Important The Ridley for SSB4 Thread - End of an Era

[Nietona]

Essentially, we're doing to ourselves what the Shulk thread did to themselves with "#MonadoMonday", except we don't even know whether a character's going to be revealed or not.

 

[despairing]

Ok, I don't know if this will be the day. I actually kinda doubt it...

But could someone at least post a link or something??

The roundtable is on strict embargo.

 

[Con0rrrr]

It's not gonna happen.

If I tell myself it won't happen.

It won't happen.

ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN PLEASE SAKURAI DONT DO IT I DARE YOU DONT DO IT

 

[BravadoMan_13]

I can't even remember the last time I've been this excited.

My whole body is going through hype convolutions.

Your body is Ridley

 

[Snagrio]

The madness. THE MADNESS!!!

 

[GalacticPetey]

My mind says "no way. They're not gonna reveal anything"

But my heart is saying" Yes. Give in to the hype."

 

[Tasers]

THE HYPE!! THE HYPE

 

[SchAlternate]

Maybe this won't end in any reveal whatsoever. That's for granted.

BUT THE HYPE NEVER DIES!!

FULL SPEED AHEAD!!

 

[Kalimdori]

I remember this board freaking out about the April Direct. And Gamescom. And Comic Con. And E3.

It is possible that Ridley could be revealed, but some of you are investing way to much into this.

Save the freakout for if he actually is confirmed today

 

[WayfaringElf]

Essentially, we're doing to ourselves what the Shulk thread did to themselves with "#MonadoMonday", except we don't even know whether a character's going to be revealed or not.

Thing is no one expects Ridley but us.

 

[Kevinhend]

My mind says "no way. They're not gonna reveal anything"

But my heart is saying" Yes. Give in to the hype."

The hype is too real right now.

 

[Nietona]

Thing is no one expects Ridley but us.

Oh, I meant more that we're hyping ourselves up Ridley-culously for what could easily just be something totally unrelated. XD

 

[WayfaringElf]

My body is suffering from Hype overload.

 

[PurpleSpaceDragon]

It's going to be Ridley, fellas.

Bowser Jr. and Duck Hunt Dog need to be hidden characters...if they weren't the only hidden Newcomers would be clones, which would disappoint many players.

So Ridley is really the ONLY option remaining if Nintendo of America wants to bring the hype.

CHOOCHOOOCHOOO!!!!!!

 

[Hong]

Even at the moments of highest hype, I am going to have to ask people to reel this back a bit with the spam.

We're Ridley time, all the time, baby.

 

[Con0rrrr]

I swear.

I swear the website was down for 10 seconds. I swear.

 

[Weeman]

Watch out for the incoming "We waited for this?!" and "What a joke" rants.

 

[TheBrainJem]

THE HYPE!! THE HYPE

Ridley's confirmation shall take over ZA WARUDO! WRRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!

 

[SchAlternate]

I know I shouldn't make everything more tense than it already is...

BUT YOU CAN'T STOP THIS TRAIN!!!

 

[Wintropy]

Supposing this does actually yield fruit: then what?

I'm genuinely curious here. What do we do once we've achieved everything?

 

[Xhampi]

Maybe this won't end in any reveal whatsoever. That's for granted.

BUT THE HYPE NEVER DIES!!

FULL SPEED AHEAD!!

Be careful with that video, the last time I post it to hype Ridley, we ended up with that blasted shadow tease.

 

[WayfaringElf]

There will be be visible pelvis bones and ribs!

 

[Con0rrrr]

Samurai plz

 

[Nietona]

Supposing this does actually yield fruit: then what?

I'm genuinely curious here. What do we do once we've achieved everything?

Cry. Then, after we cry, we rest. It would finally be over, and we would have won.

And then we'd just talk about his moveset and all that stuff.

 

[WayfaringElf]

Supposing this does actually yield fruit: then what?

I'm genuinely curious here. What do we do once we've achieved everything?

We avhieve ultimate hype.

 

[SchAlternate]

Supposing this does actually yield fruit: then what?

I'm genuinely curious here. What do we do once we've achieved everything?

Our victory over ignorance, of course.

 

[Kevinhend]

Supposing this does actually yield fruit: then what?

I'm genuinely curious here. What do we do once we've achieved everything?

 

[False Sense]

Supposing this does actually yield fruit: then what?

I'm genuinely curious here. What do we do once we've achieved everything?

Play Super Smash Bros.

 

[Wintropy]

We avhieve ultimate hype.

Critical hype maintained.

No sleep 'til Ridley.

 

[Tasers]

Supposing this does actually yield fruit: then what?

I'm genuinely curious here. What do we do once we've achieved everything?

We achieve the ultimate fighting game ever created

 

[TheGalaxyKnight]

All we really need for confirmation is a Ridley amiibo! please sakurai... give us a sign.

 

[Chase]

Supposing this does actually yield fruit: then what?

I'm genuinely curious here. What do we do once we've achieved everything?

 

[Xhampi]

Supposing this does actually yield fruit: then what?

I'm genuinely curious here. What do we do once we've achieved everything?

We begin to support Kraid.

 

[DarkFalcon]

Oh god people are freaking out. I don't know what's going on.

 

[Snagrio]

I keep refreshing the page, and sigh when it loads. If the moment arrives, this place will crash, so every time it loads perfectly is disappointing.

 

[WayfaringElf]

Metroid Hype 3: Corruption
Coming August 29th, 2014

 

[BlueBubbee]

We need to stop with all of the random stuff, we're going to pierce the 2000 Cap.


With all of this hype, I'm surprised nobody has posted this video yet.
Well, I'm posting it now. Hype.


But seriously, if we pierce the 2000 Cap in the last week and we can't make another thread, I am going to be pissed.

 

[AuraShaman]

That's it! THAT'S IT! THIS IS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK! While I love that Shulk's now playable, the tease at the end just destroyed everything! I'M DONE BEING TEASED ABOUT RIDLEY! I'm done waiting a whole year for his confirmation, I'm done speculating about the shadow, AND I'M DONE TRYING TO DEFEND A FANBASE WHOM I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE IT!!!

It's over!

Sakurai dislikes the Ridley fans!

You guys dared to speculate in the gloomiest of situations, and you end up getting punished for it!


Sakurai hates this fanbase! You've all been supporting a lost cause for fifteen years!


RIDLEY IS TOO BIG, AFTER ALL!!!!!!!


My spirit is too worn out to wait any longer...I've officially lost all hope. I can't keep believing any longer. I blame Alax and @aldelaro5 for luring me into ever helping you guys! I should've stopped believing him when he believed Paper Mario had a chance because of a stage.


All you can do now is pray that you're right, and that I'm wrong. As for me...I'm done supporting Ridley. You had your chance, and judging from your aggressive behavior, I don't think you've earned it yet. I wish you good luck that the bully detractors don't storm here with "I told you so" when the full roster is revealed.


*shuts my eyes tightly. I hesitate for a second, but I then jump head-first into the river of splounge water*





And thus, history repeats itself...so much for justice.

 

[TheGalaxyKnight]

All the metroid characters other than Adam's team must be in Smash. If not, I will be Sakurai's successor for SSB series. Where, Samus, ZZS, Ridley, Kraid, Dark Samus, MotherBrain, A Metroid, and Crocomire will all be playable!

 

[RidleyDX]

You guys are making me reach maximum hype capacity!!!!

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I hope this doesn't blow in our faces