The Smash 5 Ongoing Story Game

[CannonStreak]

But would receive a buff...

 

[Just a random scrub]

And then ZeRo mained him...

 

[Spoon Man the Eleventh]

Until Greninja got inevitably nerfed...

 

[Just a random scrub]

Then, Greninja committed suicide.

 

[Fenriraga]

But he still had another stock, so it wasn't very effective.

 

[Just a random scrub]

Sakurai then nerfed him harder.

 

[PeridotGX]

"I'll help ya" Dedede said.

 

[IDI0Tnew]

Then, Greninja committed suicide.

probably used his tounge as a rope

 

[Just a random scrub]

Sakurai replaced 'em with Goku.

 

[TheWill44]

Goku’s MU vs Bayo was

 

[Just a random scrub]

He got 0-deathed by Daniel

 

[Crazy456Rhino]

Suddenly, the cube from Adventure...

 

[Spoon Man the Eleventh]

Got confirmed as a character...

 

[PeridotGX]

In Kirby Triple Deluxe Deluxe

 

[Pazzo.]

The final prophesy was told

 

[CannonStreak]

The Cube would have a...

 

[Just a random scrub]

...straw to shoot pistachio milkshake.

 

[Crystanium]

A milkshake like no other.

 

[Just a random scrub]

It splashed uselessey on floor.

(Sorry for bad English, I had to cut out "the" so it would be only 5 words)

 

[CannonStreak]

Creating a mess Cloud had...

 

[PeridotGX]

caused from exploding. Sakurai then

 

[Sage of Ice]

attended my daughter's wedding, where

 

[Pazzo.]

He claimed the daughter for

 

[Ryu_Ken]

Street Fighter X Smash Bros, a title coming

 

[PeridotGX]

2006. Squidward shouted "You cant"!

 

[Diddy Kong]

Diddy Kong killed him mercilessly

 

[PeridotGX]

, with such OP combos that

 

[Diddy Kong]

everyone ****ted their pants full

 

[CannonStreak]

Of birthday cake ice cream...

 

[Diddy Kong]

showered by coconut cream pie

 

[PeridotGX]

with Ridley Fan's Tears as

 

[CannonStreak]

An extra topping so delicious...

 

[92MilesPrower]

Suddenly, Sakurai combusted into flames,

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

"Commence the cleansing", gurgled Yamaguchi,

 

[CannonStreak]

"And make it very snappy."

 

[Ryu_Ken]

Yamaguchi pulled out a nuke

 

[92MilesPrower]

only for Segata Sanshiro to

 

[Deleted member]

nerf Zelda. Suddenly, a UFO

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Abducted Toon Link, replacing him........

 

[Deleted member]

with Big the Cat. Sakurai