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[MooMew64]

The Pokémon fanbase is quickly becoming unbearable. Again.

It’s just like the last E3! Nature is returning, fellas

what did trees do to them now

 

[Noipoi]

what did trees do to them now

Just ranting on and on about how because “the graphics suck” (and I admit they could be better in both cases) the whole game’s gonna blow when we don’t know enough to say it’ll be great or awful.

If the game sucks, I won’t deny it. But I know I gotta at least see the full thing before coming to any sorta conclusion.

 

[TheMightyP]

You wanna live as an emotionally fulfilled human being?

Pretty ****in gay, bro.

That's why I take a new life style.

I don't take showers. I drink nothing but crude oil and beer. I surgically removed all emotion from my brain except for anger and the desire to lift. I beat women and men who dare glance at my girl on the daily basis to show my authority.

I am the alpha male

 

[Noipoi]

That's why I take a new life style.

I don't take showers. I drink nothing but crude oil and beer. I surgically removed all emotion from my brain except for anger and the desire to lift. I beat women and men who dare glance at my girl on the daily basis to show my authority.

I am the alpha male

Nah bro alpha males are cringe you gotta be a sigma male now.

Which is exactly the same but you don’t have a girl. Because not having a girl will make girls want you. Apparently.

 

[Metal Shop X]

Pokemon fans be like:

 

[MooMew64]

Just ranting on and on about how because “the graphics suck” (and I admit they could be better in both cases) the whole game’s gonna blow when we don’t know enough to say it’ll be great or awful.

If the game sucks, I won’t deny it. But I know I gotta at least see the full thing before coming to any sorta conclusion.

According to the internet, everything is awful.

Fun bad.

Complain good.

If you have fun, you sheep.

insert over used image of funny man saying not to complain about things and consume product because i can only get my point across with funny mem

#dexit #pokemanzboycot #I'm-still-gonna-buy-it-but-I-wanna-be-cool-and-complain-I-mean-everyone-else-is-doing-it-so-I-gotta-give-in-to-peer-pressure-surely-this-will-get-TPC-to-listen-to-what-we-want-there's-no-way-it'll-sell-regardless-we're-totally-not-the-minority-here

did i do it right

 

[Schnee117]

Don't mess with Pokemon fans
We intentionally misrepresent our games

 

[MooMew64]

Don't mess with Pokemon fans
We intentionally misrepresent our games

We are fueled with an ever-loving, pure, unadulterated hatred for our own franchise and will argue about it with such ferocity you'd think we were discussing actual political issues if you had zero context.

This is a good personality trait. I think I will go argue on reddit now.

 

[Hadokeyblade]

God guys.... what if the fighters pass ending DOES mean the end of Ultimate.... but they announce the sequel in the same presentation! A whole new base game with everything returning from ultimate, some newer characters, more old stages, new modes, a new cinematic brawl like story, all coming to the switch pro in two years!

God no, i dont need another few years of everyone hyping up new game trailers as being Smash related.

 

[duxx]

this kids a ****ing genius

 

[Noipoi]

According to the internet, everything is awful.

Fun bad.

Complain good.

If you have fun, you sheep.



#dexit #pokemanzboycot #I'm-still-gonna-buy-it-but-I-wanna-be-cool-and-complain-I-mean-everyone-else-is-doing-it-so-I-gotta-give-in-to-peer-pressure-surely-this-will-get-TPC-to-listen-to-what-we-want-there's-no-way-it'll-sell-regardless-we're-totally-not-the-minority-here

did i do it right

Enjoying entertainment is consuming product and that makes you a stupid piss baby Instead of an enlightened Chad who enjoys nothing.

 

[AndreaAC]

M MooMew64 xD I have to say it, your current Amy profile pic is extremely adorable!

 

[MooMew64]

A handy guide on what images to post to anger Switch owners and inspire Twitter threads:

Spoiler: Pokemon fans

Spoiler: Fire Emblem fans

Spoiler: Smash fans

anything

literally anything

Spoiler: Mario fans

Spoiler: Zelda fans

 

[TheMightyP]

My favorite type of non-argument is when people claim that if you enjoy product, then you are bad because you're excusing company for xyz reasons and capitalism bad or some ****.

Pokemon fans love that argument for some reason.

 

[MooMew64]

M MooMew64 xD I have to say it, your current Amy profile pic is extremely adorable!

She is precious and this kind of wholesome art is what fuels me.

 

[Schnee117]

Spoiler: Fire Emblem fans

Just had to fix this one in particular because no one actually cares about the fruit tbh

 

[MooMew64]

Just had to fix this one in particular because no one actually cares about the fruit tbh

Admittedly I threw that in there 'cause me and my brothers joke about the fruit all the time, lol.

 

[Wario Bros.]

Very interesting:

There was a problem fetching the tweet

Really feeling like Master Chief is coming now.

I still feel like we'll be getting xCloud on Switch.

 

[Hadokeyblade]

A handy guide on what images to post to anger Switch owners and inspire Twitter threads:

Spoiler: Pokemon fans

Spoiler: Fire Emblem fans

Spoiler: Smash fans

anything

literally anything

Spoiler: Mario fans

Spoiler: Zelda fans

Why are you so fixated on trees? That wasnt even the issue, the issue is that the game just looks bad.

 

[Schnee117]

Admittedly I threw that in there 'cause me and my brothers joke about the fruit all the time, lol.

Yeah it's generally just "haha our game looks awful" "yeah look at our fruit"

But we get people failing basic media literacy as a trade off

 

[Metal Shop X]

no one actually cares about the fruit tbh

Heyyyy, I like apples. :C

 

[Pokelego999]

Admittedly I threw that in there 'cause me and my brothers joke about the fruit all the time, lol.

Well I guess you could say the argument is getting fruitful

 

[Schnee117]

Heyyyy, I like apples. :C

People Like Grapes

 

[MooMew64]

Why are you so fixated on trees? That wasnt even the issue, the issue is that the game just looks bad.

i will have you know trees ruined my marriage

blasted buggers also poisoned my water supply, burned my crops, and delivered a plague unto my house

Spoiler

Real talk, I don't think the game looks bad. Is it award winning? Absolutely not, but it certainly ain't ugly IMO so I don't really care.

To each their own, though: It's subjective. I just like cute Pokemon.

 

[duxx]

pokemon fans be grateful about getting 3 new games challenge


challenge impossible

 

[Metal Shop X]

People Like Grapes

eew, grapes?

Gross.

 

[MooMew64]

pokemon fans be grateful about getting 3 new games challenge


challenge impossible

pokemon fans enjoy something challenge

challenge impossible

 

[Hadokeyblade]

pokemon fans be grateful about getting 3 new games challenge


challenge impossible

Isnt that the very issue tho? Stretching themselves too thin.

 

[Noipoi]

pokemon fans enjoy something beyond the Pokémon games you grew up with challenge

Ftfy

 

[Z25]

I still feel like we'll be getting xCloud on Switch.

I could see that, but I think the Chief Collection Rumors and Gamepass discussions will probably go somewhere and we see that this year. I think both companies have a lot more in store than we may think.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Two years since Godzilla: King of the Monsters had released.

 

[Noipoi]

Two years since Godzilla: King of the Monsters had released.

Two months since Godzilla VS Kong released.

 

[MooMew64]

Ftfy

In fairness, Gen 5 is objectively best Gen, so I guess I'm okay with this opinion...

What'dya mean my childhood doesn't dictate what everyone should like-

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Tomorrow also begins the countdown to E3 as we enter June.

 

[Metal Shop X]

Grapes are the kind of fruits that cartoon manage to make much more delicious than it actually is.

 

[Noipoi]

In fairness, Gen 5 is objectively best Gen, so I guess I'm okay with this opinion...

Well yeah obviously, I mean come on.

But I also really love gen 7 which I played when I was 15.

 

[MooMew64]

Grapes are the kind of fruits that cartoon manage to make much more delicious than it actually is.

Sir, how dare you: Grape juice is delicious.

 

[Noipoi]

Sir, how dare you: Grape juice is delicious.

Yeah, my mom loves grape juice. Especially in the evenings. She gets really weird after tho, don’t know why....

I’m kidding this is a joke my mom is fine

 

[Metal Shop X]

Sir, how dare you: Grape juice is delicious.

Fellow sir, this is just my humble opinon, please understand.

That and I never tasted grape juice...I think.

 

[MooMew64]

Yeah, my mom loves grape juice. Especially in the evenings. She gets really weird after tho, don’t know why....

I’m kidding this is a joke my mom is fine

That's the special grape juice.