The Perfect Stage

[demoncaterpie]

Alright, so I've been thinking about this one for a while, and I think I've designed the perfect Brawl stage!

I've made a list of what this stage will include, and why it will be the ultimate choice for tournaments.

-No hazards like background characters
-It's small, so nobody can run away from you.
-It stays in one place the entire time.
-No platforms to get in the way of combos
-No items of any kind.
-No pillars or anything similar
-No excessive background animations. These are way too distracting for players anyway.
-No music, so the players can fixate themselves completely on the game.
-No floor-boards, which can lead to rash uses of glitch-techniques.

So, without further ado, here it is! My stage!

No thanks are necessary.

 

[AHiFiveMeansYouLoveMe!]

umm. Wouldn't you keep falling and dying.

 

[Sariku]

umm. Wouldn't you keep falling and dying.

Not if there is an invisible floor!

 

[Talendime]

I love you.. this is the perfect way to say 'shut the **** up' to all those "tourney" *****es..


So what would you call it?

 

[CaptainN]

Free Fall, or possibly like, Parachute Trainig

 

[Dragothel]

Main Goal= make other fall to their death fast than you?


sweet

 

[Tristan_win]

Main Goal= make other fall to their death fast than you?


sweet

Spikes would be godly

 

[Brockman5]

yea that would be cool hahhaa

 

[smashmaniac16]

omg best stage ever suggested!

 

[demoncaterpie]

I love you.. this is the perfect way to say 'shut the **** up' to all those "tourney" *****es..


So what would you call it?

Absence of Fun.

Because who needs something like "enjoyment" when you're playing a video game?

 

[RedKnight]

I was expecting FD but this...THIS is even better for tourney players

 

[OmegaXXII]

haha, this stage reminds me of the Debug "dummy" level in Melee

 

[Puffin]

Oh please. Some casuals are ridiculous. Tournament players may actually think that a battle of skill is more fun, not to mention that they play for MONEY. Ken has won somewhere around $50k on Smash. How would you like to lose a multi-thousand dollar tournament to a random occurance?

I emphasized money a bit much. To make it clear, I actually find it more fun to play on plainer stages. To think that not everybody has exactly the same tastes as you! Shocking.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Hah, good idea. I bet there will be some serious money matches on this stage!

 

[greenblob]

Nah, it wouldn't be tournament legal. Jigglypuff could camp too easily .

 

[C.Olimar788]

I think the true meaning here is what would happen if you actually tried to create a stage like this with the Stage Editor?

 

[Chaos Paladin]

gratz you have made the most boring stage known to man

 

[Hmaal]

Good stage, object hit opponents as they fall for credit of kill.

 

[Falco&Victory]

i was about to get angry, until I saw that demoncaterpie made it lol

creative *******

 

[AtticusFinch]

Now this is a mans stage!! *Shows off chset hairs*

XD

 

[lookatthatbaconsizzle]

Now this is a mans stage!! *Shows off chset hairs*

XD

heh heh. like that commercial. This stage might actually be a blast.

 

[Radamanthus]

Main Goal= make other fall to their death fast than you?


sweet

meta knight would rule this stage...gliding+multiple jumps+good special moves

 

[maxieman]

I still think using the stage editor to make 2 blocks on opposite sides of the stage would be the ultimate tourny stage lol

 

[OmegaXXII]

ironically, it seems everyone here is approving of this stage, I don't what it could be but it sure seems interesting

 

[demoncaterpie]

ironically, it seems everyone here is approving of this stage, I don't what it could be but it sure seems interesting

Did I not say it is the perfect stage?

 

[Cindermomo]

Parachuting adventure mode stage. think about it.

 

[Dragothel]

meta knight would rule this stage...gliding+multiple jumps+good special moves

True, Flying people like pit, meta, and Charizard would have an avantage


and for that matter, if theres no floor, where would Pokemon Trainer stand?

 

[4 Aces]

haha, this stage reminds me of the Debug "dummy" level in Melee

EXACTLY what I was thinking. Good call.

The fun lasts until someone runs out of jumps or are in their upb lag.

 

[Lemon Drop]

Characters with the Glide ability or multiple jumps will poon at this level. Also Peach :O

 

[OmegaXXII]

Did I not say it is the perfect stage?

oh yea, definetly perfect alright

 

[Thedude3445]

T.T Why does everyone bash the tournament players? Like Puffin said, they play for MONEY. Would you want to risk $500 (x1.2 more in euros, I believe) trying to jump through Icicle Mountatin? Hey, I'm glad wavedashing and other techniques are gone, so that I can be a bit higher in skill on Brawl's start, but bashing, for WHAT reason?



This would be a cool stage idea if you started on the top, and people have to toadstool jump and Up-B (GCN) to try and save themselves from touching the bottom and being KOed.

 

[The Qu]

Free Fall, or possibly like, Parachute Trainig

Its the Pilotwings stage!

 

[Lag]

...and for that matter, if theres no floor, where would Pokemon Trainer stand?

Good question...no clue.

 

[pass the syrup]

this is the best thread ever... seriously

 

[Sundown]

Some casual players are so... lol

People like the TC and others posting here make me laugh , thx guys

 

[Cindermomo]

Best Thread Ever

 

[Psychoace]

It's broken.

 

[Gimpyfish62]

i am not amused

*bowser fsmash*