The Sentence Changer

[Frown]

Wowzers, I ate your pants even though it said "1,000,000 french fries instead of stealing the general new clothes!"?

 

[Jonkku]

Wowzers, I ate your pants even though it contained 1,000,000 french fries instead of stealing the general new clothes!?

 

[markopoleoh]

Wowzers, I ate your pants even though it contained 1,000,000 french fries instead of stealing the general new clothes!? Bee-Otch!

 

[XACE-K]

Wowzers, I ate your pants even though it contained 1,000,000 french fries instead of stealing the general new clothes!? D@mn!

 

[markopoleoh]

Wowzers, I ate your pants even though it contained 1,000,000 french fries instead of stealing the general new clothes!? mexican-turtle

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Wowzers, I ate your pants even though it contained 1,000,000 french fries instead of stealing the general new clothes!? mexican-explosion!

 

[XACE-K]

Wowzers, I ate your pants even though it contained 1,000,000 french fries instead of stealing the general new clothes!?

 

[Neherazade]

Wowzers, I ate your pants even though it contained over 1,000,000 french fries instead of stealing the general new clothes!?

 

[Frown]

Wowzers, I ate you pants even though it contained over 1,000,000 french fries instead of stealing the general new clothes!?

 

[Neherazade]

Wowzers, I ate you even though it contained over 1,000,000 french fries instead of stealing the general new clothes!?

 

[XACE-K]

Wowzers, I ate you even though it contained over 0 french fries instead of stealing the general new clothes!?

 

[Neherazade]

Wowzers, I hate you even though it contained over 0 french fries instead of stealing the general new clothes!?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Wowzers, I hate you even though it contained over 0 Italian fries instead of stealing the general new clothes!?

 

[Frown]

Wowzers, I hate you even though you contained over 0 Italian fries instead of stealing the general new clothes!?

 

[Jonkku]

Wowzers, I hate you even though you contained over 0 Italians instead of stealing the general new clothes!?

 

[smashfan666]

Wowzers, I hate you even though you ate over 20 Italians instead of stealing the general's new clothes!?

 

[XACE-K]

WTH, I hate you even though you ate over 20 Italians instead of stealing the general's new clothes!?

 

[Neherazade]

WTH, I hate you even though you ate over 20 Italians instead of stealing your mom's new clothes!?

 

[XACE-K]

WTH, I hate you even though you ate over 20 Germans instead of stealing your mom's new clothes!?

Spoiler

You can only change one word Neherazade.

 

[Neherazade]

WTH, I hate you even though you ate over 20 Germans instead of hi-jacking your mom's new clothes!?

Wowzers, I hate you even though you contained over 0 Italians instead of stealing the general new clothes!?

Wowzers, I hate you even though you ate over 20 Italians instead of stealing the general's new clothes!?

sorry, I misunderstood. there was somthing in the rules about "a max of 3 words," and when I saw smashfan's post, I thought we could change a max of 3 words.

 

[Jonkku]

WTH, I hate you even though you ate over 20 Germans instead of hi-jacking your mom's new car!?

sorry, I misunderstood. there was somthing in the rules about "a max of 3 words,"

The rule is that the sentence can't go lower than 3 words, or over 10 words long (I think the 10 word limit was taken away - or just ignored - a while ago)

 

[Zeruel21]

WTH, I hate you even though you ate over 9000 Germans instead of hi-jacking your mom's new car!?

 

[smashfan666]

WTH, I hate you even though you ate over 9000 Japanese instead of hi-jacking your mom's new car!?

 

[Frown]

WTH, I hate you even though you stole over 9000 Japanese instead of hi-jacking your mom's new car!?

 

[Jonkku]

WTH, I hate you even because you stole over 9000 Japanese instead of hi-jacking your mom's new car!?

 

[smashfan666]

i just lost the only fanfic that's going to get me any admirers, why should i bother changing this sentence?

 

[Jonkku]

why should i bother changing this sentence?

I don't know, but probably for the same reason you bothered to post that.
(Hint: It takes less effort to change one word than to type that sentence.)

 

[Tacel]

WTH, I hate you even because you stole over 9000 Japanese instead of hi-jacking your mom's new segway!?

 

[Jonkku]

WTH, I hate you only because you stole over 9000 Japanese instead of hi-jacking your mom's new segway!?

 

[Frown]

WTH, I hate you only because you stole over 9000 instead of hi-jacking your mom's new segway!?

 

[Jonkku]

I hate you only because you stole over 9000 instead of hi-jacking your mom's new segway!?

 

[XACE-K]

I hate you only because you stole over 0 instead of hi-jacking your mom's new segway!?

 

[Jonkku]

I hate you only because you stole over nothing instead of hi-jacking your mom's new segway!?

 

[XACE-K]

I hate you only because you stole my nothing instead of hi-jacking your mom's new segway!?

 

[Jonkku]

I hate you only because you stole my nothing instead of polishing your mom's new segway!?

 

[Frown]

I hate you because you stole my nothing instead of polishing your mom's new segway!?

 

[Tacel]

I hate you because you stole nothing instead of polishing your mom's new segway!?

 

[Frown]

I hate you because you did nothing instead of polishing your mom's new segway!

Spoiler

Looking good.

 

[XACE-K]

I hate you because you do nothing instead of polishing your mom's new segway!

 

[Jonkku]

I hate you because you do nothing instead of polishing your mom's new boyfriend!