HAI GUYZ!
Heh, yeah. No. Seriously. This is important.
I'm Chocobo, and this is a website. I talked to Cactuar and Pakman about me getting into TSA. Apparently I wasn't let in when Scar was because they thought it'd be funny, since me and Scar are BFF. I guess... if you think I'm lying, you can ask them, but they might say it's not true just to further annoy me. Scar told me to post here, and I really don't think much. I just do what he says because he goes to Penn. That's probably why he knees me. Umm... I guess I'll talk a little bit about myself. I'm a Samus main and my secondary is Fox. My low-tier is DK, because he pees blood. I met Cactuar and Pakman in the commuter lounge at our college. Me and Cactuar didn't get along well, but that's only because he doesn't have a soul. Once I got over that we were awesome, and have quiet mancrushes on eachother. Pakman inspired me to play DK because he's a silly *****. What ellllllse... I go to Drexel. Oh. Me and Scar have known eachother since we were 6. We were only friends because we both loved Jurassic Park and Shinobi 3 for sega more than we loved our families. We're rivals, like Ryu and Ken, or Good Burger and Mondo Burger.
I play Melee a lot. Like, a lot a lot. My biggest flaw is my lack of experience, which is due to the fact I haven't gone to enough venues. I didn't go to venues because I didn't think Cactuspants would let me into TSA Philly. I didn't think he'd let me into TSA Philly because I don't have enough experience. It's a vicious cycle. Um. I was at Scarfest, but I only really hung around Velocity, Triad, Scar, Pakman, and Ryoko. I think I said a hello to a lot of people, though. You'll remember me as the guy with the Chocobo jersey and the stunning beard. Like if Solid Snake had 52 hamburgers. I play Scar and Cactuar kinda frequently, and visit Velocity because I live near him.
When Brawl comes out, I'm maining Knuckles. My secondary will be Balloon Fighter, and my low-tier is Thwomp. Just so you know, my post count is low because I changed my gamertag like 3 or 4 times, so I have roughly that many old accounts. Lulz.
Ever and more,
Chocobo.