The Rhyming Game

[Mr.-0]

Excuse me miss will you undress?

 

[smashfan666]

you took all the good words that rhyme with "undress"!

 

[Mr.-0]

How am I supposed to ryme with that? ^^^

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Hit it with a bat?

 

[★Malik★™]

but then it'll go SPLAT!

 

[Mota]

Like when I ran over my cat.

 

[Tacel]

And the sentence was changed, just like that.

 

[smashfan666]

and on my dinner i sat.

 

[Mr.-0]

And tehn you turned, really fat.

 

[Fuelbi]

My cats got a hat

 

[Mr.-0]

You already used hat you brat ( Jk )

 

[Fuelbi]

Cats hate mats

 

[smashfan666]

B-sharp! don't B-flat!

 

[Deleted member]

if your smoken dope there is no hope cause if your at the bottom of a slop, do not mope grab a rope and you'll be fine if u dont smoke dope :D

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

Is this a joke?

 

[Suntan Luigi]

A better joke was never spoke (en)

 

[smashfan666]

...poke.

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[mars16]

**** my arm just had a stroke

 

[Clownbot]

Well, you're an odd bloke.

 

[PSIQuasi]

I ran out of (Diet) Coke!

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Do you know that frogs croak?

 

[smashfan666]

that chimney cleaner guy's covered in smoke.

 

[Neherazade]

I'd be too if I were living outside a fast-food restaurant in a card-board box, eating the garbage out of adumpster and suffering from multiple life-threatening diseases at once... cuz I'm broke.