The Sentence Changer

[Elucifur]

I'm unlike you, because I do nothing but stare at that new nude painting!

 

[Tacel]

I'm unlike you, because I do nothing but stare down that new nude painting!

 

[Elucifur]

I'm you, because I do nothing but stare down that new nude painting!

 

[Jonkku]

I'm you, because I do nothing but stare down that new nude painting of!

 

[Elucifur]

I'm you, I do nothing but stare down that new nude painting of!

 

[TheSundanceKid]

I'm you, I do nothing but stare down that new nude painting of Obama!

 

[Clownbot]

I'm you, I do nothing but stare down that new nude painting of Hilary!

 

[TheSundanceKid]

I'm tacos, I do nothing but stare down that new nude painting of Hilary!

 

[Frown]

I'm swallowing tacos, I do nothing but stare down that new nude painting of Hilary!

 

[Jonkku]

I'm swallowing tacos, meanwhile I do nothing but stare down that new nude painting of Hilary!

 

[Clownbot]

I'm swallowing tacos, meanwhile I do everything but stare down that new nude painting of Hilary!

 

[Elucifur]

I'm swallowing tacos, meanwhile I do everything but stare down that classic nude painting of Hilary!

 

[Frown]

I'm swallowing tacos, meanwhile I do everything but stare down that classic nude painting of me!

 

[Neherazade]

I'm swallowing tacos, meanwhile I do everything but burn down that classic nude painting of me!

 

[Frown]

I'm swallowing tacos, while I do everything but burn down that classic nude painting of me!

 

[Neherazade]

Who's swallowing tacos, while I do everything but burn down that classic nude painting of me?

 

[XACE-K]

Who's swallowing tacos, while I do everything but burn down that classic nude painting of Snake?

 

[Elucifur]

Who's swallowing tacos, while I do everything but lie down that classic nude painting of Snake?

 

[XACE-K]

Sly's swallowing tacos, while I do everything but lie down that classic nude painting of Snake.

 

[Elucifur]

Sly's swallowing tacos, while I do everything but lie down on that classic nude painting of Snake.

 

[Frown]

Sly's swallowing tacos, while I do but lie down on that classic nude painting of Snake.

 

[XACE-K]

Sly's swallowing tacos, while I but lie down on that classic nude painting of Snake.

 

[Elucifur]

Sly's swallowing tacos, while I lie down on that classic nude painting of Snake.

 

[Clownbot]

Sly's swallowing tacos, while I lie down on that classic nude painting of a snake.

You can interpret that however you want to. (Perverts...)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Sly's swallowing tacos, while I lie down on that classic nude painting of Samus.

(She's a man, I tell ya!)

 

[Clownbot]

Sly's swallowing tacos, while I lie down on that terrible nude painting of Samus.

 

[Elucifur]

Sly's swallowing swords, while I lie down on that terrible nude painting of Samus.

 

[XACE-K]

Sly's breaking swords, while I lie down on that terrible nude painting of Samus.

 

[Tacel]

Sly's breaking swords, while I lie on that terrible nude painting of Samus.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Sly's breaking swords, while I lie on that terribly nude painting of Samus.

 

[Clownbot]

Sly's breaking swords, while I lie on that terribly nude figure of Samus.

 

[smashfan666]

Sly's breaking swords, while I lie on that terribly accurate figure of Samus.

 

[Jonkku]

Sly's breaking his swords, while I lie on that terribly accurate figure of Samus.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Sly's breaking his swords, while I eat on that terribly accurate figure of Samus.

 

[Jonkku]

Sly's breaking his sword, while I eat on that terribly accurate figure of Samus.

 

[Clownbot]

Sly's breaking his back, while I eat on that terribly accurate figure of Samus.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Sly's breaking his back, while I eat on that amazingly accurate figure of Samus.

 

[Tacel]

Sly's breaking his back, while I eat that amazingly accurate figure of Samus.

 

[Clownbot]

Sly's breaking his back, while I eat that amazingly accurate chocolate figure of Samus.

 

[XACE-K]

Sly's breaking his back, while I eat that amazingly accurate chocolate figurine of Samus.