The Super Duper Upside-Down Backwards Q&A Thread

[aewjn]

What happened when Mr. Lion had sex with Mrs. Tiger?

Can you tell the car to stop dreaming about gas?

 

[Mic_128]

I want you to come up with a question like "What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

When the saints go marching in!

 

[aewjn]

When is it wrong for saints to be prostitutes?

Ha! HA! Mashed potatoes! Man, mashed potatoes! whoops.

 

[Badboy Bighead]

Did you know my cow died from eating mashed potatoes?

The smelly garbage truck.

 

[Cerebrate]

What's your dream car?

You're so controlling! AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!

 

[Ticadrius]

Could you pass the lasagna?

Once, but it was an accident.

 

[aewjn]

Did you spy on your dad while he took a shower?

Can you not do that, Mr. Willy Wonka? I like chocolate.

 

[Solo]

Were you touching my chocolate people?

Don't mess with my nose.

 

[Badboy Bighead]

Can I go beat up that kid called 'my nose'?

Pink eggs are cool.

 

[saud]

In a gay guy's upinion, what would you think is cool?


Xmen 1.5

 

[aewjn]

What's your favorite porn site?

If you can do that, then you're definitely considered a transexual.

 

[cheeseguy]

I can juggle muffins!

4000 of them, for free!

 

[aewjn]

Hank, where's my wallet?

Leather sofas, as always.

 

[Cerebrate]

What are you trying to have sex with?

On the roof.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Have you howled at the moon like a puppy?

Because I tried Suiciding myself.

 

[saud]

Why do you have a missing ball?

no I can't, its too dark

 

[Mic_128]

Can you please open your eyes?


Professor observatory in the gun with the peacock

 

[aewjn]

Where's my coocoo, tom, he's gone, they're all gone.

WELL, that's OOMPA LOOMPA to you too, HA!

 

[Ticadrius]

May I borrow a quarter?

OK, I need a doctor for this one.

 

[Mic_128]

My god! you were just gored by a bull and it made a huge hole through your forehead!


Well there were 6 of them.

 

[saud]

How many cockroches did you eat, there's only one left, and I needed them for an experiment!?

 

[Mic_128]

I'll do an ending for someone.


It was in the latest issue of Hyper.

 

[Badboy Bighead]

How did you know that my telephone was the world's fastest computer?

The chair did it.

 

[Cerebrate]

Jonny, can you tell me who bad-touched you?

Pancakes and waffles.

 

[Ticadrius]

Young man, what did you kill that man with?

Only if you go first.

 

[choknater]

Let's snap our fingers at the exact same time

Hey, if you want it, take it. By all means.

 

[saud]

Can I pleeeeeeease have your house?

nevermore...nevermore..please...no more.

 

[Mic_128]

Do you want some more vomit waffles?

12 of them. With Hotdog buns.........

 

[choknater]

How many ******* do you want in your house?

There are too many ways to say. Here's one: Hello.

 

[aewjn]

How can you tell if you're michael jordan talking to balls, i mean ball, in his puberty years, joanna?

Man, man, lice and rice and mice in ice always tastes nice, but only with a slice of dice. Cut the cherese!

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Can you come up with a nifty rhyme that makes close to no sense?

I would like a whopper. Hold the cheese and the meat, i cant eat that.

 

[aewjn]

Welcome to cannibal farm, where we serve fresh humans and cheesey humans. The bread is corn.

Of course, ken ken kentucky wanted martinis 2000!

 

[Mic_128]

Who wanted a martinis 2000?


It was Zoot's decision, no-one elses.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Who says I have to stop driving if the light is red?


Becuase the anvil did it.

 

[Bahamut]

Why did the young blacksmith start doing drugs?

Regis is really bald.

 

[Masher Mario]

What can be one of the biggest lies ever told?

ChuChu Rocket is driving me crazy!

 

[Bahamut]

How come you bashed your head through the wall?

But I don't want to eat any more pizza!

 

[paperboy]

Would you care for some dry meal?

A wizard did it.

 

[Mic_128]

Xena, in episode 29-2a you were clearly seen ridinga hipogryf, yet 5 minutes later you were riding a dragon. How come?(na-hey!)

Duffman does not know. Ooh-no.

 

[Bahamut]

Barney from The Simpsons: Hey, where'd all the beer go?

Not yellow, anything but YELLOW!