The Sentence Changer

[Jonkku]

Olimar stole Luigi's spaghetti flavoured hat.

^ That's more like it, without breaking the "one change only" -rule.
Also, IMO correcting incorrect spelling changing from American to British spelling doesn't really count as a change.

 

[Blue Yoshi]

I know it doesn't count as a change... I was just joking about the spelling differences.

Olimar stole Luigi's spaghetti hat

 

[Jonkku]

Olimar stole Luigi's spaghetti nose.

Spoiler

also bump

 

[smashfan666]

Eddy stole Luigi's spaghetti nose.

 

[Blargy]

Eddy stole Luigi's LARGE nose.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Eddy stole Luigi's LARGE pingas nose.

 

[smashfan666]

Eddy stole Luigi's LARGE guitar nose.

 

[RetroAntonio]

You stole Luigi's LARGE guitar nose.

 

[Blue Yoshi]

You stole Luigi's large shiny nose. (season theme coming? )

 

[smashfan666]

You stole Geno's large shiny nose.

 

[Blue Yoshi]

You stole Geno's very shiny nose.

 

[RetroAntonio]

You stole Geno's very shiny genitals.

 

[smashfan666]

You stole Geno's very shiny staff.

 

[RetroAntonio]

You stole Geno's very shiny power staff.

 

[smashfan666]

You stole Geno's very shiny power star.

 

[Phantom7]

I stole Geno's very shiny power star.

 

[smashfan666]

I stole Bowser's very shiny power star.

 

[Phantom7]

I destroyed Bower's very shiny power star.

 

[RetroAntonio]

I destroyed Bower's very shiny power car.

 

[Clownbot]

I destroyed Bower's very shiny clown car.

 

[RetroAntonio]

I drove Bower's very shiny clown car.

 

[smashfan666]

I drove Bowser's very spikey clown car.

 

[RetroAntonio]

I drove Bowser's very spikey killer clown car.

 

[smashfan666]

I drove Ridley's very spikey killer clown car.

 

[RetroAntonio]

I drove Meta Ridley's very spikey killer clown car.

 

[smashfan666]

I drove Meta Knight's very spikey killer clown car.

 

[Blargy]

I drove Broken Knight's very spikey killer clown car.

 

[UberMario]

I drove Broken Lizard's very spikey killer clown car.

 

[smashfan666]

I drove Lounge Lizard's very spikey killer clown car.

 

[UberMario]

I drove Lounge Luigi's very spikey killer clown car.

 

[smashfan666]

I drove Mama Luigi's very spikey killer clown car.

 

[UberMario]

I drove Mama Luigi's very spikey killer clown waffle.

 

[smashfan666]

I drove Mama Luigi's very fiery killer clown waffle.

 

[UberMario]

I stole Mama Luigi's very fiery killer clown waffle.

 

[smashfan666]

Ganon stole Mama Luigi's very fiery killer clown waffle.

 

[UberMario]

Ganon stole Mama Luigi's fiery killer clown waffle.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Ganon stole Mama Luigi's fiery killer clown bagel.

 

[smashfan666]

Ganon stole Mama Luigi's fiery killer buttered bagel.

 

[UberMario]

Ganon stole Mama Luigi's killer buttered bagel.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Ganon ate Mama Luigi's killer buttered bagel.