my buses!

 

[beefbutcher88]

What would a bus driver say if Fox jumped over some of his buses?

The garbage man can!

 

[Danny MacDonald]

who can do it?

i'm destroying everything, Gwaw ha ha ha ha. hmmm...

 

[paperboy]

How's that new lego city I gave you?

I can ride I can do cartweels for a mile!

 

[beefbutcher88]

How are the gymnastics lessons going?

That's no weapon of mass destruction, that's my wife!

 

[Mic_128]

Bush: Everyone look! We found a weaon of mass destruction In Iraq.


I posted it by sea-mail.

 

[catfriedrice]

how'd you get that seafood pict?

The clowns were scareing me

 

[paperboy]

Johnny, why were you looking at innapropriate magazines in the bathroom?

ready and one and set and go!

 

[beefbutcher88]

Daddy, what's the K.ama S.utra?

Because I have rectal welts.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

why is your butt 50,000,000 times bigger than it should be?



I like to eat magic beans!!!

 

[beefbutcher88]

What did Jack say when his mom asked why a beanstalk was growing out of his stomach?

Because I suck.

 

[Cerebrate]

Why does your identical twin blow?

It just is. Now quit bothering me.

 

[Danny MacDonald]

please tell me why is the world round? why? huh, huh? why?

sorry, didnt work.

 

[beefbutcher88]

Will you get an education?

You're an ***-wipe.

 

[Danny MacDonald]

oohh, I feel like silky toilet paper.

yakkity yakk, dont talk back!!!